Lmst

Professionally Unemployed
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#memes #dankmemes #funnymemes #relatable #darkhumor #shitpost #viralmeme #comedyshorts #funnyshorts #lmao #rofl #neet #wagecel #antiwork #gapdecade #unemployment #propaganda #work #life #balance #lifestyle #theprodigy #smackmybitchup #bigBeat #techno #edm #idm #music #video #musicvideo #edit #meme #humor #satire #dayinthelife #skateboarding #nicotine #monster #beer #gambling #parkour #xgames #redbull #culture #90smusic #1990s #90s #fyp #obnoxiousAmountOfTags

📝 Plot:
A gripping comedy-drama follows a petty criminal whose life is upended when he becomes involved with a charming thief and an unpredictable accomplice. Amidst heists, dark humor, and personal entanglements, alliances form and tensions rise. The film explores crime, desire, and human connection, blending suspense with comedic undertones and an examination of moral ambiguity and friendship.

#TenueDeSoirée
#Comedy
#Crime
#Drama
#FrenchCinema
#Heist
#DarkHumor
#Friendship

🎬 Tenue de soirée (1986)

Subtitles available:
🇳🇱 Dutch
🇬🇧 English
🇫🇷 French
🇬🇷 Greek
🇮🇹 Italian
🇪🇸 Spanish

⬇️ Download
https://app.box.com/s/ithk95z6wbgzkif7jwh6zkd2h4dglvpf

🎞 IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092068/

▶️ Watch the video here 👇
https://www.tokyvideo.com/fr/video/tenue-de-soiree-1986-vf

#TenueDeSoirée
#Comedy
#Crime
#Drama
#FrenchCinema
#Heist
#DarkHumor
#Friendship

Alt text:

Man with backpack standing in the middle of a two-lane road in the middle of nowhere watching one of millions of #spaceJunk burn into the atmosphere and releasing toxic materials. He's a graduate trainee at #ESA, tasked with counting the pieces of space junk that reenter the atmosphere per hour, and knowing that his contribution may end up in a publication, but nothing will be done to fix the problem.

His father too was involved in researching #climateChange early on.

#darkHumor

Man with a backpack standing in the middle of a two-lane road in the middle of nowhere watching one of millions of #spaceJunk burn into the atmosphere and releasing toxic material. He's a graduate trainee at #ESA, tasked with counting the pieces of space junk that reenter the atmosphere per hour, and knowing that his contribution may end up in a publication, but nothing will be done to fix the problem.

His father too was involved in researching #climateChange early on.

One Ring

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/02/01/one-ring/

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #DarkHumour.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Heard from SNL.

Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty, unless he has a pre-existing condition.

#Humor #DarkHumor #WellQuiteDarkHumor
#LuigiMangione

The Arctic American Dream

Wide cinematic shot of Greenland.
A promise of inheritance turns into an unexpected reality check.
Debt, legacy, frozen landscapes and fast food at the end of the world.
Sometimes the future isn’t conquered — it’s financed.
This video is satirical and AI generated.

#satire #darkhumor #trumpmeme #surreal #greenland #AI

📝 Plot:
After a daring prison escape, a group of small-time crooks reunite to reclaim hidden loot, only to find themselves entangled in betrayal, greed, and double-crosses. As plans unravel and alliances shift, tension escalates with dark humor and suspense, exposing the gritty underworld and the thin line between cleverness and self-destruction in a world ruled by crime and mistrust.

