#gammon

2025-11-28
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Lazarou
2025-11-12

Gammon claims the old "I was hacked" routine for years of racist posts on Facebook.

Hack you every time you logged on did they, Mike?

thenational.scot/news/25616642

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Lazarou
2025-11-06

There is a whole Wikipedia page for "Angry White Men", wanna bet this is one of the entries missed off Grokipedia?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_wh

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Lazarou
2025-11-06
A 2004 sports feature in The Observer described Rupert Lowe as the "gammon-cheeked
Southampton chairman” [5

In 2010, Caitlin Moran wrote that British Prime Minister David Cameron resembled "a slightly camp
‘gammon robot’ and "a C3PO made of ham" in her 13 March column in The Times, later collected in
her 2012 anthology Moranthology.”!

In 2015, Ruby Tandoh called Great British Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood a "walking gammon joint" 2]
In 2017, children's author Ben Davis tweeted a picture of nine members of a BEC Question Time
audience and referred to them as "the Great Wall of Gammon", [¥! leading to the term becoming
popularised, particularly on social media [BI10111112][13]
2025-09-11

#Brexit woes. Am I alone in thinking the new visa waiver travel to the #EU and #Schengen scheme to be introduced in October will be complete chaos

"Once #ETIAS is launched, air and sea carriers will be required to verify, within 48 hours before the departure, that visa-exempt travellers have a valid ETIAS travel authorisation"

My experience of digital documents is that the absence of end user verification and testing features (prior to first encounter with a border guard) will turn out to be a big mistake

Given the hefty fines and potential costs for carriers I suspect the #brexit #gammon and petty offenders won't even get on the plane.

Trust me - it's linked to your passport - nothing can go wrongHow long have you got left in schengen
Linda Sgoluppi Artistlindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-05

Nadine Dorries, another loser, joins the Gammon Party. 😂

#Gammon #fediverse #mastodon

💉💉💉Kumara📎Republic↙️↙️↙️kumararepublic.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-08-09

Think of it as "fsck off, we're full!" turned inwards. I've previously made some memes about these wowsers: #nimby #yimby #gammon

Disgruntled NIMBY gammon folding arms:
I BOUGHT MY HOUSE IN 1980 FOR $25,000 AND IT'S NOW WORTH 40 TIMES AS MUCH.
MY UNIVERSITY DEGREE COST NEXT TO NOTHING.
AND I HAD A STABLE AND WELL-PAID LIFETIME CAREER.
IT'S TOUGH BIKKIES YOU WEREN'T BORN BEFORE 1965.Disgruntled NIMBY gammon folding arms:
I DON'T CARE IF AMBULANCE DRIVERS TAKE 2 HOURS TO REACH ME BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE NEARBY...
... I'D RATHER HAVE A HEART ATTACK THAN LOSE MY VIEWS AND SUNLIGHT!
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKvfrmedia@social.tchncs.de
2025-07-17

Some #gammon on the comments section of local news is claiming there are "78 million #immigrants" in the #UK who "should be deported"

The entire UK population is 68 million!

2025-01-01

Coming over here, on their large boats , with all their money, buying our football clubs, buying our houses and buying our politicians- send them back 

#brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #costofliving #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #ToryCorruption #standuptoracism #farage #nigelfarage #refromuk #Gammon

2025-01-01

Bow down you peasants, be grateful you are alive to provide an income stream for our wealthy overlords … you’re not worthy of owning property, you’d only spend it on beer and cigarettes

What’s that you ask? Is Emily Thornberry a landlord? .. why yes, yes she is

#brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #costofliving #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #ToryCorruption #standuptoracism #farage #nigelfarage #refromuk #Gammon

2024-12-25

Can confirm that the Praga ham #gammon workaround works rather well. Had it yesterday and we’re having it again today. I also got a thickly cut slice of normal Italian cooked ham - prosciutto cotto - to see how it might cook. Will provide #feedback, or perhaps that should be foodback 🙂

2024-12-25

Are you a #UK #expat in #Italy? Are you missing #gammon? If so, get your local butcher to cut Praga ham in thick slices (half a centimetre). Fry the ham in a pan and viola, you will have something similar to gammon - have tried it and it’s pretty good 🙂 The downside is that it’s not cheap. #Cooking

2024-12-23

Seeing as, for reasons unknown in ham loving #Italy #Gammon can’t be found, we’re about to try a workaround: thick slices of Praga ham that will be cooked like gammon slices #foodie Problem is that pragammon slices cost a small fortune! #cuisine #Culture

2018-05-14

#GBBO I would really like them to be putting nutritional traffic lights on these creations. Promote healthy baking! Man cannot live by cake alone ( or #gammon !)

Jyoti MishraJyoti@mas.to
2024-11-17

As a scary communist, I'm often dismayed at #Gammon and #MAGA misapprehensions about my agenda of worldwide subversion and revolution.

After all, it's hardly hidden - here's a handy primer on a website:

marxist.com/what-is-marxism-bo

#Marxism #Communism #AntiCapitalism

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