#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | :europe:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:europe:

#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

🧙⚒️🤖🐺🤖⚒️🧙 | :europe:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:europe:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSundayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #GoingBackToBed #Weather in #TheOutside; #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #GoingBackToBed for a #SundayNap... #OrSomething...

#KeepOnKeepingOn; #OrWhatever...

We'll #BeBackSoon... With #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheFuture...

#AtSomePoint; #ToBeDetermined...

#AsYouWere; #OrNot...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#BeingEuropean #WithConsent #LotsAndLots #Consent #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposewdTo #AllTheFraud #MyDataIsMyData

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSundayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #GoingBackToBed #Weather in #TheOutside; #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #GoingBackToBed for a #SundayNap... #OrSomething...

#KeepOnKeepingOn; #OrWhatever...

We'll #BeBackSoon... With #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheFuture...

#AtSomePoint; #ToBeDetermined...

#AsYouWere; #OrNot...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#BeingEuropean #WithConsent #LotsAndLots #Consent #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposewdTo #AllTheFraud #MyDataIsMyData

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#IT #CouldBeWorse... You could #StillBeRenting...

🧙🎩🤖:wolfparty:🤖🎩🧙 | :PirateBadge: :fediverse:🦹🦄🦹:fediverse: :PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #DesktopWallpaper #MakeTimeForBacon

#Quote: "#Fear is #TheMindKiller..."

#IT's #SortOfTrue...

But, #Fiction...

#DontPanic... #QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...

#IT #CouldBeWorse... You could #StillBeRenting...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Brigadune #TheMusical

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...! And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #GoingBackToBed #Weather...

#LetsGetBusy... #BusyBusyBusy...

#Appreciating "they/them" #Squirrels...!

#ForTheSquirrels...!

🧙⚛️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚛️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

#WorkingAsIntended #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #Notflix #NoALTText #SquirrelsOnline #SquirrelSimulator

#YouKnow what is awesome about #Mastodon...?

#JustAboutEverything and #TheInternet is #StillOn...

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#MindYourHead #CyborgOrangeJesus #PSiBoRG #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #Notflix #StayingEuropean #WorkingAsIntended #Internetting #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #LunchReady; #UseTheWholeChicken...

I'm #SensingPie in #TheFuture...

🧙🔮🤖:wolfparty:🤖🔮🧙 | :PirateBadge:☕️️️🦹🦄🦹☕️️️ :PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Notflix #StillNotHitler #AllTheFraud #AllPastryIsGoodPastry

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #QuiteCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:☕️️️🦹🦄🦹☕️️️ :PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Notflix #StillNotHitler #AllTheFraud

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotGoingOutNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Definitely #GoingBackToBed #Weather...

#IThink #MyLittleBigBuddy and I will have #AnotherDay of #MostlyFucking... #AllDay...

#HappyHappy #ScienceFictionDay, #People...

There's a #Lot of #ReadingToDo...

We should have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

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#Notflix #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #EULaw #BeingRight #SuperAweseome

#BTW: #IThink #IT's #FairToSay and #StillTrue™️ that the #SystemAdmins at #vmst aren't #NecessarilyHomophobic; #JustIncompetent and the #SubstandardDaryls can't even #ShitStraight... #SadButTrue | #LivesAndFamilies

#So... #FuckEm... #HarshButFairComment

#HappyHappy #ScienceFictionDay...! #ScienceFact

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #AnotherPrideMonth #EULaw #DigitalServicesAct

#Incidentally and #WithoutIncident...

What the #YouTube video doesn't show is just how #Civilised #TheDrivingExperience is for #Passengers #InTheBack...

#EachSide has a #StowawayTable... On #TheDriver's #Side, the #TrayTable #Drops to #Reveal a #SilverEngraved #HandMirror; #AssortedCompacts and a #PerfumeBottle. On #ThePassenger's #Side is a #WritingDesk; #Complete with #Envelopes and a #FountainPen...

#NoNeed to #Connect via #Bluetooth or #WiFI; #Because, they've #NotBeenInvented yet... In #1934AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates...

#So...

#Welcome to #TheCivilisedWorld; #IT's #NotAPhantom but, #IT's #StillVeryCapable of #Undertaking a #GrandEuropeanTour, which is what #IT was #Designed for...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BritishEngineeringExcellence #HandCrafted #EngineeringThings #HumanUtilityVehicle #RollingMuseum #ChocolateMiniRolls

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingInterstellaCakeForBreakfastDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #MarineEngineers and #Engineering... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I #MetUp with #MyBigBiggerBuddy, #Bob and his #NewToyJoy...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, #OneAndAll...

#PictureTheScene... #1934 and #RollsRoyce #Deliver this #HandCraftedMonster for #TheFirstTime...

#MyBigBiggerBuddy has just #TakenOwnership of this #Marvel of #BritishEngineering; he's a #MarineEngineer by #Trade - we #Engineers should #StickTogether with #SomethingSticky...

#Between #TheThreeOfUs we have #FiveCitizenships...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BritishEngineeringExcellence

#Welcome to #CivilisationVisualInterface [#CVI]

#IT #ComesComplete with #TheVeryLatest #Mostest #UpToDate #NewNew #CuntVerificationTechnology [CVT]...

#MastodonEngineering should #Just: #TakeABow and #ExitStageLeft...

They've #Done #Everything that "they/them" #Needed #ToDo...

#AnythingMore and their #ChristmasTree #Risks a #Collapse, and #IT's #NotWorth the #Risk...

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BeingRight #SuperAwesome

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🚁

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #StillNotHitler #TrueTrueTuesday

#ThePlan...

:fediverse: #ApocalypseNow;
:fediverse: #ResurrectionSoon;
:fediverse: #BiscuitsLater...

#RememberThePlan and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

#ExploringFrance: With #TheGauls...!

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay