#Fortunately

lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-08-13

Dear Friends #off AI (Artificial #Independence),
As we know
#AI is being #supervised or #managed by Actual Income (AI) self-appointed geniuses. Or the IG-Noble usual suspects: ​:ablobcatgoogly:​
#Bezos the #Merciless, Elon Musk rat, tik-tok politicos, Lazy #influencers, prostituted #journalists etc.

#Fortunately we all have our off #switch of #choice available. ⏹️

lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-06-13

Dear Whinging Friends, ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​
As we in the UK (allegedly) know, 'musn't grumble'. Maybe we should a little more?
- Brexit? Bet you can't eat three? Eh wait that is wheatabix, readybrex, shredded wheat/wit? Something tasteless with added sugar rush?
​:ablobcatpopcorn:​
- The
#weather is now so #unpredictable we can talk about it and whinge even more. Result!
- We are now
#bank ruptured. Oh the #humanity

Easy to be a whinge bag.
#Fortunately we have some of the #brightest minds in the IMPerial Empire of little In-gland:
- Pubic [sic] transport run by runner haz beans...
- Schools making way for Pink Floyd, 'We don't need no education, Teacher leave them kids alone'.
#Sum mishtake surely.
-
#Food #grown in #inns and out of hunger #allotments πŸ₯¬

Expect more surprises. As they happen, mostly by accident...
​:ablobcatmaracasevil:​

lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-06-09

Dear Friends of indecision, βš–οΈ

I
#find it very #easy to make #decisions:
For example:
- Should I add 2 liters of
#vanilla ice-cream to my shop or should I anyway?
- Should billionaires be made to pay or should they pay
#anyways?
- Should
#servers be #idiot proof or be usable by idiots anyway? ​:dopefish:​

Life is
#simplicity when you #know-how. #Fortunately I have limited #skills but #infinite #ignorance to soak it up. The same is true of #sauce code, gravy training and #UBI (Universal Basic Income) for billionaires too. They can save it to buy a journalist, politician or over-hyped bubble bath. Or batcons (similar to bitcoins with added bits of nothing). $Β£ ​:blobcatthx:​

Anyway back to
#skimming and scamming, #skimping and #saving our #favorite world 🌐

Merlin cat sniffing out a mouse
lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-06-06

Dear Friends of #moulting,
As we know lobsters
🦞 and snakes shed their skins, shells. Politicians #shed their #words as soon as elected. Spooks kick everyone out of the #cuckoo #nest... And everyone is likely to #change their #favourite [insert 'immutable' choice]

We are a strange bunch of coconuts.
​:dopefish:​ Some green. Some brown on the outside. Sum... don't add up.

#Fortunately there is a #solution. Come to #think of it, many solutions. For example:

- Principals are for
#schools, not strangulation
-
​:anarchy:​
- Consider the grass of the fields, how they get munched to make room for milkers and honey space. Bee Power!
- Romans, Nazi and Empires. Fall. (you knew right?)

In other words,
#step #aside and #find the #happy #place. Mine is in my head, #heart and Yummy #Tummy. Today I am having a day of #restitution. Went for a lovely #walk. Had a #shower. Gonna have #Pastafarian for lunch. Like a mama used to make. With fresh 'erb. Aye, aye, I an' I, an' a tooth 4 a #truth for the #fairies... and #pirates
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Have a wondrous day. Because you are worth it
πŸ¦‹

lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-05-30

Dear Friends of #dimensional travel,
As we may know, the
#multiverse is now #mainstream. #Fortunately I have been stuck with a cross dimensional #communicator and little else in order to #communicate with an AI generated device of the future. ​:gi:​ It is a hard job and everyone is on it.
youtu.be/ogd2REUk670

Meanwhile, to pass the time (so to speak), I have been reviewing the past lines and also wondering about trans-dimensional-quaternions when available.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternions_and_spatial_rotation#Advantages_of_quaternions

Obviously I haven't a clue what I am talking about but then when did anyone?
​:ablobcatcoffee:​

Have a great
#century everyone and #remember. There is no tomorrow. No #yesteryear and surprisingly #nothing else. Who would have #thought? ​:blobcatthinkingsunglass:​

2024-05-26

Dear Friends of Tooting,

I #wandered, I returned #lost as usual. #Fortunately I am used to short posts, elongated posts and still talk #fluent gibberish and waffle. 😜

Will try and #read and learn from my old account here. Many #moons ago. As well as head claws, I now have cats ears.

Thanks to admins for patience whilst I find my many footsies.

Have a great day everyone 😍

#olde #time #fediverse #mastodon #happy #positive

2024-04-13

Dear Friends of #morning πŸ₯

On my #morning #walk, came across a lost/lone #starling. First one I have seen this year. They are ferocious in their #pecking order but quite #attractive close up.

I also came across a #dragon.

