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🧠 Náš mozek rostl pomalu po miliony let, ne rychlými přískoky! Víc na linku v komentech, neasik. 📺 #evolution #veda #sciencejokes
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An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal

From https://twitter.com/paulcoxon/status/819207763469488132

David Frum @davidfrum
Nature wants 5 of your 7 children dead. It wants you dead by 50. Everything better than that is brought to you by science & technology

Dr Paul Coxon @paulcoxon
They also charge £852 for a colour figure.

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

#ScienceJokes

I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!

#scienceJokes #astronomyJokes #earthScience #astronomy

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
A Osmoses

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #sciencejokes

These shirts prove science is cool and hilarious 😎
For chem teachers, physics nerds, caffeine junkies, and sarcasm majors.

All tees are peer-reviewed

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#STEMHumor #FunnyScienceShirts #PeriodicTablePuns #ScienceJokes #SmartFashion #TechGeekApparel

🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

The Primary Elements of Humor.
Sulphur (S) + Argon (Ar) + Calcium (Ca) + Samarium (Sm) = Sarcasm.
It’s just basic science. 😏

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#PeriodicTablePuns #ScienceJokes #SarcasmExpert #STEMLife

In science and in life, nobody wants to be the residue left behind. 😏

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#ScienceJokes #ChemistryPuns #BeTheSolution #STEMGeek

I Have All The Solutions.
Chemists: Talking about solvents.
Everyone else: Thinking we have the answers to life’s problems.
Spoiler: We do.

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#ChemistryNerd #LabLife #ScienceJokes #STEMHumor

I Had a Super Busy Day… Converting Oxygen Into CO₂
Productivity levels: ✅ Breathing. ✅ Existing. ✅ Being awesome.

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#ScienceJokes #LazyButEfficient #OxygenConverter #STEMLife

#NielDeGrasseTyson posted this on Facebook yesterday (25 March 2025).

#LunarEclipse #TotalLunarEclipse #Moon #ScienceJokes #Astronomy #FlatEarthers #FlatEarth #Eclipse #AstronomyJokes #flat_earthers_all_around_the_globe

Screenshot of a 13 March 2025 Facebook post by scientist Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Post reads, "Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe... Please alert the authorities if tonight's Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:"

Photo below the text shows a full moon image, with a thin black line of shadow across it.

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated

You know what really sucks? …and blows?

HVAC! 🤪😆🥁

#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.

Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.

Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."

😂

#Science #ScienceJokes