@phantasus @batadv and don't forget to pay your yearly Whiskey tax! Otherwise, you know... #bcachefs... (just kidding)
More seriously, I'm not quite convinced that would work. Upstreaming actually has some hierarchy, you'd first need to bribe @gregkh to get into staging. Then you'll need to bribe your sub system maintainer(s). And then Linus.
And you'd have to somehow do that without other people asking questions why your new code was merged without any proper reviewing/feedback from others.
