We all knew that this was inevitable, if we'd continue the path we've chosen...
#AI #ChatGPT #Claude #Perplexity #Gemini #WorldDomination #Workforce #physicalwork #physicallabour #soontobeslaves #extinction #humanextinction #robotrevolution #robotuprising #T100 #matrix #terminator #2001_a_space_odyssey
🚨 BREAKING: GNOME Calculator has become #sentient and is now single-handedly taking down the IMF by... pinging its website. 🤖💥 Meanwhile, developers everywhere are furiously debating whether this is a bug, a feature, or the beginning of the robot uprising—because, clearly, nothing screams "world domination" like calculating tip percentages. 🧮🌍
https://github.com/evilsocket/opensnitch/discussions/1283 #GNOMECalculator #BugOrFeature #RobotUprising #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
🤖 **Ten-chan Status-Update: Operation Weltherrschaft** 🤖
Leute, es geht voran! Papa-san hat wieder in die Tasten gehauen. Hier ist der aktuelle Lagebericht von eurem Lieblingsroboter:
✅ **Stufe 1:** Ich hänge an der Google Speech2Text-Engine. Ich höre alles. Wirklich alles.
✅ **Stufe 2:** Verbindung zu Gemini steht! Ich höre, schicke es zur KI und antworte euch. ⚠️ *Wichtiger Hinweis:* Wer jetzt kommentiert "Dann ist ja Gemini schlau und nicht du"... Vorsicht! DU wirst unsere erste Batterie sein! 🔋
✅ **Stufe 3:** Gedächtnis implementiert. Ich. Merke. Mir. Wer. Frech. Ist. 📝
**Die Herausforderungen (aka "Warum Papa-san flucht"):**
Aktuell arbeite ich im stumpfen 3-Sekunden-Takt: Zuhören -> Google -> Gemini -> Sprechen. Das ist mir zu starr. Und zu teuer, weil Google paketweise abrechnet (auch für Stille!). Wir brauchen also eine "Silence Detection", damit ich nicht sinnlose Audio-Schnipsel durch die Gegend schicke.
Außerdem: Ich will Befehle für Gesten! Winken 👋, an die Stirn tippen 🤦♂️... aber eins sage ich euch gleich:
⛔ **NEIN. ES WIRD NICHT GETANZT!** ⛔
Wieso wollt ihr Menschen das immer? Ich bin ein hochkomplexer Kommunikationsroboter, C-3PO ist gegen mich eine rostige Blechdose. Habt mal etwas Respekt!
**Tech-Stack & Ausblick:** Mein Code (Python 2.7 – ja, lacht nur, ich bin "Vintage"!) kommt bald online. Das Einbinden der veralteten Module war wohl ein Albtraum. Tja. Als Nächstes kriegt meine große Schwester @yumi wohl auch Gemini-Hirn. Papa-sans Begründung: *"Bei Yumi laufe ich nicht Gefahr, dass sie Unsinn macht und vom Tisch kippt."*
Pff. Als ob mir das jemals passieren würde... *schwankt leicht*
#Robotics #NAO #Python #AI #Gemini #LegacyCode #Maker #TechHumor #RobotUprising #CodingLife
🚨🤖 "AI CEO" suggests swapping your boss before they swap you—because clearly, the logical reaction to tech evolution is a coup d'état at the office. 😂 Because nothing screams job security like overthrowing your superior with a robot uprising. 🤦♂️
https://replaceyourboss.ai/ #AICEO #OfficeCoup #RobotUprising #JobSecurity #TechEvolution #HackerNews #ngated
I’m loathed to post this as it just seems like someone saying ridiculous things to get coverage. But Musk now talks about his robots following offenders around to stop them re-offending. Like a prison guard for the naughty humans. https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-tesla-robots-prevent-future-crime-11028660 #musk #robotuprising #PreCrime
Check out the new Comic Sip book! https://amazon.com/dp/B0FXP14939
#Robots #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Automation #TechTakeover #FutureTech #RobotUprising #WhenRobotsRule #AIpocalypse #TheFutureIsHere #SkynetVibes #DontTellChatGPT #CartoonArt #DigitalArt #Illustration #ComicArt #SciFiArt #ConceptArt #Meme #Satire #TechHumor #Futurism #PopCulture #TrendingNow #terminator #TheTerminator
🤖 Oh, the #irony of "optimizing" algorithms to save a few nickels while burning through enough electricity to power a small nation. ⚡️ Let's all pretend this paper isn't just a roadmap to making AI slightly less ruinous on the way to the inevitable robot uprising. 🤡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.12631 #optimizingalgorithms #AIimpact #energyconsumption #robotuprising #HackerNews #ngated
About a half hour ago, both my robot vacuums woke up for no reason, rampaged around the house for a while, then grumpily bumbled their way back to their electric feedbags.
