#Magic8Ball

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-23

Talking to is like chatting with a magic 8-ball on caffeine – it’s not improving your thinking, it’s just a fancy way to argue with yourself 🤖🤦. Congratulations, you’ve outsourced your inner dialogue to a digital oracle that speaks in probabilities and buzzwords 🎱🗣️.
philipotoole.com/why-talking-t

2026-01-05

The smoke got out of the main cooling plant #VFD this afternoon. We are on backup cooling for the short term. 45kW 60HP drive controllers are significant items and I hope insurance will cover most of this. #Magic8Ball says “unclear, ask again later.”

Sigh. At least I managed to get a nap before I was called in to look at a broken thing by our alarm monitoring company (this is mission critical plant and it is connected to our alarm system).

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-19

🖥️ Ah yes, another 2013 YouTube relic where Bret Victor foretells the 'Future of Programming' with all the clairvoyance of a Magic 8-Ball 🤖✨. Spoiler: we're still waiting for hoverboards and his prophetic code utopia. 🙄🔮
youtube.com/watch?v=8pTEmbeENF4

Gabby Giftsgabbygifts
2025-11-14

Not your grandma's fortune teller, this Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball tells it like it is with a wink. It answers every question with sarcasm, no sage wisdom required. 🔮 chunkyfinds.com/the-sarcastic-

2025-11-01

Gazpacho – Magic 8 Ball Review

By GardensTale

Norway may always be most well known for its black metal history, but I’ve come to love the country’s progressive music more than anything else, with its penchant for the dramatic and theatrical yet heartfelt. Gazpacho is at the vanguard of this scene, their 2014 Demon a modern classic and one of the few albums nearly everyone at AMG seems to agree is a masterpiece. Demon was the start of a multi-album storyline about a being that lives in our collective subconscious and pushes us toward our worst impulses, culminating in the excellent Fireworker in 2020. Magic 8 Ball is the first album since, and the first in a few decades to not be a concept album, though there is a loose theme of fate or destiny. How does the shake-up work out?

Before I got the promo, lead single “8-Ball” already impressed upon me that Gazpacho was experimenting with new directions, as it’s both more catchy and more sardonic than the band’s done in many years, almost approaching pop sensibilities. But when I hit play on the full album, “Starling” set my expectations spinning once more, evoking a gentle serenity with fragile piano and Ohme’s wonderful voice. ‘Let us be reborn,’ he intones in dreamy harmony, and indeed, it’s clear that Gazpacho is testing different waters, without straying too far from their signature melancholy dark streak. “Starling” and “We are Strangers” shift tempo and timing around, placing phrases on the off-beat or interrupting itself with a choral line. “Ceres” runs with whirling canon vocals and “Immerwahr” takes the shape of a runaway poem set to song, gradually evolving across the running time. Much like its namesake, you never know quite what to expect next from Magic 8 Ball.

And it is downright wonderful. Though I very much appreciate Gazpacho’s albumcraft creating singular experiences, Magic 8 Ball feels like the band takes us on an adventure where they aren’t sure of the destination themselves, either. “Sky King” carefully sketches a mysterious longing and bursts into a mighty, dramatic melancholy for its choruses. It almost feels like “Ceres” inhabits a giant clockwork with its lithe tik-tik-tik rhythms and echoing bells. There’s more synth here than in prior albums, occasionally taking a lead role as in the solo in “Starling” or the climax of “The Unrisen.” Their most prominent footprint is on “We are Strangers,” however, as they load the unconventional compositions with futuristic atmosphere and kindle scenes of cyberpunk dystopia.

Only “Gingerbread Men” doesn’t quite convince, often seeking a more dynamic approach in its textures but unable to grasp it due to its incessant plodding tempo. I frequently find myself tuning out during it, only for “8-Ball” to resurrect me with its bright, uplifting keys. It is the sole smudge on an inspiring record, though. The production is beautifully clear and warm, without sacrificing heft when the guitars begin imposing their full weight. Small details showcase the amount of care that’s gone into Magic 8 Ball, such as the small glitchy sound when Ohme intones ‘I’m scratching at an itch’ or the subtle distortions dotting “We are Strangers.” It all culminates in “The Unrisen,” which starts off as gentle as “Starling” but erupts into a truly transcendent Moog passage that feels like passing through a galactic vortex. A breathtaking way to end the album.

Magic 8 Ball is an adventurous and eclectic record, with the band’s recognizable songwriting style and vocals keeping cohesion. Every track has its own face, its own feel, it own surprises. I might have spun it 20 times over the last few weeks, and it still feels fresh and invigorated. It doesn’t measure up to the lofty heights of Demon, of course, but there are exceedingly few albums that do. However, few bands looking to meddle with their own formula could pull it off with the skill, grace and craft of Gazpacho.

Rating: 4.0/5.0
DR: 7 | Format Reviewed: 320 kb/s mp3
Label: Kscope Music
Websites: gazpachoband.bandcamp.com | gazpachoworld.com | facebook.com/gazpacho.official.bandpage
Releases Worldwide: October 31st, 2025

#2025 #40 #Gazpacho #KscopeMusic #Magic8Ball #NorwegianMetal #Oct25 #ProgressiveMetal #ProgressiveRock #Review #Reviews

Likely Jan Lukaslikelyjanlukas@mstdn.ca
2025-10-29

@cbcnews

Good grief. Their #AI #chatbot was found to be only *slightly* more accurate than their human agents.

But NEITHER performed well enough that I would want to believe ANYTHING they tell me going forwards. 😱 Citizens shouldn't have to be expected to seek correct answers only from private #CPA professionals, if for no reason that this is well out of reach for many.

Perhaps some deeper training and knowledge benchmarks should be the norm?

Because frankly, I don't care if #CRA answers my call in under 10 seconds if I have better odds on a correct answer from a #Magic8Ball! 🙄😡

#Canada
#taxes
#CanadaRevenueAgency
#CallCentres
#staffing
#information
#accuracy

2025-10-13

M. Night Shyamalan Directing MAGIC 8 BALL Series For Mattel

fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.fang

IndieWireindiewire
2025-10-13

Can M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Magic 8 Ball’ Series Surprise the Way Mattel’s ‘Barbie’ Did? ‘Reply Hazy’

indiewire.com/news/breaking-ne

2025-10-13
The Hollywood Reporterhollywoodreporter
2025-10-13
Deadlinedeadline
2025-10-13

‘Magic 8 Ball’ Supernatural Drama Series From M. Night Shyamalan, Brad Falchuk & Mattel In The Works

deadline.com/2025/10/magic-8-b

OhSnap!DragonDrOinFL@mstdn.party
2025-10-12

@andrewjweinstein
As the Magic Eight Ball. ™️
#Magic8Ball 🎱
#MagicEightBall

magic eight ball toy reading outlook not so good

Add Color to Playrooms with the Mattel x MoMA Collection

web.brid.gy/r/https://thetoyin

2025-08-08

they found a magic 8 ball, and now they ask all the questions...

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prompt: eight

#aughost #ghosties #magic8ball

ink illustration. a magic 8 ball with the 8 to the left, on top is simple. the other three ghosts float around where the answer window is.
Bryley Systemsbryley
2025-07-25

"We very quickly learn you can only ask [a Magic 8-Ball] yes/no questions ... we're doing the same thing with chatbots. We ... tell ourselves a story as we put [input and] use that story to make sense of what comes back" Dr Emily Bender [37min] bryl.link/ek8

2025-06-04

I asked my #Magic8Ball if I will receive my #Nintendo #Switch2 in the mail tomorrow from #BestBuy and it responded “You can count on it.”

Hmmm…

A screenshot from the Best Buy website displaying an order status for a Nintendo Switch 2. The order is marked as "Shipped" and is scheduled to ship tomorrow. The image features the Nintendo Switch 2 console, controllers, and a game titled boogers.
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-01

BREAKING NEWS 📰: RFK Jr., in a stunning display of science prowess, orders lab to STOP researching infectious diseases because who needs scientists when we have social media experts? 😂🔬 Clearly, the next step in public health policy involves consulting the Magic 8-Ball. 🎱
wired.com/story/hhs-niaid-irf-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-14

Ah yes, the classic showdown: Roman Empire vs. Han Dynasty in the Econ-Olympics 🏛️🤼‍♂️. But instead, we got a riveting 400 Bad Request error—truly the epitome of scholarly insight 🤦‍♂️. Next time, just ask a Magic 8-Ball for your historical comparisons 🧐🔮.
phys.org/news/2025-04-economic

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