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Seen in a dating profile:
"I don't date [long ass list of people she does not date]"
:catthinking: Given the length constraints of the profile, it might have been faster to list those folks you *do* date.
:holdthepain:
Seen in the dating profile of a cishet bi-curious man:
"I"m bi-curious, so I'm looking for men and trans women."
:headache: The only thing missing is a "herpderp" at the end.
Seen in a dating profile:
"You really live only once."
:catthinking:
And yet, you wasted your one life on being straight. 😏
Seen in a dating profile:
"No WEIRODS!"
:catthinking: Weirods??? Methinks, you're the weirdo.
Seen in many dating profiles:
"I just want to see what's out there."
:catthinking:
Wow! You make such a compelling argument as to why I should be interested in you. Be careful! Out there be dragons and orcs! 😱
Seen in a dating profile:
"Looking for a part-time sub."
:catthinking:
"So you're a part-time sub, eh? 😏 "
"Yes, and when I'm not a sub, I'm a wolf."
Seen in a dating profile of a straight man:
"Here for women who are smart and successful. It's gonna hurt."
This was the entirety of the text of the profile. It came complete with pictures that were not of him. (How do I know? Well, one was from a movie. Another was of nature. And another one showed multiple people in the distance.)
Oh, the rancid smell of a fake Dom, stinking up the whole place.
I reported him to the app for the movie picture. I'm sure he does not have the copyright to post this as a profile picture.
I generally don't bother reporting people, but when I run into a fake Dom... Yep, I'm going to go the extra mile to get that stinker off the platform.
Seen in the dating profile of some bisexual woman:
"I'm fun easy going [...] No poly situation. No hookups. CIS gendered men and women only please. Straight men only."
Wow... I bet you are fun and easy going! I can just feel the opportunities here! /sarc
No, I cannot. I fail her test on three counts:
- I'm poly.
- I'm trans, male to nonbinary.
- I'm pansexual, and thus "not straight."
I love how, for this woman, queerness makes men undesirable.
She's been blocked.
:catangry:
What does work from home look like? Well it looks like work! Men hobbies women find unattractive: trolling Is there any shock with that?! #dating #wfh #workfromhome #profile #unattractive #lame #troll #trolls #trolling #datingprofile
I shit you not...
No, really! I shit you not...
I just got a ping on Feeld.
I don't get pings often. (For those who don't know. A ping is like a super-like.)
I look and... it is a ping from a straight guy. 😩 (I'm pansexual.)
Oh, but the ping comes with a message. It says, and again, I shit you not:
"Hi there. 🖐️"
This is it! This is the entirety of the message. Wow! I mean, the sexual chemistry here is palpable. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
(This was sarcasm.)
Truth be told, I don't need anything sexual in a ping. However, for the love of god, make your message connect with my profile. Examples:
"I'm autistic too!"
"I love squishmallows too!"
"I'm vegetarian too!"
"I was glad when I read 'kindness rules' in your profile."
I don't need a ton of text, but a modicum of indication that you've read my profile does help.
Moreover, this dude's profile explains nothing. It is one of those, "up for anything" profiles.
:why:
#dating #OnlineDating #SexualChemistry #SexualTension #DatingProfile
Seen in a dating profile:
"Alright, woo me."
This is the entirety of the profile.
:catthinking: I see it going this way:
"Woooooooooowoowowwowowwoooooowowoowowowoooo."
"Why are you behaving like a ghost? 😭 "
"You said 'woo me' and that's the only way I know how to woo someone without any context. 👻 "
Seen in a dating profile:
"Open to alot."
Aww... I'm sure the alot will be pleased.
https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
Seen in a dating profile:
"Sex, we love sex and fun."
This was the entirety of the profile.
:catthinking: Ah, yes. That's a very compelling case. I should pick this couple over everyone else, because, obviously, everyone else *hates* sex and fun. Gotcha!
:holdthepain:
Seen in a dating profile:
"Don Draper" as the profile's handle.
Way to label yourself as a toxic individual. "Darth Vader", "Dracula", "Sauron" would all be better handles. Why? These are creatures not meant to be real. They are over the top. Don Draper is imaginary, but his toxic behavior is rooted in reality.
Don't you dare put a date in this format in your dating profile in Feeld:
2025-07-23
It is going to bark at you that phone numbers in profiles are prohibited.
:holdthepain:
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Seen in a dating profile of a man:
"I am from the land of the Kama Sutra. 😏 "
:catthinking: I can just see how this is going to go.
"Happy to see we've matched. I am from the land of the Kama Sutra, you know. 😏 "
"Oh, cool! Have you read it?"
"Er... not exactly."
"Ah... that's a shame."
"Why?"
"Yes. Here's what they say about enlarging the penis: 'When a man wishes to enlarge his lingam, he should rub it with the bristles of certain insects that live in trees, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils, he should again rub it with the bristles as before.'"
"Fuck!"
"Now, I love a huge lingam. Let me fetch the bees."
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra_(Burton)/Part_7/Chapter_2
Seen in the dating profile of a straight man:
A series of pictures of a muscular guy, but with the face blacked out.
In the profile text:
"Face matches the body."
:catthinking: Am I to think the face, like the body, is *muscular*?
