#shitpost

2026-02-06

his BREASTS? his TITS? his BAZUNGAS?

#shitpost

Box of microwave popcorn branded "Overille Redenbacher's Naturals".
2026-02-06

@ami_angelwings

These are the voyages of the starship argv_minus_one. Its continuing mission: to explore strange old computers, to seek out old memes and old cat videos, to boldly #shitpost where everyone has shitposted before.

さよなら皆さんsayonaraminasan@urusai.social
2026-02-06

Seriously! The nightmare equation is ‘Epstein funded (x)’ where (x) is ANYTHING you like.

Epstein funded…bacon for example. Bacon stocks the world over would tumble!! #shitpost #UsPol

2026-02-06

The existence of the #Nintendo Switch implies the existence of the Nintendo Hub, Nintendo Bus, Nintendo Mesh, and Nintendo Point-to-Point.

#shitpost

2026-02-06

if epstein was a brony would it have been clopstein's island

#shitpost

Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2026-02-06
Original Dicktracy comic from January 9, 2017

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Dril Tweet
Jun 7, 2015 7:36PM
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Url
https://twitter.com/dril/status/607707749481357312
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Transcript:
• Out With Dentists, In With Mouth Gurus


In the image, a cartoon strip features two main characters, a man and a woman, with the man dressed in a suit and tie standing to the left, and the woman wearing a purple sweater and tie standing to the right. The man appears to be a dentist, and the woman seems to be a patient, both standing inside an office with a desk and chair in the background. The cartoon strip also includes a speech bubble with the phrase "oh with dentists in with mouth gurus".
2026-02-06

I relate to Starscream because I often find myself wishing death upon my boss #transformers #shitpost

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyrk@well.com
2026-02-06
2026-02-05

here at the democratic party, we value nothing more than resisting fascism. and that's why we're proud to announce the launch of $JOY, the first ever antifa shitcoin

#shitpost #uspol #uspolitics

Jak2k 🏳️‍🌈jak2k@mastodontech.de
2026-02-05

In response to the forced sale of TikTok to US companies, we must force the sale of AWS Germany to Hetzner, SAP, Ionos, and Telekom.

#shitpost #tiktok #aws #hetzner #sap #ionos #telekom

2026-02-05

At the sound of the robotic whirring noise, it will be missile o'clock.

#Descent #gaming #retrogaming #shitpost

2026-02-05

@compoundchem I feel like I should boost this ⬆️ in another room. I see it's on #xitter and fartbook, that's about right

😷

#shitpost

Diego Martínez (Kaeza) 🇺🇾diegomartinez@mstdn.social
2026-02-05
Edited poster for the 1990 movie "Ghost".

Molly (Demi Moore) and Sam (Patrick Swayze) are embracing.

Molly asks "Is this the ghost?". Sam responds "No, this is Patrick".

The words "ghost" and "Patrick" are taken from the poster itself.
rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyrk@well.com
2026-02-05

I think the biggest foodie conspiracy is that people pretend to like unprocessed tomatoes. Nobody likes tomatoes unless it’s soup or salsa. If someone says they like sliced/raw tomatoes, they’re part of the conspiracy and probably like, a robot or something.

#food #tomato #shitpost

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