Cat Lady's Reward
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Blinding #halogen lights flashed on as the loudspeakers blared, “Five minutes to your favorite episode of ‘Blue’s Clues.’” Then static and feedback.
“It was my favorite at age five, for heaven’s sake,” she muttered, but not low enough. “Do Bee” heard. “Don’t be a Don’t Bee,” screamed the speakers.
Another night of endless Blue’s Clues and now punishment for mentioning that other place.
The image played back of that Joe Namath look-alike, saying, “This is your ‘reward’ for failing to be a meek, mild, childbearing, Christian woman.”
The #point(less) end to an independent life as a childless cat lady. Amen.
Blame @tobadzistsini for this one. I take no responsibility. (The story, not the YouTube clip. That is my Don’t Bee deed of the day.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtI1t_3wWLM
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