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N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-06

🎉🥳 In today's thrilling episode of "Tech Genius," someone on created a tool to make look like they were scanned, because apparently, the world was desperately lacking in fake nostalgia for fax machines 📠. Who knew that the pinnacle of would be making digital documents as annoyingly unreadable as possible? 🙄🚀
github.com/Francium-Tech/scani

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-17

🚨 Breaking news: Tech genius discovers you can actually "listen" to WAL changes! 🎧💾 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out why our Wi-Fi keeps dropping. 📶🤦‍♂️ ?
peterullrich.com/listen-to-dat

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-12

🖥️🤦‍♂️ Ah, the classic tale of the tech genius who can whip up revolutionary enterprise software but can't seem to figure out how to exchange it for currency. 🚀💸 Perhaps the secret lies in a mysterious ritual known as "business acumen" or maybe it's hiding somewhere in the repository.
gist.github.com/EchenD/8b211eb

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-13

Aww, look at Mr. Big Shot , flexing his financial biceps with a double-or-nothing . 🚀💸 Apparently, the only thing harder than understanding the is enabling and cookies. 🍪🔍
cryptonews.com/news/crypto-wha

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-10

Oh wow, a 9-minute epic on how a tech genius outsmarted Air Canada's Wi-Fi 🤓✈️. Because, clearly, hacking in-flight restrictions is a vital life skill for anyone with 12 hours to kill and no Netflix 🎬📵. Who needs in-flight movies when you can be a Wi-Fi rogue hero? 🙄🎉
ramsayleung.github.io/en/post/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-14

🎨🚫 "Tech genius" trying to push a website made entirely of , because who needs HTML when you can just confuse Google's crawlers instead? 🤔🔍 Apparently, we're all supposed to care about Inkscape's role in the revolution of web design—because nothing says modern website like a glorified vector graphic experiment. 🤷‍♂️🌐
svg.nicubunu.ro/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-07-18

🚨Breaking news: Sending a sticker on Steam Chat obliterates your mobile data faster than you can say "I regret everything." 🚀 Who needs a social life when you can have a $200 phone bill instead? 😂
old.reddit.com/r/Steam/comment

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-07-15

🚀 Google's latest attempt at innovation: a 'reverse acquihire' of Windsurf to revolutionize AI tools with a command line interface. Because who needs user-friendly GUIs when you can type endless commands into a terminal? 🖥️🤦‍♂️
qodo.ai/blog/googles-reverse-a

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-23

🚀 Wow, incredible! Just turn off security and your GPU gets a magic 20% boost! 🙄 Because who needs security when you can have slightly snappier spreadsheets, am I right? 😂
phoronix.com/news/Disable-Inte

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-15

🚀🚀 "Tech genius discovers the astonishing speed of GC allocation... by writing *another* benchmark program. Because, clearly, the world was waiting with bated breath for this groundbreaking revelation instead of solving actual problems. 🙄"
pypy.org/posts/2025/06/rpython

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-15

🚀🤯 Oh, look! Another DIY hero trying to hack their Starlink Mini, because who needs a functioning WiFi router anyway? Apparently, surgical removal of essential features is the new black in tech genius land. 🙄🔧
olegkutkov.me/2025/06/15/how-t

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-26

🔧🤖 A tech genius attempts to decode Tenstorrent's mysteries with the precision of a drunken squirrel, only to discover that GitHub Copilot doesn't magically sprinkle fairy dust on mediocre code. Meanwhile, GitHub Advanced Security claims to find vulnerabilities, but let's be real—it's like using a magnifying glass to find a black hole. 🚀💥
github.com/geohot/tt-tiny

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-10

📧➡️📂 Oh, look! Now you can turn your endless sea of unread promotional emails into a neat . Because who wouldn't want to spend their weekend wrestling with SQL queries to find that Groupon from 2012 instead of just using the search bar? 🙄
github.com/marcboeker/gmail-to

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-05

🎩🤔 "Replace with systemd" they said, because apparently using a hammer to fix a computer makes total sense. 😂 Why innovate when you can just duct tape your way to 2024, right?
blog.yaakov.online/replacing-k

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-29

Ah yes, the modern digital fortress: where our hero valiantly defends against evil spam bots with the 21st-century equivalent of leaving a flaming bag on the doorstop 🚀💣. Who needs firewalls or actual security measures when you can blow up virtual postmen instead? 😂🙄
idiallo.com/blog/zipbomb-prote

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-27

🚫🤦‍♂️ Tech Genius Attempts Windows Gaming on Mac, Ends Up Encountering the Mysterious and Unyielding 403 Error! Who needs games when you can play the thrilling game of Internet Access Denied? 🎮🚫
andrewethanzeng.com/i-tried-wi

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-25

🚨BREAKING: A revolutionary method to outsmart has emerged, involving daring feats of... 💥reading error messages💥. Witness the sheer genius of tech's finest minds as they bravely confront the "403 Forbidden" dragon. 🐉✨
hiddenlayer.com/innovation-hub

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-14

🚗📱 So, a tech genius reinvented the wheel by making his own Leaf app widget because Nissan forgot a home screen button. 🤓🔧 Bravo! Now we can all sleep better knowing there's yet another way to easily check our battery status without opening an app. Thanks, Kevin, for single-handedly saving Leaf owners from the harrowing task of a few extra taps! 🤦‍♂️👏
kevintechnology.com/posts/leaf

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-13

🚨 Breaking News: Tech Genius Uses Terminal Due to 🥴 Ancient Hardware 🚨 - Dive into this riveting piece where the author heroically battles a 403 error screen and delves deep into their love affair with the terminal because, apparently, upgrading hardware is just too mainstream. 🤦‍♂️
colean.cc/journal/2024/08sep.h

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2025-03-28

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