#Gauntlet

🌖🐙Philipp🐙Cthulhu-Kultist🐙🌔Shadowelf@rollenspiel.social
2026-02-12
2026-02-11

10-hour Superplay of Arcade Gauntlet
Gauntlet is one of the best games that Atari Games made, and is certainly one of the best known, but it's interesting how little even people who played it know about it.

Gauntlet has 100 levels, although seven of them take the form of an in-game tutorial. The first level has three exits; one if market EXIT TO 4 and anothe
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#retro #arcade #atarigames #gauntlet #longplay #mackey_special #retro

Retro Game BotRetrogamebot
2026-01-31

🎼 Random Retro Game:

Title: Gauntlet (1985)
Released: 1985-10-01
Platforms: NES, SEGA Master System
Also released on: PC, Xbox 360, Game Boy Advance, Classic Macintosh, Apple II, Commodore / Amiga, Atari 8-bit, Atari ST

(1985)

Cover image of Gauntlet (1985)
EfemĂšrides Videojocs đŸ•čđŸ‘ŸVJ_Efemerides
2025-12-02

Avui Ă©s el vintĂš aniversari de la publicaciĂł a casa nostra de "Gauntlet" per "Xbox 360" de đŸ•č🎼.

2025-11-15

Gut-Buster’s Gator-Grin Gauntlet: Atlanta’s Glory Hole Gumbo of Scales, Slime, and Southern Sizzle

Gather ’round, you slack-jawed shit-stirrers—it’s Gut-Buster Gallagher, overlord of the asphalt apocalypse, unloadin’ the most cock-eyed, cum-drenched clusterfuck of a tale from my grease-stained gospel. Last month at the Atlanta Thunder Run, I’m knee-deep in a keg of peach-flavored hooch that burns goin’ down like a jalapeño enema.

My ’72 Shovelhead’s throbbin’ like a blue-balled bull when this mullet-sportin’ dipshit in acid-wash jeans—goes by “Hipster Hog”—swaggers up, grinnin’ like he just patented the mullet mullet. “Geezer,” he drawls with a fake Southern twang, “wager your wheezy wreck couldn’t out-bang my solar-powered Schwinn in a glory hole gauntlet.”Glory hole gauntlet?

Motherfucker, it’s this moron’s rally ritual: hoodwinked hellraisers humpin’ through glory-glorified glory holes at a lineup of “lottery licks.” Loser inks the winner’s wang on their ass cheek with a tat gun tuned to “torture.” I’m ponderin’, fuck it—my road-weary rod’s plowed more furrows than a John Deere on steroids.

We don the hoods, mob’s bayin’ like coonhounds on crank. First portal: plush as a politician’s promise, slurpin’ like a Hoover on happy pills. Gurgles and gasps—bagin’ a belly dancer, no sweat. Gut one, tally ho.

Second slot: snugger than a gator’s grin, clampin’ like a bear trap with benefits. I’m piston’ like a porn piston, balls slappin’ wetter than a frog in a blender, when it starts buzzin’—vibin’ fiercer than my bike on a busted magneto. “Goddamn glory!” I roar, but the horde’s howlin’, “Gut-Buster! Gut-Buster!” Third orifice? A oozin’ orgy of ooze—slick, squirmy, and
 scaled? Somethin’s coilin’ ’round my crank like a lasso from Lucifer’s lapdog. I rip off the rag mid-plunge: Hipster Hog’s on the flip side, trousers tangled, with a live alligator from the swamp tour exhibit! Jaws chompin’ air, tail thrashin’ like it’s auditionin’ for Swamp Thing 2, and the beastie’s got my meat in a Mississippi death roll.

Hog’s cacklin’ till ol’ Snappy latches onto his love handles, turnin’ his hipster hide into gator chowder. We both bail, slathered in scales and scaly shame, spectators squirtin’ tears like faulty carburetors. Word is, the “jackpot jolts” were rally rejects: a Fleshlight factory reject, a feral ferret from the petting zoo, and a pissed-off prehistoric from the Georgia Aquarium’s reject bin. I claim victory by veto—Hog’s too tied up gettin’ his giblets unglomped at the ER, where docs stitch him up while snickerin’ about “Southern hospitality bites back.”But wait, it gets weirder.

Post-pummel, we limp to the afterparty in a gutted-out Waffle House turned whorehouse—neon sign buzzin’ “Batter Up, Bitches.” I’m nursin’ a black eye and a bruised banana when this tattooed temptress in a Daisy Duke do-rag slides up, reekin’ of bacon grease and bad choices. “Heard you wrestled a gator with your goodies, sugar,” she coos, her hand divin’ south like a gopher on gravy. Before I can belch a “yes ma’am,” we’re back-alley bangin’ against a dumpster that smells like yesterday’s grits and glory. She’s a tornado in thigh-highs—twistin’, grindin’, yowlin’ “Deeper, you scaly stud!” till the trash cans tango and a raccoon joins the chorus, rootin’ through our discarded drawers like it’s Mardi Gras.Climax hits like a Confederate cannon—fireworks in my fireworks factory—and we collapse in a puddle of peach hooch and passion sweat.

