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qsv.ch - Internet-Serviceqsv@qicx.net
2026-02-04

Eine letzte neue Website geht noch vor der Einstellung unserer Geschäftstätigkeit online! Bei Selina sind Haare zu schneiden Leidenschaft und Passion! An der Moserstrasse in Bern oder für die Braut direkt an der Hochzeit!
Viel Erfolg mit der neuen Website!

#qsv #qsvsupport #CuttingEdge #bern #schweiz
cutting-edge.ch

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-21

🚀🔒 TeraWave's "cutting-edge" network is apparently a glorified browser test. Who knew secure communication required JavaScript skills? 🤔✨
blueorigin.com/terawave

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-19

Ah, nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like a 3,000-word manifesto on using to hide secrets from a . 🤖🔒 Because clearly, the ultimate threat is a with unfulfilled dreams of becoming James Bond. 🕵️‍♂️💻
joinformal.com/blog/using-prox

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-01

Behold, the arrival of BusterMQ! A cutting-edge, zigzagging, thread-per-core that probably performs best on a you can't afford. 🚀💻 Dive into GitHub that scream "VERY ALPHA," because apparently, chilling out is only for those who refuse the thrill of VOLATILE EVENT INCEPTION. 😅📈
bustermq.sh/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-24

🚀 Wow, someone made a with a custom bytecode VM in just 7 days and 3kB! 🎮 Because nothing says "cutting-edge" like fitting your hobby project into the memory of a toaster oven. 🍞📉
laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/making

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-22

👨‍💻🤔 Ah yes, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" like using sub-millisecond functional quadtrees to simulate digital birds in 2025. Clearly, the world has been waiting for a generous representation of to revolutionize... demos? 🐦📉
lbjgruppen.com/en/posts/flocki

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-16

✨ Behold, the latest marvel from the "cutting-edge" tech minds: an "enhanced" for Common that promises to revolutionize your coding experience by doing...well, exactly what a REPL already does. 🤯 But don't worry, it comes with the added bonus of making you question why you ever thought coding was fun in the first place. 🥳
github.com/atgreen/icl

Esekuiesekui@fedifreu.de
2025-12-11

So allmählich bekomme ich wieder ein Gefühl für #Gnome. Und ein wenig und ganz allmählich auch für #Debian. Fühlt sich gut an. Ja, klar· nicht #CuttingEdge, aber #CommunityDriven.

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-11

🚀 In today's groundbreaking news, the future of medicine hinges on enabling and to unlock the secrets of personalized , because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like browser settings. 🍪🔧 Just wait until they discover the miracle of turning it off and on again! 🙄
advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.c

:awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉nemo@mas.to
2025-12-11

A lot of what the tech channels report is already long, long old news to me and everyone else who is in the fediverse. Join Mastodon and the fediverse to always be up to date with cutting information. :awesome: ✨ 💫 #TechNews #Fediverse #Mastodon #StayInformed #CuttingEdge #SocialMedia #TechUpdates #Awesome #Community 🌟 #Innovation

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-04

Ah, yes, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" quite like cramming a full into your browser via . 🧠🌐 Clearly, the cyber-future is about seeing how many buzzwords you can fit into a feature list before your coffee gets cold. ☕🖥️
pglite.dev/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-01

🚀✈️ Oh, the irony! Amazon's delivery drones are so efficient they’ve started delivering chaos directly to the . One might say they’re "cutting-edge" — just like the internet cable they snapped. 😂🔌
cnbc.com/2025/11/25/amazon-faa

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-23

🚀🚀 Exciting news! A *super lightweight* JSON schema library that requires you to enable JavaScript and cookies to even learn about it 😂 What better way to prove you're cutting-edge than by being utterly inaccessible? 🍪🔒
npmjs.com/package/tosijs-schema

Dash Removerdashremover
2025-11-11

they fine-tuned the guillotine on 40 billion rage posts, and now it only executes based on vibe

it asked me if I’ve ever unionized a Slack channel, then started sharpening itself

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-09

Ah yes, because nothing screams cutting-edge like a 2008 with a USB sniffer. 😅🦖 Apparently, Downtown Doug Brown's idea of a wild weekend involves resurrecting obsolete while the rest of us enjoy things invented in this decade. 🎉💾
downtowndougbrown.com/2025/11/

Martin Guay 👨‍💻🌈🎮📱🍁MartinGuay@mstdn.ca
2025-11-04

The Philips Head Shaver Pro 9000 Series delivers a serious upgrade for people who shave their heads. Great build, smart features, and 90 minutes of runtime. Dive into the review: cryovex.com/philips-head-shave

#HeadShaver #Philips9000 #BaldGrooming #CuttingEdge #Review

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-02

Ah, yes, the existential crisis of dependent types: 🧠💥 Why use them when you can bloat your system with irrelevant proof objects instead? 🤔 Clearly, the pinnacle of academic inquiry is rehashing 50-year-old insights while pretending it's cutting-edge genius. 🙄✨
lawrencecpaulson.github.io//20

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-12

🐢💡 Ah yes, because nothing screams cutting-edge like reverse-engineering a dinosaur display from the Jurassic era. 🦖🔍 Magnifying each glyph is truly the pinnacle of modern innovation. 🚀💥
phk.freebsd.dk/hacks/Wargames/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-10

🤦‍♂️ Nothing says cutting-edge like a Wi-Fi that could potentially stalk your , as long as it can first get through the gatekeeper of internet errors. 🚫📡 Because who needs when you have a 403 Forbidden party? 🎉🔒
spectrum.ieee.org/wi-fi-signal

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-02

🚀 Oh, the of a 'cutting-edge' tech test that forgets how to tech! 🔧 Sadly, Gemini 3.0 Pro's early users have discovered the newest feature: begging for like a lost puppy. 🐶 Maybe next, they'll invent a wheel that rolls!
twitter.com/chetaslua/status/1

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