C++, the most bloated language in the world

https://lemmy.world/post/43045210

The IETF (@ietf) has made a remarkable amount of great April Fools satire of their own technical documents. They're definitely worth the read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day_Request_for_Comments. #ietf #aprilfools #humor #humour #satire #programmerhumor #programminghumor #internet #ascii #asciiart #parody #rfc #wikipedia #internethistory

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I created a `cat()` method that has no side effects. It is a purr function.

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Look how they massacred my boy

https://sopuli.xyz/post/40197460

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Rust be like 🙂
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[Unknown artist] Nerdy dad joke 🤣

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This illustration makes use of the double entendre of the techie word “cloud” to mean both a server farm and also those white-ish or grey puffy things up in the sky.

[Unknown artist] Fake it until always

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If this is not a good fit for the community let me know.

Edit: for people who can’t see hashtags, this is programming humor about a website (where people mainly only care about how things appear from the perspective of the end-user).

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Oh, how we all yearn for the good old days when "not acceptable" was the default state of graphics programming! 🚫✨ Apparently, even the server couldn't handle the mind-bending grandeur of "Bindless Oriented Graphics Programming" and decided it was better off generating an error than dealing with this nonsense. 💻🙃
https://alextardif.com/BindlessProgramming.html #graphicsprogramming #BindlessGraphics #servererror #nostalgia #programminghumor #technews #HackerNews #ngated

Tạo extension Chrome "Roastforce" nhắc nhở hài hước khi lưu field Salesforce không có mô tả. Không chặn lưu, chỉ "mắng vui" để cải thiện ghi chú. Đã mã nguồn mở! 😄 #Salesforce #ChromeExtension #ProgrammingHumor #LapTrinhVui #GhiChuHuuIch #DuAnPhu

https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1q6gbi2/i_built_a_chrome_extension_for_salesforce_that/

Ah, yes, because nothing screams "logical progression" like translating Shakespeare into a programming language that sounds like a medieval weapon. 🤡🔧 Rustling through your syntax errors has never been more poetic, nor more pointless. 📚💥
https://logicaffeine.com/guide #ShakespeareInRust #ProgrammingHumor #SyntaxErrors #LiteraryTech #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, joy! 🎉 Another ode to the almighty null pointer, where we learn that catching them is as easy as catching a cold in winter 🌨️. But wait, the "Billion Dollar Mistake" is just a misunderstood little rascal 🙄, because, really, who needs memory safety when you have "individualelement mindsets" to blame? 😂👨‍💻
https://www.gingerbill.org/article/2026/01/02/was-it-really-a-billion-dollar-mistake/ #nullpointer #billiondollarmistake #memorysafety #programminghumor #technews #HackerNews #ngated

In a shockingly predictable twist, someone finally realized 🤯 that software might be a more practical solution than summoning mystical #LLMs to tackle trivial tasks. The riveting revelation here is that, surprise surprise, #determinism actually matters! 🎉 Perhaps next they'll discover the revolutionary concept of "if statements." 🙄
https://lethain.com/agents-coordinators/ #softwaredevelopment #softwareengineering #programminghumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh wow, someone wrote a novel on numbers in Python! 🐍📚 Turns out, you need a PhD in rocket science to time adding items to a list. 🚀💡 Who knew opening a file wasn't instantaneous? Shocking! 😱
https://mkennedy.codes/posts/python-numbers-every-programmer-should-know/ #PythonNovel #PythonProgramming #DataStructures #FileHandling #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

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I recently touched code older than some of my colleagues.
It still works.
It has no tests, no CI, YAML, and no opinions about architecture.
Sometimes I think we overcomplicated survival.

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