And speaking of miracles, yea, the #CosmicJoker favors pets too.
> Elderly dog miraculously survives after slipping off icy cliff in Virginia https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/us-news/elderly-dog-survives-after-slipping-off-icy-cliff-in-virginia/
Blessed be the #DivineHumor
Because sometimes the #CosmicJoker cuts a break for a guy. Miracles happen.
> Alabama man inexplicably survives being crushed by garbage truck while sleeping in dumpster: ‘That was a God thing’ https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/us-news/alabama-man-inexplicably-survives-being-crushed-by-garbage-truck-while-sleeping-in-dumpster-that-was-a-god-thing/
Blessed be the #DivineHumor
Again, the signs were there to be seen and heard, but as the "Good Book" stated: "But my people would not listen to me..."--Psalm 81:11.
Or as I often say, what do I know? I am not a pundit nor play one on TV.
Meanwhile the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor. (e)
> Babies born to white mothers now minority, Hofstra study finds
https://archive.ph/tSwbA
It's been coming a while now. Why yes, the signs have been there. If you wonder why the racists are so desperate.
So the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#FollowUp Made it to campus safely. In all the verbose emails admin sent as updates incl. brag on facilities folk clearing snow, apparently clearing parking lots so we can come to work did not occur to them. I managed to park by favor of the #CosmicJoker.
BTW, the 8am class got rescheduled as professor was not quite ready to bring class to the library. That is OK, we will try later.
#DivineHumor #DeathBlizzard2026 #weather #climate #ItinerantLibrarian
> UK considers Australia-style social media ban for children
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-launches-consultation-childrens-social-media-use-including-possible-ban-2026-01-19/
In stupid shit across the pond because you know the kids will just find the work around, and if the #CosmicJoker draws the right card, when they grow up to vote, I am sure they'll remember these assholes who took away their #SocialMedia and access to friends.
Some of us just realized that indeed what a joke everything is and heard the #CosmicJoker laughing. From there, I walk the path of the #DivineHumor.
Of course, YMMV.
> New Pew research shows most Americans who change religions do so by age 30, often drifting away rather than rejecting belief outright
https://wildhunt.org/2026/01/conversion-and-modern-spiritual-seeking-new-pew-data-on-religious-switching.html
#religion #pagan #heathen #occult #witch #esoterica #Christian
> Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
https://www.thedailybeast.com/health-authorities-issue-measles-alert-at-creationist-museum/
And the #CosmicJoker truly laughs now, so I laugh as well. 🃏
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
> MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell files paperwork to challenge Walz for Minnesota governor: ‘I want to save my state’ https://nypost.com/2025/12/03/us-news/mypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-files-paperwork-to-run-for-minnesota-governor/
LMAO. This has to be a test for MN from the #CosmicJoker.
Blessed be the #divinehumor.
While in our apartment we're not dirt poor, like many in this country, we are there barely. We probably will never buy a home or do some of those things gringos consider part of civilized society.
And there but for the amusement of the #CosmicJoker go we.
> Data Centers in Texas Could Lead to Blackouts in the Middle of Winter, Group Warns https://gizmodo.com/data-centers-in-texas-could-lead-to-blackouts-in-the-middle-of-winter-group-warns-2000691060
What do you mean the "strong, independent, robust, we don't need any help from anyone" Texan grid could fail?
That's just crazy talk, and so the #CosmicJoker laughs. Oh well.
> Kentucky deserves better than ‘jokes’ https://kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/kentucky-deserves-better-than-jokes/
And yet Kentuckians keep electing these "jokes" to public office consistently and proudly. This is the best the state can offer.
And so the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Except, now in the age of #AISlop they won't need workers to even run the machines or push the buttons.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor
> MAGA voters explain why they’re frustrated with Trump: “Not at all what I expected” https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/maga-voters-explain-why-theyre-frusterated-with-not-at-all-what-i-expected/
Translation: "He promised to hurt those other people I hate. Instead he is hurting me. WTF?"
And so the #CosmicJoker laughs. Blessed be the #DivineHumor
#SaveYouAClick: George Carlin, the prophet of the #CosmicJoker summed this up: the #RealOwners
> Who Really Owns America? https://www.counterpunch.org/2025/11/14/who-really-owns-america/
#ThisIsAmerica #corruption #exploitation #BringBackGuillotines #DivineHumor
Follow up, the student worker arrived a bit later than expected but DID arrive. Thank you #CosmicJoker. I am going home.
#ItinerantLibrarian #SundayLibrarian #ReferenceDesk #DivineHumor
> Google to invest $40B in AI data centers, workforce across Texas
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/energy/article/google-texas-data-centers-21172085.php
I am sure the "strong, powerful, completely independent that we need nobody" power grid ("but we borrow electricity from Mexico if need be") (as Texans loved to remind me when I lived there) will be just fine.
LMAO, who are we kidding. #CosmicJoker is shuffling the #DeckOfFuckery about now. Blessed be the #DivineHumor LOL
> USDA head says ‘everyone’ on SNAP will now have to reapply
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5606715-agriculture-secretary-snap-reapply/
Because there is #fuckery and assholery, and then there is cruelty.
So I pray to the #CosmicJoker that the #DivineHumor brings destitution upon them as they bring it unto others.
> Even with the Shutdown Ending, Millions Will Lose Food Aid https://otherwords.org/even-with-the-shutdown-ending-millions-will-lose-food-aid/
What? you thought with the #shutdown ending everything would be OK?
So the #CosmicJoker laughs. Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#YouGetWhatYouVoteFor #GOP #PartyOfStupid #RepublicanLite #SNAP #USGovernment #corruption #hunger #FoodInsecurity
I've been getting and hearing that message loud and clear in my cards and just in the signs and even the laughter of the #CosmicJoker. We need to do for ourselves.
As the Xian "good book" says, "el que tenga oidos que oiga."
Blessed be the #DivineHumor. (e)
