#warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-02

and khomeini's legacy and role in the shaping of iran's defence posture aside... he was 84.

i just wonder if there wasn't a fairly robust succession plan, and a bunch of equally battle-hardened but younger and sharper minds waiting to take up the mantle 🤷‍♂️

#uspol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-02

like... foot on the other shoe... if trump was suddenly out of the picture, do you think that would make US strategically weaker? cos i don't reckon he is adding a shit-ton of strategic value #uspol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-02

hey wouldn't it be weird if killing an 84 year old theocrat actually IMPROVED a country's ability to coordinate and defend itself? #uspol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-01

al jazeera feed is all
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EPL
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like even the folks where bombs are falling near US bases outside town wanna know about arsenal getting over chelsea #warpol #WorldPolitics #humanCondition

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-01

"perhaps i can make use of the burning coals that are the crater where the GIRLS PRIMARY SCHOOL USED TO BE" #uspol #warpol #worldpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-01

"might i pause negotiating for a moment and find some burning coals to cauterise my bleeding stumps where my hands used to be?" #uspol #warpol #worldpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2026-03-01

if you got your hands cut off while sitting at the negotiating table negotiating, then immediate clamouring for you to return to the negotiating table would feel a bit... premature, no? #worldpol #warpol #uspol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-12-30

what's next: its barbaric to shoot at officers?
#warpol #worldpol #uspol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-12-30

like, how is launching a missile at the leader of the invading army's house considered beyond the pale? isn't that precisely the house you should be shooting at? #uspol #worldpol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-12-30

sorry but EVEN IF there was a Ukrainian drone attack on Putin's residence.... so fucking what, exactly?
#uspol #worldpol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-12-06

Counterpoint: The necrotic claws of the rich clambering over each other to gouge the gold from the surface of the Earth is an amazingly appropriate trophy for Donald Trump and I'm kind of stoked they wrote his name on it. #USpol #worldpol #warpol #FuckFIFA #FIFA

dang that is an ugly fucking trophy, necrotic gold hands holding up a crappy gilded globe
🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-11-10

you can't have "ceasefire violations"

you either have a ceasefire, or you don't
once you have fire (cannon fire, rocket fire, drone fire, gunfire) you don't have a cease

you can't have multiple fucking violations and be a virgin, you're just not a virgin

you can't have multiple meat violations in your vegan cassoulet, its just not vegan

you can't have multiple nazis in your bar, its just a nazi bar now

et fucking c

#USPol #warpol #IsraelPol #FreePalestine

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-09-10

the perfect time to start world war three would be when the USA was preoccupied with the department of wor name change and you could counterfeit orders on bootleg military letterhead written in crayon
#USPol #worldpol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-24

ahhh see, trump forgot to get a "No Backsies" on the totally real ceasefire agreement. rookie mistake, and not something that you expect to see from such a seasoned businessperson and political mastermind. but i guess even a four dimensional chess set is wrong twice a day #uspol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-24

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PIZZA
- DiGiorno's second worse tweet ever #uspol #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-23

Somebody set us up the BOMB. Main screen turn on, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Move ZIG! NOW IS THE TIME FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. #warpol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-22

this barely sentient thumb needs to go, yesterday #nzpol #warpol #worldpol

news headline: US strike on Iran creates
'opportunity', Luxon says
picture of shitbird lame duck minority coalition prime minister
🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-22

nuclear winter solstice #uspol #warpol #worldPol

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-22

i wonder what life is like in the parallel universe(s) where this meme doesn't make sense #uspol #warpol #WorldPolitics

hotdog suit guy who crashed hotdog car into building exclaims 
THERE IS NOT ANOTHER MILITARY IN THE WORLD
THAT COULD HAVE DONE THIS
🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-19

which coin to move all my assets to now?
#warpol #worldPol

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