#StoryTime

ZajeyZajeyCI
2026-02-18

I had this Theory that at some point one of my Vids would hit.
didn't think it would be THIS one💀

anyway check it out
it would help a lot. thanks💛💛


tiktok.com/@zajeyci/video/7608

🚗💌✈️ In dieser Folge nehme ich euch mit auf meine chaotischen Alltagsabenteuer! Vom Kampf mit Blitzerbriefen bis zu verrückten Indien-Reiseplänen – hier bleibt kein Thema unberührt. Humor, Skurrilitäten und echte Geschichten garantieren gute Laune. Klick jetzt rein und lach mit! 🎙️✨

Tate Basildontatebasildon
2026-02-12

At 18, I thought I was going to a work meeting. Instead: rum shots, card games, my first (and only) time getting drunk, and a girlfriend who was NOT amused—yet somehow still married me. 🤷‍♂️

buzzsprout.com/2548730/episode

2026-02-06

We feel the need, the need to read!!! 📚📖

Under Fives Storytime is free, and takes place every Thursday & Friday from 9.30

#books #livres #ChildrensBooks #LivresJeunesse #Edinburgh #Edinbourg #Bruntsfield #UnderFivesStorytime #Storytime #bookshops #librairies #bookstodon

Looking into a busy Children's Room during Under Fives Storytime, in the Edinburgh Bookshop, as bookseller Fiona reads to the little ones
2026-02-05

This was my "wanting to run away to join the circus" moment.. and I kinda did...

Read chapter one of TEN GIGS at matricardo.substack.com/p/ten-

#circus #busker #busking #streetperformers #streetperforming #whitby #festival #whitbyfolkweek #storytime #writer #substack

"They seemed, like all good circus and variety acts should seem, as if they were from a different place. That our rules didn't quite apply to them." TEN GIGS - A SELECTIVE MEMOIR BY MAT RICARDO ONLY AT MATRICARDO.SUBSTACK.COM
DiodioGlow — SénégalDidioGlow
2026-02-04

🔥 Nouvelle vidéo tendance au Sénégal !
🎬 Virginité bi milliardaire yi di weur ci xalei you djiguene yi warnañ ci wakh. Affaire Jeffrey Epstein bi warna yé xaléi you djiguene yeup ñiu xamni sen ndaw daffa am valeur
👇 Regardez la vidéo complète :
diodioglow.com/video/virginite

2026-02-04
Kravica Waterfall in Bosnia. One of my favourites for #WaterfallWednesday.

𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒

We were staying in Sarajevo and after a couple of days we thought we'd take a day trip to Mostar. We went to a "car rental" place near our hotel which turned out to be a half empty storefront in a crowded back alley with some 20 year old sitting in a dusty old office chair.

We walked in and asked to rent a car (because for some reason when Aled and I are on holiday all common sense gets left at home), the kid looked at us genuinely confused and started kind of looking around the office space as if a fleet of new Hondas might materialise at any moment. We asked: Are we in the right place... Do you rent cars? Oh, yes. Yes, he assured us. Come back in 30 minutes.

We left knowing full well at this point that something wasn't quite right. But we're most definitely the "fuck it, let's see what happens" types so we had a snack and went back. The guy was still there but with another 20 year old guy with keys to a tiny, filthy black car. Aled went ahead and signed a piece of paper and I think we paid something like £10. Inside the car was also filthy, the ashtray (remember those?) was overflowing with ciggie butts and there were empty cans rolling around in the back.

Despite being 💯 certain that we were simply borrowing this kid's car for the day, we hopped in and took a fantastic trip to Mostar (where we also took a wrong turn and ended up driving into a pedestrian zone while locals at cafes looked either bemused or homicidal).

We then decided to travel further on to Kravica Waterfalls speeding up and down mountains on winding roads and not killing ourselves (bonus). And it was well worth it. It was March so we had the place completely to ourselves.

We made it back to Sarajevo alive and a good day was had. The end.


#waterfall #waterfalls #Kravica #Kravice #Bosnia #BosniaAndHerzegovina #nature #water #travel #StoryTime

SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.

Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?

Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?

EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.

D: And?

EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.

D: Fifty million?

EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.

D: All weekend? The whole country?

EA: Ya. I know.

D: You said there were some bright spots, though?

EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.

D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?

EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.

D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?

EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.

D: Damn. How were the reviews?

EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.

D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?

EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.

#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol

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