It was in the form of a Finial on the #roof.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finial#/

#Fortunately, we do not have any finial, as we are witch friendly. :paganverify:
Also, it might scare #Santa Claws 🦞

2024-04-09

Dear Friends of Franchise Matrix, :hearthands:

There I was in The #Matrix, admiring the #Neo in the read address, when ...
I ended up in my #Element (also available as an app) ... again :mindblown:

#Fortunately, I am ever closer to my goals: 🦞

- #Free fishing without phishing, for All
- A just in #time and #space #society
- Free humans for Cats
- Stupidity #dissolved as an #option
- FREE #GNU #Software for all
- Every node, person, #device #interwebbed, if #choice :blobDab:

"We are The #Borg, #Insistence is #irrelevant" ~ Seven of Nun :thinkSpin:

matrix.org

2024-03-18

Dear Friends Of All,

As we moult, #mold and #meld. Wee #gain. 4 #Example:
1. It is all #relevant
2. Choose #choices
3. #Bloom and #flower
4. #Today can be #Unique
#Fortunately we are all so #lucky to #stand on the #solders of GI-ants, #shoulders of #lambs and the #cat in the hat. We can #understand everyone's #experience if we #gait to know them.
For example:
1. #Brer #Computer said #Know.
2. Screen #reader said β€œListen”.
3. The #Koran Sayed, recite.
4. The #Natural #Medicine, #smudged.

Be the kind of kind you can. Everyone my kind of kin. Gratitude.

lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-02-29

Dear Friends of #Server #Space, the Last #Frontier, #Federation, #Section- 31 etc, ​:gi:​

As we
#Borg may know: 🦞
-
#SchrΓΆdinger the #cat is missing and not missing βš›οΈ
- The
#Multiverse #exists mostly everywhere
- Just because it is
#true, does not mean it is #real

The reality we
#project is #fortunately not the only way in or out. Also we can be forced into alternatives or better yet, #develop #alternative situations to #inhabit our #betterment. ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_31_(Star_Trek)

lobster 🦞Lobster@fedia.social
2024-02-26

#Dear Friends of Y awnings,

As we may
#know:
- No
#One #knows/#nose everything
-
#Mono #thinking is #extreme lizard #braining/wording
-
#Bliss is ignorant, wether from younglings or other addiction

In The Other
#words; We all have a #capacity to be right and the #righteous of the limp lizard, solidify around their own #certainty. Have we always been sure of that as being #flexible, turn-around and #wishful #thinking? Of course not/knot. That would make us #infallible. Phew, that ain’t me … meow. OW!

I Yam:
- Still learning (no idea, what?)
- Still distilling (I am an operative alchemist)
- a signer of sins [sigh]

#Fortunately this is the Year for #Dragons. And I breathe in fire and breathe out hot air and #rainbows. So as you may conclude. My base metal is #Gold but my lead is led/lead.

www.positive.news/environment/wanted-young-people-conservation-britain-oceans/

2024-02-13

Dear Friends of One, :ablobcatwave:

It must be time for 11’s which is duodecimal X 2 for elevenses.

As we know Atheists (the well known self programmed #absences) like to dismiss extreme lateral thinking, all #deities including the #monotheist or absent gods …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_

#Fortunately some of us are made of more #flexible thought processes or more accurately their unthinkable absence.

So how does the #Non-God, or #Unknowable manifest?

Well if it can be said, it can be #contradicted. Seen, dismissed as fantasy. #Known only to be neti-neti (not this, not that)

Have a great day. Be #Kind. Do do, before DoDo time … :ablobcouple:

2024-02-10

Dear Friends and #City #Zens and friends, :ablobsunglasses:

As we may #know, it is the job of government to allow us to:

Do they? :ablobblastoff:

  • Well resources for war is not science or peace dividend
  • Killing our environment is not helpful (did you notice) :netkitty:

#Fortunately #citizens the #world over are #deprogramming, turning off, #tuning in to a #higher #idealisation and acting accordingly.

Pursue, Persist and Prevail :ablobdancer:

newbuddhist.com/bestof/everyth

2024-02-03

#Everything is on my #mind,
#Fortunately my mind is not my friend. πŸ€”

Dear friends with a mind un con trolled,
As we may #experience, the mind flits through unhelpful #agendas.
It is why I #meditate and #mediate between mind, #speech and #action. πŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ

Things are #simpler that way and #meditation is the best tool to reprogram the discordant #cacophony that I know of …
How to start?🦞
tricycle.org/beginners/buddhis

2024-01-03

Dear Friends of friendly Bots/bods, :ablobcatwave:

As we may know, knot everyone is a bot #running #program. Some of us are part #person. Most of us are #biased/#programmed in our own #preferred bubble. Many, manic, #many of us are #glued to our phone masters and soon will be #virtual slaves to the #machinations and bot #runners.

#Fortunately, many are #independent of their #time, place and #expectations, #socialization etc. RU?

#Great Work in #progress? :paganverify:

2023-12-29

Dear Friends of Lepers,
As we know being an #admin is a service not a right. Being an end user is very hard for the:
- #contrary
- olde
- limited #interweb
- #Aunty Daemon
Etc.
#Fortunately :blobheart: it is also hard for data miners/minors, #yacktavists, poll servers, AI #scammers and the usual suspects
I does my bestest but I may just be anti or aunty social media. Woe is me/memes!

2023-12-28

Dear Fiends of AI, :byebrows:

I meant to say friend but AI #kneads no friends. :ablobblastoff: As we know #Artificial Insemination (AI) is impregnating our #consciousness. :ablobslurp: #Fortunately our ever semi-conscious minions, #mini-memes aka kids and #younglings are #developing new ways to #adopt and #adapt … For the #better. :ablobdancer:

This message generated entirely by AI NEUR-ONE (when available?) β™ΎοΈπŸŒŸπŸ΄

2023-12-09

Dear AI #skillers,

As we know Antifiscal Insemination (AI) #Confucius the yell out of ShatGPT and neo-versions. They could not #recognise #Turing in a-ddress. #FORTUNATELY:

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