Lmst

if I could not turn them off, the flashing lights would drive me to pick up a hammer

duck in coat, bow tie, and glasses about to "hit any key" with a large mallet

Dites, les cinéphiles, on peut se fier à AlloCiné et SensCritique pour l'orthographe du prénom d'un personnage de film ? (un ou deux t dans ce prénom, #KillMeNow, neuh, #MaVieDeCorrectrice)

Můj přirozený respekt ke stáří a příbuzným se pomalu rozmazává v čekárně plné lidí, když objekt mého respektu zvýšeným hlasem popisuje své gastrointestinální pochody a hygienické procedury a žádá si mou reakci a názor na sdělované a ignoruje moje úpěnlivě do ucha skrze zuby drcené prosby o to, aby si vzala naslouchátko s tím, že je pro ni údajně nepohodlné.
#killme #killmenow

I'm using dd to clone a 1Tb disk. It seemed to be taking ages, so I checked the collective knowledge ... around eight hours is typical! Kill me now!

#dd #clone #KillMeNow #Waiting

My local #cafe is #depressing.

Its situated amidst medical specialty offices, just off the main highway that runs through town.

Two wall mounted TVs playing sports shows that no one is watching.

Background music is a series of cover songs of what was popular music from the 2000s.

A series of uncomfortable chairs and tables to chose from.

The #coffee is just... not good.

The wifi does work.

#sad #killmenow #whyisthissohard #goodwifi

Říkal jsem, že má nahlas notifikace? #killMeNow

En vrai avec l'IA y'aura davantage d'avenir dans la fonction publique qu'ailleurs pendant un temps. On met tellement de temps à s'adapter !
Réflexion en direct de ma rentrée à bosser sur un logiciel de l'administration, avec son interface à la Windows 2000, qui met 14 plombes à charger.
#KillMeNow #RendezMoiMesVacances

Q The landlord testified that that was for the sump pump.
A The sub pump was a separate issue. With Carl. Two different companies.
Q All right.
A We just went over that.
Q Yep. And that's -- that's not -- that was not the testimony of the landlord.

HOW IS IT THAT THIS DID NOT RESULT IN A FUCKING OBJECTION FROM OPPOSING COUNSEL?

#KillMeNow #LegalTranscription

oh, fook… #KillMeNow

https://mastodon.social/@CuratedHackerNews/114584255491070618

That was a brutal day. Accounting is a form of torture for my brain.

The quarterly BAS used to be tolerable, but since being pushed into subscribing to MYOB via their online app it's turned into a complete cluster fuck.

Once you make a mistake, you can no longer find it. And what I most need from my accounting software is to help identify when something is not right.

#MYOB #KillMeNow

Kinderen (van mijn zus) doen me vaak wensen dat ik m'n oren kon uitschakelen.
#GeenRust
#HyperAcusis
#Misofonie
#KillMeNow

"Q How'd you get into the electrical (sic) guitar?"

You'd be forgiven for thinking this ADA was 90 years old. They're not. The ADA is in her mid forties.

#KillMeNow #LegalTranscription

It's a minor day drinking and listening to loud industrial music to push the creeping horror of The Fuckery back into a compartment so I can finish documenting this code refactor kind of day.

Having a normal.

#transprogrammers #garbagefireamerica #killmenow

#AGI is just around the corner!

#KillMeNow #Humor (or lack thereof)

The Democratic Attorneys General have stood tall. The court will certainly throw out the Executive Order on voting. Trump will have to declare a national emergency to suspend voting. On the upside we'll all be dead before then. #KillMeNow #MyRetirementIsGone #Help #NoMoreVotingForYou

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjiafkey2cokiupsxpswqlk7/post/3llynn3uxw22p

I'm confident I'm awake, but I'm also sure I'm in the middle of the worst nightmare ever. A third term? Fuck me. #TwilightZone #KillMeNow #TsaristTrump #OnlyTheGoodDieYoung #Resist #RiseUp #ResistanceFighters #TenMillionPersonMarch

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