> Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2026/02/16/doctors-discover-new-link-between-rising-measles-cases-among-children-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/
Not even trying for #BarelySatire here.
> Measles is one of the most contagious diseases on the planet, and it's spreading in the U.S. https://irjci.blogspot.com/2026/02/measles-is-one-of-most-contagious.html
Well, you know exactly which #assholes to thanks for this.
> Trump admin is "destroying medical research," Senate report finds https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/trump-admin-is-destroying-medical-research-senate-report-finds/
Hey, that surplus population ain't going to reduce itself.
#CullTheHerd #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #ThisIsAmerica #health #medicine #academia #HigherEd
> South Carolina Measles Outbreak Reaches Nearly 800 Cases
https://www.democracynow.org/2026/1/28/headlines/south_carolina_measles_outbreak_reaches_nearly_800_cases
FTA: "...the largest outbreak in the United States since the disease was declared eliminated nearly two decades ago. "
And we all know who to thank for this, fucking antivax nutjobs.
> United States Completes WHO Withdrawal https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2026/united-states-completes-who-withdrawal.html
Rest of the world: "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
#BoycottUSA #AmericanEmpire #health #NGO #GovDocs #WHO #CDC #CullTheHerd #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs
South Carolina: doing its part to help America #BringBackMeasles.
> The US Is In For Another Bad Year of Measles Cases
A growing measles outbreak in South Carolina has infected more than 600 people since October, with hundreds more being potentially exposed.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-us-is-in-for-another-bad-year-of-measles-cases/
You know who to thank for this.
> Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/
#BarelySatire #Floriduh #GOP #PartyOfStupid #BringBackMeasles #CullTheHerd
> Vaccine exemptions for religious or personal beliefs are rising across the U.S. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/vaccine-exemptions-religious-personal-beliefs-study-rcna254082
The dumbasses doing their best to #BringBackMeasles.
> Measles cases in South Carolina rise by 124 to 434, state health department says
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/measles-cases-south-carolina-rise-by-124-434-state-health-department-says-2026-01-13/
South Carolina: doing its part to #BringBackMeasles and #CullTheHerd.
And yes, majority were not vaxxed but note "six was fully vaccinated." It can happen, but you know who to thank.
> Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
https://www.thedailybeast.com/health-authorities-issue-measles-alert-at-creationist-museum/
And the #CosmicJoker truly laughs now, so I laugh as well. š
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
> Florida moves forward to roll back certain vaccine mandates for schoolchildren https://nypost.com/2025/12/12/us-news/florida-moves-forward-to-roll-back-certain-vaccine-mandates-for-schoolchildren/
FTA: "...Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis called for the state to become the first in the nation to eliminate all school vaccination requirements."
#Floriduh: leading the way to reduce the surplus population.
> Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/12/over-250-people-quarantined-in-south-carolina-as-measles-outbreak-rages/
You can thank the antivax #assholes for this.
#BringBackMeasles #ThisIsAmerica #SouthCarolina #stupid #health
And speaking of dumbfucks who refuse to vaccinate. . .
> South Carolinaās measles outbreak shows chilling effect of vaccine misinformation https://kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/28/repub/south-carolinas-measles-outbreak-shows-chilling-effect-of-vaccine-misinformation/
FTA: "...historically low vaccination rates, skepticism fueled by the pandemic, misinformation and āhealth freedomā ideologies promoted by conservative politicians ā have put some communities at risk for the reemergence of a preventable, potentially deadly virus."
> CDC data confirms US is 2 months away from losing measles elimination status https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/11/cdc-data-confirms-us-is-2-months-away-from-losing-measles-elimination-status/
You can thank the #antivax #assholes for helping keep America great and healthy.
> CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/
> Idaho Banned Vaccine Mandates. Activists Want to Make It a Model for the Country.
https://www.propublica.org/article/idaho-vaccine-bill-medical-freedom-act-maha
Well, that surplus population ain't gonna decrease on its own. You gotta to #CullTheHerd.
In news of the #stupid from #Idaho.
And so the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #health #COVIDIOTS
> Doctors discover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2025/10/14/doctors-discover-link-between-increasing-number-of-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/
Meanwhile, in #Gringoville, land of the #stupid where they want to #BringBackMeasles.
> U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/12/nx-s1-5572507/us-measles-outbreaks-texas-south-carolina-utah-minnesota
Antivax #assholes: doing their part to #CullTheHerd
> 'It's just scary': In Florida, parents ponder future with fewer vaccines https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd07jn0m2y5o
In #YouGetWhatYouVoteFor, maybe not so much the one mom mentioned in the article, but her neighbors, yea. She can thank them.
#Floriduh #GOP #PartyOfStupid #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #CullTheHerd
> The end of Floridaās vaccine mandate welcomed by Measles virus https://newsthump.com/2025/09/05/the-end-of-floridas-vaccine-mandate-welcomed-by-measles-virus/
