As a famous comedian, I'm sometimes asked to recover a golden Idol from a booby-trapped Peruvian temple. Both jobs require perfect timing, but I'd rather die on stage than in a musty cave.
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #indianajones #idol #gold #sidegig #satire #parody

The only thing more fun than fiddling while Rome burns or rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is playing chess with my old friend, Cornholio.

#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #cornholio #death #bergman #7thseal #fakead #satire #parody #chess

We need to end gun violence, but bad hair is just as dangerous!

#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #pulpfiction #gunviolence #2ndamendment #Tarantino #satire #samualljackson #badhair #badhairday

Marko the Comic: Comedy with Style!

#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #smoke #fasionista #fashion #vintagead #fakead #satire #suit #style

Once more, this ad is so completely stupid in so many ways, I can find no way to parody it. Well played, Axe.

#advertisement #realad #Axe #cologne #eau #idiotic #satire #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian #markothecomic.

There was no way I could improve on the original 70s ad copy.
#advertisement #factfunnierthanfiction #70sadvertisement #oneeasypiece #disco #inuendo #markothecomic #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian.

I'm proud to report that I have been added back to the Cracker Barrel logo at the insistence of the Trump Administration. Free Markets!
#logo #fakead #fakeadvertisement #crackerbarrel #crackerbarel #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian #Markothecomic

Brylcreem: It's sticky!
#advertisement #fakead #fakeadvertisement #brilcreem #sticky #hair #satire #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian #markothecomic.

Marko the Comic, for Prada.

#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #prada #sweater #model #orangutan #fakead #satire #adbusters

It's never too soon to start shopping for Christmas!

#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs

"When you're dying for a smoke . . . "

#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #smoke #cigarette #cigarettead #vintagead #fakead #satire #adbusters

Hand sanitizer can really dry out your skin, which is why I’ve stopped drinking it.
#handsanitizer #dryskin #comedy #joke #MarkoTheComic

I like online maps because you can simultaneously see the best route to where you’re going and all the other better places you could be going.
#travel #maps #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic

One day traffic will get so bad there won’t be any.
#traffic #cars #joke #humor #comedy #comedian #MarkoTheComic

I live in the suburbs but my heart is in the city, along with several other essential organs.
#organharvesting #heart #comedy #laugh #joke #MarkoTheComic #medical

There’s a reason "violin" sounds like "violence", both words come from the Latin for “to hurt my ears.”
#violin #violence #latin #language #music #laughter #joke #comedy #MarkoTheComic

I play guitar, but I don’t practice enough, so I guess it’s more accurate to say I play dusty guitar.
#guitar #dust #joke #humor #comedy #music #MarkoTheComic

We live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. #poverty #abundance #joke #comedy #laughter #comic #money #consumerism #MarkoTheComic

I hate moving, especially if it’s from the couch
#joke #humor #laugh #comedy #MarkoTheComic

If you don’t get enough sleep it can feel just like jet-lag, but you save money on airfare.
#airplan #sleep #jetlag #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comdian #chicagocomedian