Hear me out: A super niche cyberpunk soap opera about an array called all_my_children.

I'll show myself out.

#cyberpunk #cpaf #soap #soapopera #itjokes #programmer

Normalize:

```
git commit -a -m 'He?'
```

#Git #DevJokes #ItJokes

- Why did the CSS file go shopping for clothes?
- It needed a new style

😃

See more: https://alvaromontoro.com/blog/68088/100-web-development-jokes

#CSS #WebDev #ITJokes

✨🤦‍♂️ "vm.overcommit_memory=2 is *always* right!" proclaims the oracle of server wisdom, touting the magic #sysctl that will solve all memory woes. Because, of course, who needs nuanced memory management when you can just hope for the best? 😜✨
https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html #vmovercommit_memory #memorymanagement #serverwisdom #techhumor #ITjokes #HackerNews #ngated

Q: Why is IKEA furniture like a Software career?

A: It's shiny and attractive and you think you are getting good value, till you realize after buying in — assembly is hard!

#Humor #ITHumor #ITJokes
#IKEA #IKEA2punkt0 #Joke
#JokeOfTheDay #Humour #Assembly
#Assembler

My methods have become...unsound.

The horror...the horror...

I will have to terminate this process with extreme prejudice, and write more tests.

#ITHumor #ITJokes #Programmer #ProgrammingJoke

Debugging
Definition: The process of removing bugs.
Reality: The process of realizing why your previous fix broke everything.

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#Debugging101 #SoftwareEngineering #ProgrammerHumor #ITJokes

User vs IT security 😼💻

#itsecurity #user #online #password #it #web #itsec #passwords #joke #ITJokes #video #humor #login #jokes #cats #cat

Trying To Read The Code You Wrote Yesterday 😼💻

#cat #code #joke #nerd #nerdjoke #cats #ITJokes #codejokes #coding #humor

Bahnsanierungsprogramm heisst S3. Dann muss es ja funktionieren und wird hinten raus nicht teurer als gedacht.

#itjokes

Launch First, Deny Later
"What do you mean, it crashed?"
"That’s not a bug, it’s a feature."

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#DevOpsLife #ITJokes #Debugging #TechGeek

We’ll Test It in Production
QA? ✅
Unit tests? ✅
Production test? …deployed anyway.

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#ITJokes #Debugging #TechLife #FunnyTech

The OkAPI

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi

#ITJokes #itjoke #dadjoke #developerjokes

https://punnyfunny.com/computer-jokes-and-puns

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a bad byte attitude! 🤣💻

#Technology #Computers #TechHumor #ITJokes #GeekyJokes #NerdHumor #ComputerPuns #ByteAttitude #DigitalLaughs #ComputerTherapy"

#dadjokes #devops #itjokes

Wisst ihr wie Rinder ihren PC updaten würden? KuhMuhlativ!

#wortwitz #wortspiel #itjokes #dadjokes

#techhumor #funnies #comics #kingcomics #king #geek #geekjokes #jokes #ITJokes

https://youtu.be/R9JLW9aJnvQ

#ITjokes #memes

🎼Master of Puppets is - managing your organization’s software deployment and patching

#ITjokes #puppet #linux #apple #windows #tech #it #metallica