Oh, this combination of parameters and features causes lvcreate to incorrectly calculate the extents it needs and the command fails. (Needed to calculate them manually to fully use the drives. Probably could just have yolo-ed it with 89%FREE instead or something)
lvcreate --type raid6 --size 100%FREE --config allocation/raid_stripe_all_devices=1 --name raid6Data --raidintegrity y --raidintegritymode journal --raidintegrityblocksize 512 --autobackup y lvm_vg_<<UUID>>