#LinuxHumor

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2026-02-06

Someone's true story that proves the XKCD. Young folks, talk to your *parents* about Linux, before someone else does.

hexbear.net/post/7574450

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2026-02-06

How is a computer like air conditioning?

hexbear.net/post/7573611

Eric The IT Guyitguyeric
2026-01-12

I've been enjoying sharing for . So, this felt appropriate!
Open source isn’t just software; it’s a community!

Shoutout to the meme lords who share their GIMP source files so the rest of us can remix with style. Community FTW.

dullbananas (Joseph Silva)dullbananas@lemmy.ca
2026-01-09
alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-12-10

Construction site I spotted while getting groceries. Thought you guys might get a kick out of the name of the construction company.

hexbear.net/post/7002855

The Linux Lighthousethelinuxlighthouse
2025-11-04

openSUSE 16 walked into Fedora’s room like:
“Nice setup… mind if I copy it?” 😏

Fedora: Anaconda WebUI, Cockpit, SELinux, Ansible, Btrfs (no Snapper).

openSUSE: Agama Web Installer, Cockpit, SELinux, Snapper + Btrfs, Ansible.

Basically Fedora with an undo button.
Different wallpaper, same playbook.😆

The number of vi/vim commands is relative to your age

lemmy.ml/post/37664204

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-10-16

I promise I won't run commands I don't understand...

hexbear.net/post/6444740

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-10-13

"And when you program proprietary, you're pair programming with the devil - a reminder from your friends at the FSF."

hexbear.net/post/6420626

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-10-13

One of us getting a summer job in "tech support".

hexbear.net/post/6413832

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-10-08

Arguing over the best distro - the best way to know you're talking to a Linux nerd!

hexbear.net/post/6372135

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-10-08

Computer terminology and double meanings.

hexbear.net/post/6371827

alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]alexei_1917@hexbear.net
2025-10-07

Terminal junkies be like...

hexbear.net/post/6355203

2025-06-14

[META] Escape the disinformation: Find an alternative community

sh.itjust.works/post/40163708

dullbananas (Joseph Silva)dullbananas@lemmy.ca
2025-06-07

Catholicchemistry.com is bill gates 😡

lemmy.ca/post/45644934

Farooq | فاروق [Master Patata]farooqkz@cr8r.gg
2025-06-03

Farooq sees 71% RAM usage on his poor laptop. And he opens htop and immediately presses M.

The processes are looking carefully at Farooq. And Farooq is looking carefully at them. Who is the Mafia and who is the Townie?

And then Farooq finds out tons of LibreWolf processes, consuming together much of the RAM...

Finally the death knocks the door of one of processes.

Farooq feels a relief. RAM usage is back to normal.

#Linux #htop #techhumor #shortstory #linuxstory #linuxshortstory #linuxhumor #opensource #unixhumor

Farooq | فاروق [Master Patata]farooqkz@cr8r.gg
2025-05-30

click click click doas pacman -S hexchat... returns few moments later... shoot I installed it on the remote machine...

Let's see the bright side! The remote machine wasn't a server!

EDIT: I think now you know why you need the hostname in your shell prompt.

#ssh #sshhumor #linuxhumor #dailynote #opensource #archlnux #techhumor #linux #unixhumor

GNU Taler (a swiss FLOSS alternative to Visa, Mastercard and Paypal) begins operating in Switzerland as Version 1.0 releases

lemmy.world/post/30222540

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