#Microslop

SjoSjo 🐘️ ☑️ 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🇻🇪sjosjo@mas.to
2026-02-04

@winbuzzer this why you should never ever trust #Microslop to do anything for you again. AI Security, just like the M365 platform security, is nothing but an afterthought and ‘default settings’ are THE absolute worst defaults one could imagine. Highly paid consultants (I was one) make it their business to have a ‘secure default template’ easily deployable. But really… shouldn’t the default be as locked down as possible? They should be sued for wrongful and malicious negligence at the very least

Jeferson 'Shin'shinspiegel
2026-02-04

@woozle while there is no type safe in the JS, or at least a good type annotation (similar to python), it’s worth using it. But I agree that a good 30% of Typescript is pure garbage.

SjoSjo 🐘️ ☑️ 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🇻🇪sjosjo@mas.to
2026-02-04

@GossiTheDog Too little, Too late! We now have very competitive and capable office suites like #LaSuiteNumerique from France, #Nextcloud and #Mailbox from Germany with powerful EU-based Hosting platform like #Hetzner and #Linux desktops have become very capable and intuitive. Most importantly almost all EU governments have #DigitalSovereignty on their agendas

#Microslop and other destructive US #fascist #techbros will wither and go down within the decade. Don’t look back, good riddance to them!

You won: Microsoft is walking back Windows 11’s AI overload

windowscentral.com/microsoft/w

No we don't. This is just a temporary vapor promise. The enshittification will continue. So don't erase this USB key with a Linux ISO. Use it. Use it for all of us. We have to break free from corporate techno fascists.

"I'll believe it when I see it"
techradar.com/computing/window

Or you can free yourself. Switch.

#microsoft #microslop #Linux #ai #slop #technology #foss

2026-02-04

RE: masto.ahlcode.fi/@nicd/1160119

The future of translation. This is Microsoft Translator's own page, and they've decided to machine translate it (and a bunch of linked pages) to Finnish. The result is something to behold. Nearly all compound words are separated, it's full of strange idioms, faulty inflections and broken grammar. Some links in the footer: Download center -> "Center of Espoo" (city in FI); Manage cookies -> "Uber-cookies"; ??? -> "Isn't".

#localization #translation #microsoft #microslop

2026-02-04

Lepää rauhassa, suomen kieli. Teknologiajätit ovat nimittäin tulossa: microsoft.com/fi-fi/translator/

> Microsoft Translatorin kone käännös palvelu
> Breaking kieli muuri kotona, töissä, missä tarvitset sitä

#Microsoft #Microslop #AI #suomenKieli #suomi

Kuvakaappaus linkatusta sivustosta, täynnä yhdyssanavirheitä ja outoja sanankäänteitä:

Microsoft Translatorin kone käännös palvelu on kääntänyt tämän sivun automaattisesti.

Breaking kieli muuri kotona, töissä, missä tarvitset sitä

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2026-02-04

Devinez à quelle heure j'ai allumé le seul pc windslop de la maison : celui du boulot en télétravail.
#microslop

Capture des requêtes envoyées et bloquées par pihole.
On remarque un énorme pic de requêtes bloquées depuis 9h du matin. Toutes ces requêtes partent vers teams.events.data.microsoft.com
DansLeRuSH ᴱᶰdanslerush@floss.social
2026-02-04

Pop (bis) ? « Only 3.3 percent of #Microsoft 365 and Office 365 users who touch #Copilot Chat actually pay for it, an awkward figure that landed alongside Microsoft's $37.5 billion quarterly #AI splurge and its insistence that the payoff is coming » 🫧

theregister.com/2026/02/02/mic

#AIBulbble #Microslop

2026-02-03

"AI"-users are spamming so many shitty PRs that GitHub is considering allowing repository owners to outright disable the pull request system on their repos to prevent low-quality contributions from reaching them.

github.com/orgs/community/disc

#AI #LLM #Copilot #Claude #ChatGPT #GitHub #Microsoft #Microslop

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-02-03

@verge except this is completely absurd and redundant, because "#AI" #content CANNOT be #copyright|ed due to lack of #authorship (machine output is not copyrightable in any decent juristiction!)

#NotLegalAdvice but I hope #MicroSlop bankrupts itself extra hard!

Micdan Latinoaméricamicdan5
2026-02-03

No volvamos a si decide reducir la cantidad de IA en sus productos. Es una táctica que se puede usar para atraer de nuevo a los usuarios que se fueron por razones como éstas, y volverán a reimplementar esas mismas características una vez recuperen a esos usuarios. Es una trampa

Algo parecido sucedió con Copilot: los cancelaron, retrocedieron 5 pasos pero dieron 10 para adelante.

2026-02-03

RE: mastodon.thenewoil.org/@thenew

Wait, their whining about being called #Microslop did not manage to guilt-trip people into liking their useless bloatware crap? Who'dve thunk it.

2026-02-03

When your IT department at work blows and the (seemingly) obligatory and ubiquitous #microslop OS keeps borking:

1. design a 'helpful' message
2. apply a generous amount of 'forever glue'
3. send off!

👌 👺 🍶
#microsoft #windows11

Screenshot of a Word document with 3 pictures of a crazy looking Nicolage Cage asking "Can you fix it?"Picture of the bottom of an HP mini PC with a black & white picture of a crazy looking Nicolas Cage asking "Can you fix it?" message underneath.
Adronia :adronia:adronia@tiggi.es
2026-02-03

I think I have unbloated my #microslop 11 installation too much
It says "NixOS 25.11 (Xantusia)" now
Did I do something terribly wrong..?
:blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands: :adronia:

OS: NixOs 25.11 (Xantusia) x86_64 in rainbowish text

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