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Of course I had to make a matching #Batman to my previous #SUPERMAN print. Can’t separate the work husbands. Now excuse me while I binge #superbat fics until my eyes explode. #dccomics #BruceWayne

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My whole TL is full with #SuperBat #fanart today.
Did I miss anything important?😮

“Clark?”
“Yeah, Bruce?”
“Did you see that actor who used to portray you is now a bad guy?”
“Good thing for him, we’re fictional characters”
“True dat.”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Bruce?”
“Yes, Diana?”
“What’s that you’re wearing?”
“It’s my new nanoweave suit”
“…”
“What?”
“N-n-nothing. If anyone asks for me, I’ll be taking a cold shower”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Bruce?”
“Yeah, Clark?”
“Is that your new WayneTech nano weave suit?”
“Like it?”
“Uhm … where’s all the armor and padding?”
“Don’t need it. The nanoweave is more than enough. Why do you ask?”
“Uhm … you look … hot … like super hot.”
“Thanks”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Bruce?”
“Yes, Clark?”
“Did you give Barry Ritalin?”
“What makes you say that?”
“He’s been hyperfocused into reorganizing the library for hours”
“And?”
“Why didn’t you do it sooner?”

#superbat
#bromance
#superheroes

“Clark?”
“Yeah, Bruce?”
“Like the new suit I made you with WayneTech resources?”
“Uhm … yeah”
“…”
“I mean, it works great and is super comfortable …”
“But?”
“It looks like it’s painted on, and Lois keeps fainting when she sees me wearing it.”
“Good”
“Good?”
“Yup”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

[Justice League Watchtower]

Bruce: What’s the rule?
Everyone else:
Bruce: WHAT. IS. THE. RULE?
Everyone else: We don’t give Barry caffeine
Bruce: WHAT?
Everyone else: We don’t give Barry caffeine

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

[Batman hanging from the ceiling of Joker’s lair]

Joker: Hello Batsy! Miss me much?
Batman:
Joker: Cat got your tongue?
Batman:
Joker: Seriously, Bats … Nothing?
[The REAL Batman pops out of the shadows and captures the Joker]
Joker: WHAT IS THIS?
[The captured Batman dismounts. It’s Nightwing]
Joker: I should have known! Batsy’s glutes aren’t as hot as yours!

#superbat
#superheroes
#bromance

[The Watchtower]

Barry: Look! It’s Broody MacBroodington!

*** Clark laughs ***
*** Bruce glares ***

Barry: uhm? Sorry?

*** Clark grabs Bruce’s hand ***
Clark: No tranq
Bruce: FINE

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

Lex: I got you now, Kal-El! Next: World Domination!
Superman: Bro … Bro
Lex: What?
Superman: You never win!
Batman: He’s like a really dumb Sysiphus
Lex: Batman?
*** Supertrap shuts down ***
Batman: All your computer systems use WayneTech chips, D’uh!
*** Superman catches Lex ***
*** Lex begins to weep ***

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Clark?”
“Yeah, Bruce?”
“We’re hetero, right?”
“Yup”
“But we’re gay for each other?”
“I wouldn’t go THAT far, but kinda?”
“I’m so confused”
“Me too”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Hey, Bruce. Why the long face?”
“Well, my best friend is a Kryptonian alien with the kind of purity that makes Captain America look like an amoral monster, Clark, and I am not allowed to do what I really want to do because of him.”
“I’m your best friend?”
“That’s what you got from it?”
“I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND!”
“C’mon. Let me go.”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

Lex: Behold! Pink Kryptonite!
Superman: … and?
Lex: Why isn’t it working? It’s supposed to make you fabulous and super interested in interior decoration!
Batman: Lex, in case you haven’t noticed …
Lex: What? You two? A thing???
Superman: Bromance
Batman: Yup
Lex: I don’t even know why I try anymore

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Clark?”
“What’s up, Bruce?”
“What happened with the coffee maker?”
“Uhm. I sneezed in front of it.”
“So … no coffee?”
“I guess?”
“…”
“Don’t look at me that way. I’ll get you a new one.”
“You better, or it’s the red kryptonite for you.”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Bruce? Is that a lead lined compartment on your belt? What for?”
“Trust, Clark.Trust.”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Clark, your ice castle is a pigsty”
“Well, Bruce, the cleaning drones broke down, and the main computer doesn’t know how to fix them.”
“Fine. I’ll do it.”
“Clean?”
“No, fix the drones. Good thing you’re handsome.”

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

Lex (screaming at monitor): Those were combat drones!
Clark: They’re spelling “Justice” over Metropolis.
Bruce: Added synchronized music. Sousa felt right.
Lex: This was supposed to be a show of power!
Bruce: It is. Just… not yours.
Clark: You got out-hacked and choreographed.
Lex: I hate both of you.
Bruce: Good. We synced the finale to that emotion.

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes
#IndependenceDay
#Happy4thJuly

Clark: Beautiful, huh?
Bruce: Those are from Penguin’s weapons cache.
Clark: So… not technically fireworks?
Bruce: Nope. Ballistic explosives. I just redirected them up.
Clark: Should we tell people?
Bruce: Nah. Let ‘em enjoy the show.
Clark: You’re getting soft.
Bruce: You’re getting sentimental.
Clark: Touché. Pass me a hotdog.

#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes
#Happy4thJuly
#IndependenceDay