#BringBackMeasles

2026-02-16

> Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons newsthump.com/2026/02/16/docto

Not even trying for #BarelySatire here.

#stupid #BringBackMeasles #CullTheHerd

2026-02-11

> Measles is one of the most contagious diseases on the planet, and it's spreading in the U.S. irjci.blogspot.com/2026/02/mea

Well, you know exactly which #assholes to thanks for this.

#BringBackMeasles #CullTheHerd

2026-02-05

> Trump admin is "destroying medical research," Senate report finds arstechnica.com/health/2026/02

Hey, that surplus population ain't going to reduce itself.

#CullTheHerd #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #ThisIsAmerica #health #medicine #academia #HigherEd

2026-01-28

> South Carolina Measles Outbreak Reaches Nearly 800 Cases
democracynow.org/2026/1/28/hea

FTA: "...the largest outbreak in the United States since the disease was declared eliminated nearly two decades ago. "

And we all know who to thank for this, fucking antivax nutjobs.

#BringBackMeasles #CullTheHerd #stupid

2026-01-22

South Carolina: doing its part to help America #BringBackMeasles.

> The US Is In For Another Bad Year of Measles Cases
A growing measles outbreak in South Carolina has infected more than 600 people since October, with hundreds more being potentially exposed.
wired.com/story/the-us-is-in-f

You know who to thank for this.

#CullTheHerd #stupid #GetVaccinated #ThisIsAmerica

2026-01-15

> Vaccine exemptions for religious or personal beliefs are rising across the U.S. nbcnews.com/health/health-news

The dumbasses doing their best to #BringBackMeasles.

#stupid #GetVaccinated #health #CullTheHerd #ThisIsAmerica

2026-01-13

> Measles cases in South Carolina rise by 124 to 434, state health department says
reuters.com/business/healthcar

South Carolina: doing its part to #BringBackMeasles and #CullTheHerd.

And yes, majority were not vaxxed but note "six was fully vaccinated." It can happen, but you know who to thank.

#GetVaccinated #stupid

2026-01-05

> Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
thedailybeast.com/health-autho

And the #CosmicJoker truly laughs now, so I laugh as well. šŸƒ

Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#BringBackMeasles #Christians #KentuckyProud #stupid

2025-12-15

> Florida moves forward to roll back certain vaccine mandates for schoolchildren nypost.com/2025/12/12/us-news/

FTA: "...Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis called for the state to become the first in the nation to eliminate all school vaccination requirements."

#Floriduh: leading the way to reduce the surplus population.

#CullTheHerd #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #health

2025-12-10
2025-12-01

And speaking of dumbfucks who refuse to vaccinate. . .

> South Carolina’s measles outbreak shows chilling effect of vaccine misinformation kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/28

FTA: "...historically low vaccination rates, skepticism fueled by the pandemic, misinformation and ā€œhealth freedomā€ ideologies promoted by conservative politicians — have put some communities at risk for the reemergence of a preventable, potentially deadly virus."

#BringBackMeasles #stupid #health

2025-11-19

> CDC data confirms US is 2 months away from losing measles elimination status arstechnica.com/health/2025/11

You can thank the #antivax #assholes for helping keep America great and healthy.

#ThisIsAmerica #BringBackMeasles

2025-10-20

> Idaho Banned Vaccine Mandates. Activists Want to Make It a Model for the Country.
propublica.org/article/idaho-v

Well, that surplus population ain't gonna decrease on its own. You gotta to #CullTheHerd.

In news of the #stupid from #Idaho.

And so the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #health #COVIDIOTS

2025-10-13

Meanwhile, in #Gringoville, land of the #stupid where they want to #BringBackMeasles.

> U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country
npr.org/2025/10/12/nx-s1-55725

Antivax #assholes: doing their part to #CullTheHerd

2025-09-15

> 'It's just scary': In Florida, parents ponder future with fewer vaccines bbc.com/news/articles/cd07jn0m

In #YouGetWhatYouVoteFor, maybe not so much the one mom mentioned in the article, but her neighbors, yea. She can thank them.

#Floriduh #GOP #PartyOfStupid #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #CullTheHerd

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