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Personally I think folks should go on ahead and horizontal flip those photos so I can read the t-shirt. #Lazybones #flip #whatsatsayanyway

Here's a #cat photo just because. To make up for not tooting enough in the past months. #CityCats #StrayCats #CatsOfMastodon

I'd been taking snapshots of #cats, intending to post them for #caturday. But I hadn't been doing it. Why? Felt like too much work because mildly OC me likes to crop and straighten and resize and remove location info before posting. And I also gotta put a caption, right? #lazybones

Photo taken from above, of a cat mom and a cat tween laying on the sidewalk together, next to a hedge.

Freeloading is hard work. 🐾💤 #ProfessionalFreeloader #DogLife #NapChampion #FreeloaderVibes #CouchPotatoPup #LazyBones #PawsAndRelax #TooCuteToWork #DogHumor #SpoiledAndIKnowIt

Slakers: https://www.aurianneor.org/slakers/

#CICE #citizens #commongood #society #employment #France #generalinterest #good-for-nothing #idler #inactive #informal #laggard #lazy #lazybones #loafer #merit #money #paid #parasites #passenger #privileged #profiteers #publicmoney #publicservices #shirker #slakers #slugabed #sluggard #sluggish #socialassistance #socialVAT #solidarity #State #subsidies #taxes #ultra-rich #unemployed #universalbasicincome #volunteer #welfarerecipients #work #workshy #worth #ubi

#gospels sung by #PaulRobeson in the #interwars period.
#interbellum era was not only fun and happiness but also spiritually a busy period.

Listen to this very old #vinyl mono record. Songs like #lazybones

If laziness was an Olympic sport then I’d come fourth. That way, I wouldn’t have to attend the medal ceremony! #LazyBones

#February 1, 1904
#OTD S.J. Perelman, American #Humorist, is born.

In his #Book '#Acres and Pains' (1943), Sidney wrote his transformation fr/ a city #Lazybones to #Country squire. He also shared the relatable frenzy caused by #SeedCatalogs:

"The children need a #Pumpkin for #Halloween & let's have plenty of #Beets. We can make our own lump sugar!

Then someone discovers the #Hybrids: the #Onion crossed w/ a #Pepper or a new vanilla-flavored #Turnip that plays the 'St. James Infirmary Blues.'"

S.J. PERELMAN once said,
To lock horns with
Nature, the only
equipment you really
need is the constitution
of Paul Bunyan and
the basic training
of a commando.

Image of Paul Bunyan statue in Bangor,
Maine

Date: 2006-09-04

Credit: Dennis Jarvis

License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0

View file on Wikipedia

The cover of Acres & Pains shows a sketch of SJ Perelman dressed as a country squire - straw hat, plaid shirt, and britches.

Closeup of Stinging Nettles.

In 1932, SJ Perelman and his
wife bought a farm in Erwinna, PA
which he called "Rising Gorge.'
He called the place "an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes [loans] containing a fool and his wife
who didn't know enough to stay
in the city."

Black & White Photo of SJ Perelman with Harry Potter Glasses, mustache, and bushy eyebrows.

Someone had a hard time getting going this morning…
#jackrussell #dogsofmastodon #Lazybones

I've been sitting in bed for 2 hours. One cat is on my legs and another is on my feet. I wonder where the 3rd cat is?
And I can see my dog sleeping on the other side of the gate.
I'm getting hungry.
Dammit.
I have to get up to go to the kitchen for food.
:blobcatcry2:

#LazyDay #LazyBones #LetSleepingCatsLie

Lazy bones

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats
#LazyCat
#LazyBones

@revjss
Probably for the same reason we'd rather talk about terraforming Mars than reforming Earth… dreaming doesn't make you sweat like hard work does. #Lazybones