#Statistician: a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.
#Statistician: a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.
@martincigan You mean as a kind of magic math that always works? Maybe, but then the person who presents such a figure needs to explain why they believe so. I am pretty sure the reason is simply that this is the easiest function to fit.
Pro tip: If you want to expose a #datascientist for not being a #statistician, (and you could do this here too), ask them: What precisely do these shaded areas around your curves represent? Stammering guaranteed.
👨🔬🤖 Oh, look at Mr. #Statistician trying to play god with a single #AI model and save all of science! Surely, this isn't just another elaborate excuse for a taxpayer-funded #trip to "lead" a meeting in Santa Fe. 🚀💼
https://www.lanl.gov/media/publications/1663/1269-earl-lawrence-ai #Science #TaxpayerFunding #SantaFe #HackerNews #ngated
The @snsf_ch is looking for a #statistician (PhD) for its #Data Team. This is a great environment, and we do exciting work, to support scientific #research in #Switzerland and promote the value of research.
If you have any question regarding the work environment, the team, or ehat we do, drop me a message 😉
https://recruitingapp-2829.umantis.com/Vacancies/854/Description/2?lang=eng
@lproven @theregister as much as I love the #freedom and #autonomy of #linux it's definitely a #purest #technically #adept approach to self #digitization
The majority of people I've worked with want nothing to do with knowing how anything works. They just want their computer to auto-load all their bents like #magic , be able to access anything on the #Network without getting permission and install any #app on their #device they choose.
#Government , #libraries especially, need to untether from #broZone #architecture and do things for themselves again.
I'm not a #statistician and only have #anecdotal #evidence to go by, but I don't see a whole lotta folks doing, or even wanting, to do things themselves. Let alone, pick up the #skills required to do so.
The worst part, the people actually willing and able to help, can't afford to, because it doesn't #pay well, enough.
So, we all have to figure out a way to fix "that" first. But, that would require everyone believing doing #work themselves is better for them and the #Earth in the long run rather than #automating each and every #human #interaction out of #existence
#MuzakLessons #Automation Don't lose your #touch make them #visible and #purposeful each time; every #time
#LGBTQ English #Wikipedia deletion alert
Could you save this LGBTQ related #English Wikipedia article from deletion?
Rachael Meager
* Rachael Meager is an Australian economist and statistician. Their principal adviser was Esther Duflo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Meager
Discussion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Rachael_Meager
@inbo is #hiring a #statistician or #datascientist to develop monitoring schemes for #InvasiveAlienSpecies. More details in Dutch at https://www.vlaanderen.be/werken-voor-vlaanderen/vacatures/statisticus-data-scientist-monitoring-invasieve-uitheemse-soorten-605e6e #rstats
What a great story! Big props to the teachers, family and community around this budding #statistician for creating a supportive environment for her exploration and flourishing. More of this please! https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-09/magpies-swoop-bald-more-often-survey-finds/103297520 #CommunityScience #MagpieSwooping #LegoVisualisation
Obituary for Calyampudi Radhakrishna #Rao who pioneered powerful #statistical methods that underpin modern #scientific data analyses.
C. R. Rao, #statistician who transformed #data #analytics (1920–2023) He was 102!!
#statistics #science
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-03200-5
How #NASA plans to send humans farther into #Space than ever before : Nat Geo
C. R. Rao, #Statistician who transformed data analytics (1920–2023) : Nature
Creating the #Patterns of play that win #Matches : Medium
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The Office of the Chief Statistician at #OMB has an opening for a #Statistician to help oversee government-wide statistical policy development and implementation.
It’s DC-based and GS-12/13 with a pay of at least $94,199. Apps due 7/26 at usajobs.gov/job/736451500.
#AltAc #FedJobs #ProgramEval @sociology #SocialSciences #Quant #QuantMethods #PublicPolicy #DataScience #Statistics #DataQuality #Demography #EdPolicy
Got a good #statistician challenge for a fan of #actuary #actuarial studies, #age and #aging — how is this line best described?
It's all about a funny inverse relationship to "risk of death" (within a year) to the "added life expectancy" (bonus days of life) you can expect as you make it to your next birthday — while others around you do not.
Congratulations, you made through the Filter — you're one of the stronger ones, on principle.
There's clearly a well-known thing of "it's great to be 10", where the lifelong measurement of risk-of-dying is at its all-time lowest.
But, so, what's this flattening at age 20 through 30? Only seen easily in logarithmic scale … but in fact, if looking at women only, it goes *DOWN* slightly — what!?
I need help translating this into plain English too: Does it mean a 30-year-old woman is more sensible than a 21-year-old woman?
I can see how the teenage years filter very quickly, and the years after 30+ are normal. But how would you describe it?
With the usual #statistician’s caveat that #causality is really hard to sort out in data like this even with good #controls … yes, I believe this. And the #mechanisms aren’t hard to find, either. 😐
The usual disclaimer: this is promising, but don’t count on great results.
If it works as advertised—if—it could be what #Theranos promised and so spectacularly failed to deliver. #Grail is using well-understood technology and (I think) large enough samples to make the claims for the #Galleri test believable, at least. And the #NHS (again, I think) doesn’t have the kind of incestuous relationships with financially interested parties that helped #Holmes et al. get away with such fraud for so long. So I’m inclined to trust their reporting.
With that said, the usual #statistician’s disclaimer applies: #multiple #testing is hard. So, for that matter, does the #medic’s and the #biologist’s, because there are multiple kinds of multiple testing going on here. The more you test, the more you will screw up.
I almost appended “it’s like a law of nature” to that last sentence above … but no, it is a law of nature. Unreasonable effectiveness of #mathematics something something.
#Cancer screening is important, and steady improvements in the field have already saved untold numbers of lives. I expect this will continue to be the case. So take this with cautious optimism. Pushing back the boundaries a little bit at a time, each small step representing another decade or year or month of life—it’s what we do, every day. I want to believe.
random walk, n., the route through an open plan office taken by a #statistician whilst waiting for their #MCMC chains to converge (hopefully). Expected length of route may depend on factors such as hardware specifications, informativeness of #priors, and whether there's a good coffee machine nearby. #statsodon #Bayesian #iamworking @pymc
Indian-American mathematician C R Rao awarded International Prize in Statistics for revolutionary work read more at https://www.mindvoice.live/indian-american-mathematician-c-r-rao-awarded-international-prize-in-statistics-for-revolutionary-work/
#mindvoice #mindvoicenews #currentaffairs #currentnews #latestnews #mastodonsocial #CRrao #InternationalPrizeInStatistics #NobelPrize #mathematician #statistician #revolutionarywork #statistics #informationgeometry #datascience #Higgsboson #artificialintelligence #radar #quantumphysics #science
#India
[after some chitchatting] phlebotomist: what kind of doctor are you?
Me: I’m not a doctor*, I’m a statistician.
Phlebotomist: you have a great sense of humor, you probably have good bedside manners.
🤔😅
*I am, in fact, a doctors just not the kind I thought she meant. The statistician kind. #Statistician #AcademicMedicine #NotThisKindOfDoctor
Statistician: evaluation of breast cancer treatment
Come join us in #Oslo as a #statistician
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Oslo #Norway #ResearchAssistant
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