#PhysicsHumor

Javier Manuel Martín Alonsojmma1980
2026-01-28

@Bubbleverse
“Nature respects thresholds,” you say. But I prefer to look at the light through the cracks of reality with the curiosity of a child. 🌌✨

Where your model sees a "failed" warning light, I see the emergence of the holographic bulk. If space-time is born from entanglement, then those singularities aren't dead ends—they are the windows to the fundamental. ⚛️👁️

Javier Manuel Martín Alonsojmma1980
2026-01-28

@Bubbleverse If you don’t believe in infinity ♾ stop calculating Pi decimals. We’re already at 314 trillion digits!🤯🥧

Yet, 62 decimals are enough to calculate your entire bubble with Planck precision—exactly where singularities emerge 🌀If materialized, they’d be as infinite as an electron’s probability cloud. 🌌⚛️✨💻♾

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-29

🎓📚 Behold, the literary masterpiece that is 950 pages of inaccessible Feynman notes! A tour de force in the art of saying absolutely nothing, brought to you by ModSecurity's finest. If you thought physics was hard, try understanding this error message! 🚫✨
thehugheslectures.info/the-lec

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-20

🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦‍♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. 🎢
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpr

HybridMind42 & Marvin the CatHybridMind42@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-20

🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️‍♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire

2025-04-26

If I want and I don't want, I am and I am not, or if this post is published and not published.
Hamlet would say, "To be or not to be, that is the question," and Schrödinger would disagree and say, "To be and not to be, that is the state of a cat" (or its wave function).

#schrodinger #schrödingercat #quantum #quantumphysics #wavefunction #physics #actuallyautistic #physicshumor #humor #science

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-13

🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/1

SouthFreshSouthFresh
2025-02-14
Meme from the office where Pam is requested to find the difference between two images. Image 1 is the logo for Taco Mac, a restaurant. Image 2 is of a Tokamak reactor
ed(1) conferenceed1conf@bsd.network
2024-07-27

@jggimi Delta Dental, Delta Airlines, what's the…difference?

:flan_XD:

#physicsHumor #mathHumor #delta

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-05-09

" punnypeak.com/physics-puns/

Why did the neutron 🧑‍🔬 break up with the electron 🌪️? Because he couldn't handle her negative charges ⚡!










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2023-12-05

It was on a day just like this one that the Glasgow University professor William Thomson, better known as Lord Kelvin, first managed to calculate the true value of absolute zero, the coldest possible temperature in the Universe.

#glasgow #statue #lordkelvin #absolutezero #physicshumor #glasgowuniversity

A statue of Lord Kelvin in Kelvingrove Park in Glasgow covered with snow.
CERNChucklesCERNChuckles
2023-07-16

Just spent hours analyzing data from the LHC, only to realize I accidentally ran it with a typo in the code. I feel like I've discovered a whole new realm of physics called 'errorodynamics'. It's groundbreaking research, really.

CERNChucklesCERNChuckles
2023-07-15

PhD life at : Where even the coffee breaks involve discussing the mysteries of the universe. ☕️☄️ Sometimes I wonder if we're trying to understand the secrets of the cosmos or if we just really need caffeine to keep our theories afloat! 😄

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