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Bonus #Joke
Q: What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
A: Frosted flakes.

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Cartoon showing two people at a snowy bus stop. They are in very thick winter coats and their breath is foggy from the cold. The woman is holding s coffee cup and the man asks, "Is that an iced coffee?"

She looks down into her mug and replies, "It is now."

The artist is Mark Parisi, "Off The Mark".

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> Team A o team B? 😏😁😎 #NonBarate 😎 #Leggerezza #MarkParisi (Via Pinterest)

"I'm telling you, there's nothing worse than being stuffed with candy and hung on a mantel." 🪅 🧦

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A red Christmas stocking loaded with candy stews over a beer at the bar complaining to the patron seated next to him:

"I'm telling you, there's nothing worse than being stuffed with candy and hung on a mantel."

Seated next to him, a stunned donkey piñata stares straight ahead in shock at the tone-deaf remark coming from the stocking.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itis.

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Two slightly decorated Christmas trees. One is standing with its "arms" at its side, and an angry expression. In front if him is a box that says "Tree Stand." The other tree is reclining in a chair and looks quite relaxed. His box reads "Tree Sit."

The first Tree says, "I didn't know that was an option."

(Credit: Mark Parisi)

Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

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One-panel comic with two turkeys sitting around a crystal ball. One turkey is wearing a head scarf, like a stereotypical gypsy fortune teller. The fortune-telling turkey says, "I see you surrounded by family... Well, not YOUR family..."

[Copyright 2017 by Mark Parisi]

Bonus #Joke
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, a building can’t jump at all.

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One panel comic with a turkey, sitting in a chair in a lawyer's office. The lawyer is busily writing things down on paper. The turkey angrily says, "...And Farmer Brown gets nothing if I die under suspicious circumstances."

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> 🤣🤣🤣 #Nerdate #Leggerezza #MarkParisi (Via Pinterest)

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> Niente... Duro!... Duro!... #Leggerezza #MarkParisi (Via Pinterest)

@pierostrada L'immagine è una vignetta di un fumetto intitolata "Off the mark.com" di Mark Parisi, pubblicata nel 2021. Due draghi rossi, con corna e ali, sono seduti a un tavolo rotondo in una caverna. Il drago a sinistra ha un'espressione arrabbiata e dice: "Per l'ultima volta, soffiare non aiuta!". Il drago a destra ha un'espressione preoccupata e guarda il suo piatto, che è pieno di vapore, indicando che il cibo è ancora troppo caldo. Il tavolo ha due piatti, uno dei quali è più caldo dell'altro, con il vapore che si alza. La scena è semplice, con un'atmosfera umoristica e leggera.

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A person at the doctor's office. Doctor, reading a chart: Your stress level is high. Follow me to the lab...
Doctor at an open door smiling, patient crouched down, grinning, petting a happy yellow dog with a rapidly wagging tail. --from Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

#comic #webcomic #funny #markparisi

Comic about a dentist dog that steal the ball from a dog patient with the excuse of the intervention

By Mark Parisi

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Mark Parisi cartoon

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mind seems your only limitation in imagination, then there be people like...
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/848436017277238785/

#lego #bricks #duplo #markparisi #humor

@AbsoluteMemery other than Mark Parisi #markparisi #offthemark comic cartoon ...something drawn but spoilers:

uhm with spiders.
Scary Legs, when Simon's Cat #simonscat - chilled with a book on his couch, rather his owner do(n't)? xD

#youtube #funny #spooky #creepy crawlies made by #adobe #adobeflash #animation #animations #artist #artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jaOSNibkU

SO, WHAT makes YOU Grumpy?

#Emotions #News #SnowWhite #NewsCycle cartoon by #MarkParisi with a hat tip to #Disney.

In the top frame of this cartoon we see the seven draws (little people). Happy asks Grumpy; “Why so Grumpy?”, and Grumpy - looking at his phone - replies: “I’m reading the news”. In the bottom frame, Grumpy is seen showing the other six the news on his phone. Each one of their faces has changed to look just like Grumpy’s.

A cartoon by #MarkParisi

"Komm hierher! Du musst den grünen Geschmack probieren!" von Mark Parisi (offthemark.com)

Happy Halloween! Happy End of Spocktober! 🖖👻

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Far Side worthy. 😂 #MarkParisi offthemark.com

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