#BrainFart

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-02-17

🎢 🎢 🎢 One night in bangkok and your #cobra gets milked… 🎢 🎢 🎢 #brainfart 🀣🀣🀣 Yeah I know silly stupid 🀷

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-02-17

Anyone else immediately remembered the sci-fi movie #Arrival from 1996? 🀣🀣🀣 #movie #brainfart 1/2

wandering.shop/@cstross/116082

Steve from Hex Gameskingyak@dice.camp
2026-02-15

It's newsletter day. Follow the link to read it, sign up to get it delivered to you by email. #Brainfart #Newsletter #DinerPunks #Reviews #WorldAnvil #AwardWinning #Postapocalypse

buttondown.com/Kingyak/archive

Smashing Framesblog@tante.cc
2026-02-06

The World That Was

It's easy to be overwhelmed by the world. I mean, look at ... everything. Massive ongoing wars everywhere, Fascism on the rise, exploding inequality. Shit is fucked up and more fucked up on a global scale than it ever was in my life time (I was born in 1979). And with the media landscape and notifications and 24 hour news it's hard to not feel overwhelmed. Every morning when waking up is basically: And it is important to be informed. To at least try to see what is going on in order to decide […]

tante.cc/2026/02/06/the-world-

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Luxiferaluxifera
2026-02-02

Chilling out at home after reporting to work when I didn't have to, given that today is one of my days off.

But I could have sworn today was Tuesday. I was utterly convinced it was, from the time I got up this morning to the time I got to work.

Brain-fart of the century.




:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-30

#brainfart me Zangiii u loong time xD

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-29

#brainfart #satire

move #foss break #capitalism 🀣

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-28

What is your native tongue?
#Vulgarian
:awesome: ✨ πŸ’« #brainfart #Shitpost #lmfao xD 🀣 🀣 🀣

Fart Mutterzwerg ☣️bolle@metalhead.club
2026-01-27

Wurde in der KΓΌche im GeschΓ€ft darauf angesprochen, dass ich wohl einen Putzfimmel habe. Dachte mir dann, lieber einen Putzfimmel als einen... Ach, vergesst es einfach πŸ™ˆ

#BrainFart

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-27

#CorvusCallosum #brainfart πŸ¦β€β¬›
🀣🀣🀣

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-26

#satire #Brainfart Ja, nee, ist klar, ne? Gibt ja auch so viele Handynutzer wΓ€hrend der Fahrt; ist ja nicht ganz unΓΌblich… wΓ€hrend ich mit dem selbstfahrenden Auto durch die Gegend cruise, so ungefΓ€hr 200 km/h auf der Autobahn, zocke ich auch nebenbei immer auf meiner PlayStation 6 mit den Aliens… πŸ€ͺ Wie wΓ€re es stattdessen mal mit flΓ€chendeckenden LΓ€rm-Blitzern? WΓ€re das nicht wesentlich sinnvoller? πŸ€”

geblitzt.de/bussgeldkatalog/we

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-22
:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-22

Move #fast & #breakdance xD #brainfart 🀣

Today I defined a function `bothOrNeither(a, b)`, wrote a test suite for it and implemented it as `(a && b) || (!a && !b)`, until I noticed it's literally equivalent to `a == b`. Well, I'm still keeping the function, communicates intent better in some cases, lol.

#Programming #Software #SoftwareDevelopment #BrainFart

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-14

₃,β‚β‚„β‚β‚…β‚‰β‚‚β‚†β‚…β‚ƒβ‚…β‚ˆβ‚‰β‚‡β‚‰β‚ƒβ‚‚β‚ƒβ‚ˆβ‚„β‚†β‚‚β‚†β‚„β‚ƒβ‚ƒβ‚ˆβ‚ƒβ‚‚β‚‡β‚‰β‚…β‚€β‚‚β‚ˆβ‚ˆβ‚„β‚β‚‰β‚‡β‚β‚†β‚‰β‚ƒβ‚‰β‚‰
#β‚šβ±

#brainfart

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-11

Peer survivor guilt, Munchausen proxy imposter syndrome. #brainfart #rofl xD

You're welcome #internet πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-10

If one can relate to these #selfrickroll xD #shitpost #brainfart xD a #winrar is U xD

top caption: congratulation

depcition of a old nes pixel art karate kata stance figure with head as the winrar icon which are bound books

bottom caption :a winrar is you
:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-10

#nevergetsold have your glasses on top of your head – search them for several hours …???…profit πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ xD hahaha #selfrickroll xD #shitpost #brainfart xD

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-10

#nevergetsold have an #ethernetcable on the floor over a long period of time rolle several times with your chair over the cable wonder why no internet …???…profit πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ xD hahaha #selfrickroll xD #shitpost #brainfart xD

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2026-01-10

#nevergetsold have two mice on the table grab the wrong one – wonder why the mouse input movement isn't working…???…profit πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ xD hahaha #selfrickroll xD #shitpost #brainfart

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