Somebody posted a photo of a #cybertruck hauling giant black plastic bags full of stuff on a Facebook group and made the predictable (and justifiable) “haha a dumpster” comment, and some white knight showed up to defend Tesla and Elon under every comment that made fun of the abomination. Then the original poster found their LinkedIn page and posted a screenshot—this white knight worked for Tesla.
The LinkedIn post was taken down for “doxxing”, but for a moment, it was glorious.
If anyone's wondering, despite Elon's outburst of psychotic dissociation from reality in today's announcement - see above - Tesla stock climbed $3.41 in after-hours trading.
#xAI #ai #spaceX #musk #ElonMusk #FuckElon #FuckMusk #FuckElonMusk #fascism #tesla #FuckTesla
Things are not going well in #Tesla. They are discontinuing the Model S and Model X; the only plausible reason for this action is that those models are not selling.
Tesla profits are down 61% year-over-year this quarter. The utterly failed Cybertruck, for some inexplicable reason, remains a product in their lineup (just kidding—we all know it’s because it’s Elon’s failson).
The Tesla brand is in the shitter. People aren’t buying their cars. Most remaining Tesla sales are Model 3 and Model Y, which have the thinnest margins, and experiencing downward pressure from collapsing used car prices.
Elon is trying to make their humanoid robots happen, which has to be the least plausible of his vaporwares. Remember, Full Self Driving is still not a product even after a decade.
Anyway, good job! Continue the pressure. Continue to frown at Tesla owners. Continue shunning Cybertruck owners. Refuse to ride in Tesla cars, even when your friends offer you a ride.
https://www.jalopnik.com/2087696/tesla-kills-model-s-and-model-x-to-make-robots/
THESE ARE THE WORST FUCKING CARS
https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/115784426490650617
seriously click it's a wankpanzer story
A TRILLION DOLLARS is 4 MILLION $250,000 homes. #FuckTesla #FuckElonMusk
I’m sorry, but I don’t think that sticker actually works.
Not only burning pieces of trash
But murderous piles of junk too
#FuckTesla #EndElmo the #SpaceNazi
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62919131/tesla-has-highest-fatal-accident-rate-of-all-auto-brands-study/
@briankrebs
😁😁😆😆😆
No, this will not stand, not while I'm alive. The "harm" to Tesla's sales can be directly attributed to their fuck faced leader, Elon. It's not the market, jackasses.
"According to Gizmodo, the move is a direct response to the ongoing trade war that has severely harmed Tesla’s Canadian operations."
https://mobilesyrup.com/2025/07/14/tesla-canada-slashes-model-y-price-by-20000/
The cybertruck hates water
Meanwhile the leaf:
On the Campaign Trail, #ElonMusk Juggled #Drugs and Family Drama
As Mr. Musk entered President #Trump’s orbit, his private life grew increasingly tumultuous and his #drug use was more intense than previously known.
#Musk #FuckElonMusk #Tesla #FuckTesla #GiftLink #GiftArticle
This is exactly the thing I didn't need. A spam from that fucking moron.
#FuckElonMusk #BoycottElonMusk #ElonMusk #Spam #NoSpam #FuckX #FuckSpaceX #FuckTesla
Via Hunter Walker on Bluesky: Spotted on 4th Avenue in Brooklyn
#fuckPeterThiel
#fuckPalantir
#fuckMarjorieTaylorGreene
#fuckElonMusk
#fuckTesla
#fuckAllOligarchs
#fuckOligarchy
may #Karma affect all these motherfuckers as much as possible because they put their money ahead of human lives
FUCK THEM ALL!!
