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Skelton.failskeltonfail
2026-02-07

Skelton – Go SeaPatriots! 🏈

Skelton isn't sure which team to cheer for in the Superbowl because both teams have skull logos on their helmets… or so he imagines.
Skelton.failskeltonfail
2025-12-02

Skelton – Close Shave 🛴

Skelton shaves his beard, only to find that it seriously makes his chin look small, like he no longer has a jaw.
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2025-11-28

Skelton – Happy Turkey Day!

Skelton and Skeleturkey wishing you a Happy Turkey Day!
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2025-10-31

Skelton – Good Gourd! 🎃
-o-lantern

Skelton celebrates his favorite holiday by wearing his jack-o-lantern in place of his head.
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2025-09-22

Skelton – Brief Question 🩲

Skelton answers his fan mail and when asked the question "boxers or briefs" he holds up a pair of briefs that are the same size, color, and shape of his pelvis.
Skelton.failskeltonfail
2025-09-14

Skelton – Elegant Skeleton 🧐

Skelton finds his new facial hair to be quite elegant and thinks it detracts from his vanishing hairline. Skelekitty reminds him that he doesn't even have skin to grow hair.
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2025-08-30

Skelton – Rib Tickling 🤕

Skelton has some rib pain that's hurting him. His solution is to leave his ribs on the table and runs off to do whatever.
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2025-08-26

Skelton – Burnout! 🛞

Skelton makes his own fun, paints speed stripes on his Pacer and burns some rubber.
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2025-08-17

Skelton – At the Crossroads🚶

One of Skelton's readers asked why he crossed the road. Skelton said he lived on one side and worked on the other… not everything is a joke.
Skelton.failskeltonfail
2025-07-19

Skelton – Open Wide 🍔

Skelton orders a tall burger with many toppings. It's stacked too tall to fit in his mouth, so he removes his lower jaw to eat it.
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2025-04-26

Skelton – Tax Break, Bone Shake ☠️

Skelton gets a larger than expected tax refund and decides to buy a new car, a Hot Wheels car.
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2025-03-23

Skelton – X-Rated 🩻

Skelton receives his portrait in the mail, which is actually an X-Ray. He feels it captures who he is inside.
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2025-03-01

Skelton – News Flash

Skelton doesn't recognize the turn signal on his car's console and thinks the blinking light is an indicator of a serious problem, which will result in death.
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2025-02-22

Skelton – Get Out the Popcorn!

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2025-01-10

Skelton – Skelvis!!

Skelton replies to an email asking him if he's the skeletal remains of Elvis. Skelton steps out of the shadows wearing an Elvis jump suit and comments that he can't be because Elvis is still alive.
ClaudioMclaudiom@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-03

@jazzyeagle No, it's actually correct. #notfail #alwaysRUNBSD. 😎:smart:

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