#LaMetamorphoseDesCloportes
#filmnoir
#crimeComedy
#heist
#darkHumor

saw a bunch of these around here so might as well:

#introduction

20s something living in #berlin

#graphicdesign #UI #UX by day

#opensource #privacy #security #nerd #geek by night

absolute #music nerd
#jungle #techno #breakbeat #dnb #ambiance #jumpstyle #memphis #phonk #rock #house #trance #cloudrap #hardwave #dub #dubstep (not brostep) #indie and whatevers #experimental or #newage

#aggressiveskating #blading #snowboarding

used 2 organize and promote #raves and #events b4 adult life started eating my free time
still help out other #rave collectives with #soundsystem setup here and there
huge #audio nerd

that friend in the friend group that "knows" about tech
(im a highly #intuitive person and can use a search engine) (and obsessed with anything #tech and #tool related #digital and #analogue and love #tinkering with things to see what makes them tick)

i love #driving and #riding wayy 2 much, like just pulling a throttle just numbs my brain in2 pure #bliss, without #blitzerapp i would have been rid of my licence years ago
#menacetosociety /s

sometimes i play around with a #fullspectrum (what my frens call me) #camera

fluent in #sarcasm #darkhumor
maybe a bit #edgy sometimes
#terminallyonline #owo #rawrr

📝 Plot:
Two small-time criminals with opposite personalities are forced into an uneasy partnership in Paris. A murder investigation drags them into chaos, where instinct clashes with logic. Through misunderstandings and reckless choices, their alliance becomes a darkly comic struggle for survival in the criminal underworld.

#HerculeSherlock
#Comedy
#Crime
#DarkHumor
#FrenchCinema

🎬 Hercule & Sherlock (1996)

Subtitles available:
🇪🇸 Spanish

⬇️ Download
https://app.box.com/s/7fk86efasgd96lxeiob3oipu5s97266m

🎞 IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116520/

▶️ Watch the video here 👇
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#HerculeSherlock
#Comedy
#FrenchCinema
#Crime
#OddCouple
#Investigation
#CultFilm
#DarkHumor

#GM 🦇

Il valore vero
non ha bisogno di sorridere.

#CFV -> #DashTo5000

#DarkHumor #Dash #BuiltToLast #Crypto #DAO #Privacy #Freedom #Trustless #Sovereignty #Web3 #Fundamentals

https://x.com/ItaliaDash/status/2016399312486379774?s=20

#GM 🦇

Il valore vero
non ha bisogno di sorridere.

#CFV -> #DashTo5000

#DarkHumor #Dash #BuiltToLast #Crypto #DAO #Privacy #Freedom #Trustless #Sovereignty #Web3 #Fundamentals

https://x.com/ItaliaDash/status/2016399312486379774?s=20

“The Necktie Party” is proof that office culture was always a horror story; I just added more science fiction and fewer HR memos. Free read: https://inkican.com/free-sample-scifi-short-stories/the-necktie-party-free-scifi-short-story-sample #scifi #darkhumor

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

(Left) The Cover of Emergent Consequences, by Owen Tyme, illustrated by Ryan Johnson.

Life and Death lay asleep in a the grass, the way they lay slightly resembling the yin-yang symbol. The tools of their trades are scattered around them.

Life is a woman with black hair, in a white robe. Behind her are the paint brush and palette she paints the universe with. She's rather short and has rosy cheeks.

Death is a skeleton in a black robe, which appears to be continually disintegrating at the hem line. Behind him lay his scythe and scroll of names.

Between Life and Death is the hourglass that serves as the source of time for the entire universe, an item that's most commonly carried by Death, but which is part of the work of both of them.

The artwork is cartoonish, with some bushes and a tree that has one red piece of fruit dangling from it. The scene is looked upon by the sun, which frowns at everything.

(Right) The background is an image of some green bacteria with the following quote over the top:

"I think I'll call it Ted."

"Ted? You want to name micro-organism Ted? Are you serious?"

"Yes, Ted."

"Alright, I just thought Bob would fit better."

(Bottom) https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

New Year’s Goals

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/01/25/new-years-goals/

📝 Plot:
A darkly comedic tale unfolds when a mysterious man witnesses a bizarre murder in Paris. As absurd events escalate, characters collide in a series of surreal, unpredictable encounters. Combining black comedy, satire, and thriller elements, Buffet Froid dissects human folly, social detachment, and moral ambiguity, leaving viewers in a chillingly humorous reflection on modern urban life.

#BuffetFroid
#blackComedy
#thriller
#absurd
#crime
#satire
#darkHumor
#cinemaFrançais