#ASSHOLES

2026-02-11

> Measles is one of the most contagious diseases on the planet, and it's spreading in the U.S. irjci.blogspot.com/2026/02/mea

Well, you know exactly which #assholes to thanks for this.

#BringBackMeasles #CullTheHerd

2026-02-03

Another reminder why I hate campus "Greek" organizations and think should be outlawed.

> 'Hadn't even finished the whole year': Fraternity brothers turn 'rush' event into 'hazing' party where freshman pledge died, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/hadnt-ev

#academia #HigherEd #fraternity #crime #assholes #useless

David Scott Moyerfarbel@mas.to
2026-01-30

Well, due to shoddy #police work, the #murderer goes free, and #assholes everywhere celebrate.

#LuigiMangione

2026-01-28

Reasons I am glad I do my morning runs early, so I don't see many if any #assholes out there.

> Elderly man out for a walk gets stabbed after he 'made eye contact' with a random stranger on hiking trail lawandcrime.com/crime/elderly-

#crime

2026-01-28

And speaking of teen #assholes. . .

> Teen stabbed buddy for 'intentionally' spilling beer on his phone while cooking the fish they caught after a day out on the water, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/teen-sta

#FloridaMan #Floriduh #crime

2026-01-28

> 'Where's the internet?': Son upset over Wi-Fi router being moved blasted mom with shotgun 'nobody knew he had,' blew away sister and nephew because he couldn't keep playing video games all day lawandcrime.com/crime/wheres-t

From headline, I thought it was some teenager asshole.Oh, nay nay. When he goes to hell, I hope he gets stuck in a bedroom with a game console that only plays the Atari ET game, then conks out just as he is about to finish the game over and over.

#crime #assholes

Adrian SegarASegar
2026-01-27

Here are my suggestions on how to handle three kinds of metaphorical holes: assholes, potholes, and black holes.

conferencesthatwork.com/index.

An image of a donkey, facing away from the viewer, near a giant water-filled pothole in a desolate landscape with a black hole rotating in the sky.
TheNovemberFella โœŠ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ˜ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿš€TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com
2026-01-23
2026-01-22

Also when some liberal mewls "but I am the blue dot in the ocean of red," that is literal. They really have #assholes for family and neighbors. (It does not diminish the damage their family and neighbors do). (e)

Rod2ik ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ˜ฎ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธrod2ik
2026-01-20
Rod2ik ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ˜ฎ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธrod2ik
2026-01-20
๐Ÿ•Š๏ธKK๐Ÿ•Š๏ธOn the turning away~Pink Floyd~ffs Rs Impeach 202.225.3121katarinakriz.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-01-20

Fลฑcking kill me now.* HOW did I miss this? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Fighting words, ladies. Amirite? *Rhetorical BlueSky. Stop the crap. NO #BOTS ALLOWED TO REPLY! NO #ASSHOLES ALLOWED TO REPLY!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3mcki2yapuh2f

Play Ball and Fight Fascistscafechatnoir
2026-01-19

Oh lordy, the right apparently has a new "insult" for the white gals who inexplicably won't fall in line and join in on terrorizing communities.

We're "AWFUL" - aka, Affluent White Female Urban Liberals.

Like, is that supposed to hurt?

I've been called far worse, by far better.

2026-01-16

A problem w/Trump talk: nothing sticks, including nicknames. He & most #MAGAt #GOP practice #DARVO: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARVO
So one can assume real victims get blamed, & it's why nothing sticks. Hence:

DARVO Don

is his new handle; please append "Orange Shitbag" as needed. ๐Ÿ–• F$ck him with a #GravySeal weapon. ;-) #MAGA #Trump #USpol #assholes #politics

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