#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
With #FancyHats...!
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#Meanwhile...
#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...
For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...
#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...
🧙⚒️🤖🐺🤖⚔️⚒️🧙 | 🎈🎩🦹🦄🦹🎩🎈
#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean
With #FancyHats...!
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#Meanwhile...
#ThisAlsoHappened... #AgesAgo... #AgesAndAges... And, 27m-#Views... #Later...
With #FancyHats...
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#TheAvalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Official HD Video)
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Biscuits...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's foray with the #Spiritborn has been #QuiteGoodFun; the #CosmeticDetailing is #VeryNice...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and #FancyHats...
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday...
#IWonder what #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #UpTo...
#Ooooh... #FancyHats and #TheHealingPowerOfPants...
#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...
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🚨 Breaking News: A bunch of old men in fancy hats took TWO whole days to pick a new Pope, shocking absolutely no one. Meanwhile, #CNN prioritized viewer feedback on ad relevance over the actual news, because clearly that's what their audience was waiting for. 📺💤
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/new-pope-conclave-day-two-05-08-25 #BreakingNews #OldMen #FancyHats #ViewerFeedback #NewsCritique #HackerNews #ngated
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #FancyHats...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...
But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn... #BewareTheWidgets...
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#Now...
#This may be #VeryForwardPlanning; but, are we all #WhamageddonReady...?
The #Forecast is for some #DragonAgeSaga; maybe some #CampingOnArrakis... And, #Biscuits... #TheSpiceMustFlow; we're #FineForDiesel... And, #FancyHats...
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#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #FancyHats... And #MoreMeteors...
#Fancy a little #MeteorStrike or #Two...
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We can #AlsoAlsoAdd... #StillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #FancyHats... And #MoreMeteors...
#Fancy a little #MeteorStrike or #Two...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #Nearly... #SupperTime... There will be #Salad...
#IT's #Still #JollySunny in #TheOutside, aye...
#AndSo... A #NewSeason #BeginsAgain...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Made some #ExcellentChoices; there are #LotsAndLots of #NewToys to #PlayWith...
And, #FancyHats...
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...
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#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...
#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld is #Still #QuiteGoodFun... Even #MyLittleBigBuddy says so and he's #MoreAccustomed to #HittingThingsWithHammers for a #Living...
On a #PartiallyRelatedAlmostEntirelyIrrelevantTangent...
You'd #Think that after 14-years, #MyOtherOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️...
And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️
#IT's #Good; #WeHaveCake... #LotsAndLots of #Cake... We have #AllTheCakes...
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#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...
#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld is #Still #QuiteGoodFun... Even #MyLittleBigBuddy says so and he's #MoreAccustomed to #HittingThingsWithHammers for a #Living...
On a #PartiallyRelatedAlmostEntirelyIrrelevantTangent...
You'd #Think that after 14-years, #MyOtherOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️...
And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️
#IT's #Good; #WeHaveCake... #LotsAndLots of #Cake... We have #AllTheCakes...
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#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...! With #FancyHats...
#Meanwhile... #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...
And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenSnake this #FictionalChristmas...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
And, #DontForget... The #PublicDomain is #SoVeryPublic... And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
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#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...
#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld has been #AllUpdaticated; #So, we can #StopBeingQuiteSoRacist because of the #BlackFace #Rendering... We're #SureShaw you're #MuchRelieved... #JustLikeJesus...
And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️
#IT's #Good; #WeHaveCake... #LotsAndLots of #Cake...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...
#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...
#Once the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd (and #IT #Will); I can #Make the #Doombringer and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...
There are #Still a #Couple of #BitsAndBobs to do before #TheEnd of the #SeasonOfWitchcraft; #IT's been a #GreatSeason... #LotsOfFun...
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...
#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld has been #Updaticated; #So, we can #StopBeingQuiteSoRacist because of the #BlackFace #Rendering... We're #SureShaw you're #MuchRelieved... #JustLikeJesus...
And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️
Get your #GlypshOn...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🌪️🐻🌪️🦹:fediverse:
#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...! With #FancyHats...!
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#Meanwhile...
In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...
#TheTimeLords' #DoctorinTheTardis is #Basically #TigerFeet with #FancyHats...
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#SquirrelsOnline...! With #FancyHats...!
On the #Accordion...!
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