Why won't a #physicist run a #dairy #farm in the Alps?

He is afraid the his #cows would roll down hill.

#sphericalcow #physicsjoke #physics #joke #humor

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics is when you are coping by hugging about how weird quantum mechanics is.

#PhysicsJoke #CopenhagenInterpretation

There is a common misconception about redshirts in #StarTrek. The crew members weren’t actually wearing red clothes; they were just running away very fast, causing a redshift.

#PhysicsJoke

Then, either you know the momentum of the plane OR its position... but not both!

#physicsJoke #QuantumQuantum

aaaahahaha 🤭🤣 #PhysicsJoke #AdSCFT

https://xkcd.com/3077/

@abcfeeds they wont know until they open the box 😏

#QuantumJokes #quantum #QuantumMechanic #physicsJoke

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People often mis-square acceleration for speed. Especially when you drive an EV. #physics #physicsjoke #science #electricvehicles
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
"How much is it?"
"For you, no charge!"
#pun #PhysicsPun #PhysicsJoke

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One stops and says "I've been ionised"
"You sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
#pun #PhysicsPun #PhysicsJoke

A photon checks into a hotel.
"Do you have any luggage?"
"No, I'm travelling light!"
#pun #PhysicsPun #PhysicsJoke

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#October23rd #PenQuote #Einstein #TheLittleKnownComedian #ThePowerOfLove #PhysicsJoke

@forestine Maybe quarky? #PhysicsJoke #MonsterDon