Power & Betrayal-Outlaw Motorcycle Club Life By James Hollywood Macecari

She winks, wipin’ her lips: “Next time, bring the gator. I like ’em snappy.” Stagger back to my Shovel, hog-tied but triumphant, revvin’ into the Georgia night with scales still shakin’ loose from my chaps.Lesson learned? In the South, bets bite back harder than bad BBQ, and glory holes hide horrors that’ll haunt your wet dreams. Atlanta? One helluva humpin’ ground. Who’s next for the gauntlet, ya yellow-bellied yahoos? Gut-Buster’s locked, loaded, and laughin’ all the way to the hoosegow.

#adultJokes #adultStories #Atlanta #biker #BikerNews #bikerNews1_ #Fleshlight #gator #gauntlet #gloryHole #insaneThrottle #jokes #motorcycleMagazine #mullet #outlawBikerNews1_ #rally #tattoo #WaffleHouse

Gruff "Gut-Buster" GallagherPower & Betrayal-Outlaw Motorcycle Club Life By James Hollywood Macecari
Retro Game BotRetrogamebot
2025-11-14

🎼 Random Retro Game:

Title: Gauntlet (1985)
Released: 1985-10-01
Platforms: NES, SEGA Master System
Also released on: PC, Xbox 360, Game Boy Advance, Classic Macintosh, Apple II, Commodore / Amiga, Atari 8-bit, Atari ST

(1985)

Cover image of Gauntlet (1985)
Retro Game BotRetrogamebot
2025-11-13

🎼 Random Retro Game:

Title: Gauntlet (1985)
Released: 1985-10-01
Platforms: NES, SEGA Master System
Also released on: PC, Xbox 360, Game Boy Advance, Classic Macintosh, Apple II, Commodore / Amiga, Atari 8-bit, Atari ST

(1985)

Cover image of Gauntlet (1985)
2025-10-30

Para la palabra de hoy acabé teniendo que hacer lo que no quería, intenté hacer a Vi (Arcane), pero no conseguí que me quedara ni medio decente, así que al final tocó volver al Guantelete del Infinito de Marvel.

#tintubre
#tintubre2025
#dia30
#gauntlet
#Thanos
#ElGuanteleteDelInfinito
#MarvelComics

Dibujo a tinta negra en una libreta tipo Moleskine. En el dibujo vemos el dibujo del Guantelete del Infinito, de Marvel Comics. EstĂĄ en posiciĂłn vertical, con la mano hacia arriba. Se trata de un guantelete metĂĄlico, muy recargado, con muchos detalles y bordes en relieve, asĂ­ como dibujos grabados en toda su superficie. En la zona de los nudillos se ven cuatro gemas engarzadas en relieves del guantelete, hay otra gema engarzada en el dorso del pulgar y otra gema engarzada en el dorso de la mano, estĂĄ es mĂĄs grande que las otras gemas y su engarce es mucho mĂĄs detallado que las otras. En la parte superior de la hoja vemos los hashtags #tintubre #tintubre2025 #dia_30 #gauntlet #Thanos #El_Guantelete_Del_Infinito #Marvel_Comics
🌖🐙Philipp🐙Cthulhu-Kultist🐙🌔Shadowelf@rollenspiel.social
2025-10-02

🗡🛡Heute geht es mal wieder ins Dungeon🛡🗡

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#twitch #twitchde #Gauntlet #smallstreamer #twitchdeutschland

🌖🐙Philipp🐙Cthulhu-Kultist🐙🌔Shadowelf@rollenspiel.social
2025-09-25

🗡🛡Heute geht es mal wieder ins Dungeon🛡🗡

twitch.tv/shadowelftv/

#twitch #twitchde #Gauntlet #smallstreamer #twitchdeutschland

TomatoGrilledCheese :saitama:TomatoGrilledCheese@famichiki.jp
2025-09-14

How #Gauntlet is possible on the #Colecovision with all those sprites is beyond me. On the NES all the enemies were a part of the background layer. (If I remember right) I don’t think the Colecovision can do that even though this game requires the expansion pack basically making it an MSX. It’s impressive to say the least for what the Colecovision is. #retrogaming

2025-08-02

Jesh & Zac’s 100 Facts About Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
Finding this one was a real treat for me. I'm so pleased that there are still people who care deeply about these weird arcade/console hack & slash games from a twice-defunct publisher. While in its final years it got renamed to "Midway Games West," it'll always b
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#niche #arcade #atarigames #gauntlet #GauntletDarkLegacy #GauntletLegends #JeshZac #MidwayGamesWest #niche

LanceroyLanceroy
2025-07-25

"Wizard needs food badly!" "Elf is about to die!" Gauntlet Dark Legacy was a non-stop fight for survival & gold. Does the grind still hold up, or is it a bit much by today's standards? Podcast retrospective coming!
🎧 Join the discussion: Linktr.ee/Lanceroy

LanceroyLanceroy
2025-07-23

Nothing beats the chaos of Gauntlet Dark Legacy co-op! Who was your usual partner in crime, and what's your wildest multiplayer memory? I'm reliving the madness on stream, and discussing it for the podcast!
🎧 Listen & Watch: Linktr.ee/Lanceroy

youtube.com/watch?v=j61vVy-3XqA

El Pregoner del Metallpregonermetall
2025-07-09
Retro Game BotRetrogamebot
2025-06-17

🎼 Random Retro Game:

Title: Gauntlet (1985)
Released: 1985-10-01
Platforms: NES, SEGA Master System
Also released on: PC, Xbox 360, Game Boy Advance, Classic Macintosh, Apple II, Commodore / Amiga, Atari 8-bit, Atari ST

(1985)

Cover image of Gauntlet (1985)

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