#memes #Sarcasm
Corporate tip:
Don’t tell anyone at work you’re good at something.

https://weird-jokes.com/

@u-s-and-canada-BBCNews @BBCNews good.

Let all the #Shitcoins wither!

#Bitcoin #Ethereum #Litecoin #Monero #Cryptocurrency #Sarcasm #Shitcoin #Commentary #NotFinancialAdvice

I know microplastics are in everything these days, including our own bodies, but trying to market your crisps as being better due to being “now made with 25% recycled plastic”.

#sarcasm

@adamsdesk

I love that the entire bundle assumes that everyone who didn’t already learn adulting is 35 or less, as if Gen X isn’t just muddling along and faking it the same as we have our entire lives…..

Yet another latch key “better figure it out on your own” moment.

#sarcasm #amusement #genxjoke

##ICE #Deportation #AnneFrank #Refugees #Sarcasm #Alt

"Harris campaign accounts relaunch on X, TikTok in new partnership"

:why:

I couldn't think of a better place to launch a progressive campaign than Nazi bars. (Yes, this was sarcasm.)

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5724017-harris-campaign-accounts-restored/

#USNews #USPol #KamalaHarris #NaziBar #Xitter #TikTok #sarcasm

In a #democratic* process, you could ask those involved how the decision was made (to lose the relevant text messages) 🤔 https://transparency-register.europa.eu/index_en

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_legitimacy_of_the_European_Union#European_Parliament

#ESA #democracy #Europe #EU #sarcasm #VonDerLeyen

Thank you, medical equipment provider, for printing your customer service numbers in a color that is not black, to the great benefit of your many vision-impaired customers.
#accessibility #sarcasm #healthCare

Really hope all these bitcoin fuckers are happy with their whole hearted support of a global criminal pedophile rape ring.

That's gotta feel good.

#sarcasm

I confess I’ve never read the #HarryPotter books, but after the #EpsteinFiles release, I’m curious. Are the relationships in the books age-appropriate, or are they more like “teen gets turned out by 108yo vampire or 500yo elf lord” like all the other really popular YA fantasies? #sarcasm #RhetoricalQuestions

What? Woody Allen is in the #EpsteinFiles? Surely you jest! Not the same Woody Allen who...*checks notes* slept with and eventually married a woman he groomed from the time she was 16 and is 35 years his junior. How incredibly implausible!

#NotImplausibleAtAll #Sarcasm #SeriouslyWhyDoPeopleStillWorkWithHim

@roxy I consider #TUI / #CLI @ 80×25 "graphics"...

• Espechally since it's still a friggin' wizard any not something you've to manually partition by hand...

#Sarcasm aside, I really want a "novideo" sticker & spoof animation.

#Sarcasm #memes
The phrase “work-life balance” implies that work is not life.

https://weird-jokes.com/

@sambowne yeah, they'll just #VibeLaunch us straight into #KesslerSyndrome!

#sarcasm #commentary

#Sarcasm #Jokes
Sarcasm and orgasms, two things a lot of people don't get.

https://weird-jokes.com/

LOL.

Homelessness gave me COVID. Thank you, Pittsburgh, for giving so little of a shit that you killed me.

#Pittsburgh #COVID19 #Homelessness #PublicHealth #Sarcasm #RadicalHonesty #NoirLife #Absurdism #SocialContract #SteelCity #LivingInTheVoid

Don't miss the #PostgreSQL #Backups & #Replication course by @dataegret :postgresql:

Five live online sessions designed to take your PostgreSQL backup and replication knowledge to the next level.

You will spend some quality time with me. Do not worry, I am friendly and only slightly emotional about backups 🔥🧯🤣

Big secret (#sarcasm): the first part of the training will, of course, focus on #pgBackRest 🫢

👉 https://dataegret.com/courses-postgresql-backups-replication-dba3

#Postgres #DBA #HighAvailability #OpenSource

#trump is really seeking #peace with #iran, negotiating in good faith. his reasonable demands boil down to three basic non negotiable points 1) give up #nuclear program, 2) give up long range #missile program, 3) convert to #christianity . if one or more of these demands are not met, #trump will unfortunately, sadly, with heavy heart, resort to #military actions as the baddies in #iran left him no other choice. #PeaceOfShit #sarcasm

@mfru @jwildeboer It is great to still be reading the Russian talking points on social media all this time after Brexit became a fact.

/s

https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield/116004502701588492

#brexit #epstein #thiel #sarcasm