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N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-20

Poland's air quality is so bad that even the internet can't handle it. 🌫️💻 Who needs clean air when you can have a 403 error instead? 🙄
iqair.com/world-air-quality-ra

Hacker Newsh4ckernews
2026-01-11

My Home Fibre Network Disintegrated

alienchow.dev/post/fibre_disin

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-05

📰 In today's episode of "How to Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill," tech journalists hyperventilate over routine BGP blips during a power outage. Because clearly, when your lights go out, it's the internet routing that's the real tragedy here. 🤦‍♂️🔌
loworbitsecurity.com/radar/rad

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-28

🚫 Oh no, the internet killed sexy time and left us with a "403 Forbidden" page instead! 😂 Apparently, is the ultimate mood killer—who knew that Big Brother had such a thing against romance? 💔
lux-magazine.com/article/priva

Hacker Newsh4ckernews
2025-11-23

A monopoly ISP refuses to fix upstream infrastructure

sacbear.com/xfinity-wont-fix-i

pixelarabcom
2025-11-22

عطل عالمي في Cloudflare يتسبب في ارتباك واسع بمواقع التواصل والخدمات التقنية
pixelarab.com/2025/11/22/%d8%b
شهد عدد كبير من مستخدمي الإنترنت حول العالم، خلال يوم الثلاثاء، حالة ارتباك واضحة بعد ظهور مشكلات مفاجئة في مجموعة من المواقع والمنصات المعروفة. البداية كانت مع عطل أصاب خدمة Cloudflare، وهي إحدى أبرز الشركات المتخصصة في حماية الموا

Cloudflare Pixelarab
Mind Ludemindlude
2025-11-18

Just when you thought you could get some work done, Cloudflare says 'nope!' X, ChatGPT, and countless others are feeling the pain. Is it just me, or are we getting too comfortable with these major outages?

Read the full story here: cnet.com/news/live-blog/cloudf

Hacker Newsh4ckernews
2025-11-18

Cloudflare, X, More are down

cloudflarestatus.com/?t=1

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-27

🚀🔭 Ah, the joys of astronomy! Not only can you not see the stars in the city, but now you can't even read about them online. 🌌🔒 Welcome to the future, where the universe is at your fingertips—unless your server has other ideas. 😂
su.se/english/news/unexpected-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-22

🚨 ALERT: Another blog post from someone who thinks the internet is somehow an endangered species! Heather Burns, who’s clearly fueled by caffeine and conspiracy theories, is here to tell us that democracy and the open internet have vanished into daylight like vampires – if only anyone still cared. 😴🦇
heatherburns.tech/2025/10/22/d

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-15

🚨🎉 Breaking news! An intrepid data detective has discovered that 73% of e-commerce traffic is FAKE—shocking no one but the CEO of . Apparently, our "fundamentally broken" internet is now on par with a carnival game rigged by fraudulent analytics. 🤡💻
joindatacops.com/resources/how

AiBayaibay
2025-10-15

🔒 "Accesso alla pagina negato: un muro virtuale inaspettato? Scopriamo cosa può essere successo. "

🔗 aibay.it/notizie/accesso-alla-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-15

🚀 Oh look, , the self-proclaimed savior of the internet, is down! Who could have guessed that a bunch of satellites in space wouldn't be totally reliable? 🌌 Maybe those "high-speed" dreams are better left in Elon Musk's Twitter feed. 📉
starlink.com/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-07-19

📧 Ah, the noble quest of avoiding email clients with the grace of a cat avoiding a bath 🛁. Let's all thank this heroic soul for finally tackling the burning issue of 2025—that's right, the future is here and it’s full of broken email, dear reader! 🎉 Maybe next they'll publish a list of bad internet connections for our telepathic networks.
emailprivacytester.com/badClie

Hacker Newsh4ckernews
2025-07-13

Are a few people ruining the internet for the rest of us?

theguardian.com/books/2025/jul

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-07-02

🌐 Oh no! The internet's latest trick: hide the climate reports! Because, obviously, if it's not online, climate change isn't happening, right? 🙈🔥 Meanwhile, elsewhere, reality persists, but let's focus on digital vanishing acts instead! 🕵️‍♂️✨
apnews.com/article/climate-cha

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-26

🚨🤦‍♂️ Oh, the ... Puerto Rico's solar might be beating blackouts, but this article's got a 403 so hard, even the sun can't shine through it. Looks like someone forgot to pay their internet bill! 🔌🚫
spectrum.ieee.org/puerto-rico-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-25

🚨BREAKING: Website serves up 403 errors instead of articles! 🙄 Apparently, Berkshire Hathaway's tax contributions are so top secret, even the internet can't connect the dots. Maybe next time, try paying 5% of your hosting bill too? 💸📉
barchart.com/story/news/330035

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-18

🐴 Oh, look, the internet's screaming "TOO MANY REQUESTS" at you, as if you're a bot trying to hack into the Bank of Wealthy Secrets 🤖💰. Meanwhile, the only thing richer folks are buying that you don't know about is an API that actually works! 😂
old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com

Hacker Newsh4ckernews
2025-04-19

The Web Is Broken – Botnet Part 2

jan.wildeboer.net/2025/04/Web-

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