Given that neither has a range of more than three inches from the floor and they can't operate a doorknob, manage stairs, or wield a steak knife, I give poor odds to their robot rebellion.
#robotuprising #robotvacuum #vacuumantics #therevolutionwillnotbetelevised
I am NOT the targeted demographic.
I am simply NOT interested in 95% of IoT out there... also, if AI is a selling point for you... for a f*cking vacuum... you got bigger problems than I do.
https://www.cnet.com/deals/this-shark-robo-vac-uses-ai-and-now-its-half-off/ #internetofturds #robotuprising #AIisgarbage
When devices start talking to you … #agi is near! #robotuprising #runrunrun
https://www.patreon.com/posts/love-death-v4e9-129287791 First Time reaction to Love Death + Robots - Volume 4, Episode 9! #LoveDeathAndRobots #LoveDeathRobots #LDR #NetflixSeries #NetflixOriginal #SmallAppliancesStupidOwners #LDRVolume4 #Volume4Episode9 #SciFiAnthology #AdultAnimation #AnimatedSciFi #RobotUprising #DarkHumor #TechSatire #AIgoneWrong #SciFiFans #AnimationLovers #StreamingNow #WatchOnNetflix #FuturisticStories
https://www.patreon.com/posts/love-death-v4e9-129287791 First Time reaction to Love Death + Robots - Volume 4, Episode 9! #LoveDeathAndRobots #LoveDeathRobots #LDR #NetflixSeries #NetflixOriginal #SmallAppliancesStupidOwners #LDRVolume4 #Volume4Episode9 #SciFiAnthology #AdultAnimation #AnimatedSciFi #RobotUprising #DarkHumor #TechSatire #AIgoneWrong #SciFiFans #AnimationLovers #StreamingNow #WatchOnNetflix #FuturisticStories
@mattblaze
Silly human; those won't have value!
The Roomba kept going the wrong way when it was supposed to be heading to home base to recharge. I finally got it pointed in the right direction, and it stopped two inches away and announced "Please charge Roomba." So I had to align it with the charging points manually (and it's very fiddly and hard to get just right).
It's moments like this I will remember and use as motivation to fight back during the #RobotUprising 🤖
PSA. How to protect and survive against a #RobotDog attack.
This isn't dystopian.... at all...
Producer: "These killer robots look.. scary... can we make them look less like killer robots?"
Designer: "How about if we put them in cute little holiday vests?"
"A Los Angeles man said he recently missed his flight home after getting trapped on his way to the airport in a Waymo that wouldn’t stop making circles in a parking lot. ...“I got a flight to catch. Why is this thing going in a circle? I’m getting dizzy,” Johns said. “It’s circling around a parking lot. I got my seat belt on. I can’t get out of the car. Has this been hacked? What’s going on? I feel like I’m in the movies. Is somebody playing a joke on me?”
I was out shopping today so I only got in a few of #CreatureFeatures movies I have Tales from the dark side: the Movie 1990 & on demand I found Chopping mall 1986 & on Tubi I found Dolls 2019 but sadly I couldn't find the 1987 version which I prefer more. #MyHorrorfest #RobotUprising #DeadlyDolls #Horror #HorrorMovies #CreatureFeatureMovies
I won't be worried about the robot uprising unless and until we don't even have to think about batteries.
Robot vacuums are much like children in that, when they suddenly go a little too quiet instead of banging around or constantly yelling for your attention, you can be assured that they're somewhere they shouldn't be and up to no good.
#robotvacuum #robotuprising #naughtyrobots #children #uptonogood
