#ProgrammingMeme

R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: :FreeBSD: 🍵 :MiraLovesYou:rl_dane@polymaths.social
2026-01-08
Twitter meme

OCR as follows:

Anna Baas @venite - 2h
A friend learned COBOL and
received a codebase where the last

change was done in the 90s... by.
his. mum.


PN nobody @imaguid- 20m
: that's not how inheritance is
> supposed to work in programming
R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: :FreeBSD: 🍵 :MiraLovesYou:rl_dane@polymaths.social
2025-08-16

I made a silly #meme...
(about a subject I know very little about, aren't I endearingly comic in a rather annoying way?)

#Programming #ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingHumour #ProgrammingMeme #ProgrammingMemes

"Children swimming" meme:

Top panel: the parent is playing with the happy child swimming while the child off to the side is struggling to tread water.
Bottom panel: a skeleton at the bottom of a body of water

Captions:
Very top: "Memory-Safe" Languages
Parent: Programmers
Happy child: Rust
Struggling child: Ada, Python, Ruby, "Issue9" (a.k.a., golang)
Skeleton: Pascal, Perl, Lisp, I don't know, maybe just not sucking in C
2025-04-21

our director of tech at work sent me this and made my day

#RickAndMorty
#ProgrammingMeme
#regex
#copilot

panels from Rick and Morty: butter bot, labeled as copilot, asks "what is my purpose" to which Rick responds "Writing unit tests and regex" and butter bot responds "Oh my god"
brozu ▪️brozu@mastodon.uno
2025-04-12
Text-based image featuring a figure lifting a banner that reads, "Don't Push To Production On Friday." The design conveys a humorous warning about making changes to a project late in the week.
2025-03-31
Switch from AWS to Lolcahost and save 100k a month
Snowcx7
2025-02-25

4 years of programming experience, still feeling like a noob.

A cat being interviewed. The text says, "How long have you been programming? - 4 years. So you have lots of knowledge in this field." The second image shows the cat looking nervous and unsure.
Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2025-02-06

Internet is killing local libraries, but the Java class library will always stay with us 😎

#Java #ProgrammingJoke #ProgrammingMeme #Programming #Coding #FosseryTech

C++ try not to add footguns challenge (literally impossible)

#programmingmeme #programming #c++

Source:
www.modernescpp.com/index.php/reflection-in-c26/

A screenshot from the linked article titled "Reflection in C++26", showing reflection as one of the bullet points listed in the "Core Language" section
Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2024-05-17

POV when you forget to add a folder to .gitignore, and add it later when folder already exists

#Git #Gitignore #VC #VersionControl #Programming #ProgrammingMeme #ProgrammingMemes #FosseryTech

Me: In the project folder
Git: In the project folder
Me: there's a .gitignore file
Git: there's a .gitignore file
Me: it contains the line: __pycache__/
Git: it contains the line: __pycache__/
Me: so you have to ignore the __pycache__ folder
Git: so I track the changes of __pycache__ folder
Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2024-05-14
A line of Python code: x = not x
Woman yelling at cat.
Woman (math teacher) yells: That's illegal!
Cat (Python programmer) says: Nope.
Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-13

When you show an array to a Python programmer

#Programming #ProgrammingMeme #Python #DataStructure #Meme #memes #FosseryTech

Two women ("Literally all programming languages") yell at cat: That's an array!
Cat ("Python") says: Nope! It's a list!
Fossery Tech :debian2: :krita:fosserytech@mstdn.social
2024-03-22
A piece of ruby on a railway.
2024-01-05
I had this sort of reaction happen in real life on NYE when I was talking about coding problems. Someone at the party who was half listening stopped me in the middle and asked, “Wait what do you do for a living again?” “Programmer.” He is a nurse. #DevHumor #ProgrammingMeme #IRL
Two cell meme with a title over the whole thing “Everyone on my floor is coding”. The left cell shows a happy anime character with the text “software engineers” underneath. the right cell shows a scared anime character with the text “doctors” underneath.
TeaCode.ioTeaCode
2023-10-31

It's spooky season! Happy from TeaCode 👻

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