#ScienceJoke

2025-03-01

"What do plants do when they are sad?
They photosympathize with one other..."

*Everyone groans...*




2024-09-26

Vibe check
Vibration inquiry
Fourier analysis
Furrier analysis

#sciencejoke #wordplay #furry

Text in toot
2024-08-22

Why do wild boar use rock doves to measure deep time?

Because they're pig-eons.

#ScienceJoke

#humor #ScienceJoke #funny #QuantumMechanics

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner answers "No, but I know exactly where I am!" [rimshot]

I wonder if there are aliens who rent out black holes? They're great for slowly eating up a solar systems and bending time. #ScienceJoke #JustAThought

Based? Oh no, sir. I'm alkaline. #ScienceJoke #Chemistry

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-15

punnypeak.com/science-puns/ "
" Why did the scientist pour root beer into his experiment? He wanted to create a soda-cial reaction! 😂

We can't break the laws of physics, general relativity speaking. #Science #ScienceJoke

Sciences, Flute 🌍 :verified:SciencesPoulet@piaille.fr
2024-04-01
Science humour comic by kevinfrank.net: A happy bearded man saying to two surprised women in front of the tomb of Jesus with the stone closing its entrance: "…as long as the tomb is closed, Jesus is both alive AND dead!". Captioned "Saint Schrodinger, the forgotten disciple"
Overclocked AndyOverclockedAndy
2023-08-19

One day I’ll buy land near the ocean.
I’ll build a wooden structure out across the waves.
But before I set foot on it I’ll have someone give me their professional opinion because I appreciate the value of pier review.

I’ll see myself out.

2023-08-19

Which stage are you at in the research cycle? 👇🏽 ⁠

#comics #laboratorylife #chemistryexperiments #ScienceJoke #errantscience

2023-08-16

#HumpDay failed experiment feels...☕ Things can only get better, right?⁠

#science #instacartoon #sciart #ScienceJoke #scicommunity #laboratoryscience

2023-08-15

It's important to try and not be TOO honest when writing research grant applications.⁠

#comics #instacomic #ScienceJoke #errantscience #ScienceCartoons

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