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The Sacred Oil of Life 😭

You ever have one of those moments where you very clearly explain something “don’t hold it sideways or the oil will spill” and then immediately watch the exact opposite happen? Yeah, Max knows that pain.

One second, he’s trying to share a chill sesh with the new roommate. The next, the “sacred oil of life” is dripping away while she keeps talking like nothing’s happening.

And while most people would’ve drawn the line right there, Max and Aria let her stay. (Housing is a human right, after all.) Of course, a couple months later she disappeared without a word — but not before “borrowing” a few things she never returned. 🙃

So no, Max and Aria didn’t kick her out for spilling the oil. But let’s be real: anyone who doesn’t respect the sesh was probably never gonna be a good roommate anyway.

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Hey, what are you doing all the way down here? Well, since you came, here’s an update on us and our comics! We’ve still been working a lot at our jobs, we’re both really burnt out, and I (Aya) personally had some serious medical issues over the past month (I was in the hospital just a couple days ago), which has all been making it hard to keep posting on a consistent basis. We are still trying very hard though, and we have tons of new content ready-to-go, it’s just kind of an issue of time, energy, and ability right now. Thanks for hanging in there with us, and we promise you more content as soon as we can!

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Sometimes, ya just gotta ask.

And the response is key.

“Nope”: They don’t.

“Yup”: Potentially. Requires further clarification.

“💨 what?”: They’re definitely one of us.

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Chill, snooze, repeat.

Max has unlocked the ultimate chill-day rythym. He get’s comfy with his favorite pastime, drifts off into dreamland, then wakes up just in time to… well… get comfy all over again.

Sometimes, the best kind of productivity is perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing. And Max is clearly at the top of his game.

What’s your lazy-day routine? 😴

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Sharing is caring.

Max is vibin’ on the couch when *bonk* a surprise nudge from a very determined feline disrupts the peace. He looks over to find the biggest, cutest kitty eyes staring back at him 👀

Clearly, someone wants in on the chill time. So naturally, Max sets up a little treat for his cute companion, and the two of them ride the waves of relaxation together, side by side on the couch, looking like a couple of seasoned gardeners 🍃

Who says hoomans get to have all the fun?

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Ah, the good ol’ PDT.

“Do you have a paperclip?” Not a give-away.

“You got a push pin?” Not revealing of anything.

“You got a pokey-downy-thingy?” Yep, they’re one of us.

If you’ve been part of the gardening community for a while, you’ve undoubetly heard this term or it’s abbreviation. While it may possibly be used by someone outside the community, it is generally a phrase used to describe an item that pushes herbs or resin through the air intake pathway. 🧐

Use this term with caution, as you may out yourself.

What are some other tell-tale signs of a grass enthusiast?

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Take credit where it’s offered.

Sometimes, someone will say thanks to you for something you didn’t do. While it might not always be appropriate to accept the gratitude, in some cases it is. And in this particular case, it’s perfectly acceptable and even encouraged.

In this comic, Max sets himself up for his next sesh before realizing he needs to go check the mail. He leaves for twenty minutes (the mailbox is pretty far away) then comes back to a fully-loaded piece. Max, like the appreciative boyfriend that he is, thanks Aria for the bowl without a second thought. Aria gracefully accepts the credit and says “any time.”

It’s a win-win. Max gets to feel extra special, and Aria gets some brownie points. It doesn’t get any better than that.

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Gotta stock up.

Listen, Max and Aria use a lot of rubbing alcohol. For cleaning purposes. Cause they gotta get that glass clean at any cost. But sometimes the cost is lower, so that’s when they stock up and get judged by the cashier.

Cleaning glass pieces can sometimes take a lot of work, especially if you’re like Max and go for long periods without doing so. So it can take A LOT of rubbing alcohol and other cleaning agents. It’s good to have a lot on hand.

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ANY TIPS?!

How in the world are we supposed to clean these things? We’ve tried salt, hot water, vinegar, and selling our souls to demonic entities, but nothing has worked so far (the demons wanted nothing to do with our pieces).

Those water spots stick around like a clingy ex, and the sticky black patches are more persistent event promoters in Vegas.

We’re at our wits end with our glass.

Got any go-to methods for cleaning your pieces? Tell us in the comments. We’re desperate.

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Max needs to work on his posture.

He’s got the right idea… sometimes…

When he’s gardening, he knows exactly what to do: align the head and hips, enagage the core, and maintain an s-curve. But when he’s chillin’, it all goes out the window. It’s like good posture is his old friend that he catches up with occasionally and completely forgets about until the next hang-out.

But don’t worry, Aria judges him for it so you don’t have to.

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The Lighter Test 🔥😏

You know what it is. You borrow someone’s lighter, flip it upside down, and it’s burnt to a crisp. Like, scorched. And kinda melted.

It’s a telltale sign of… well… that one activity. They been packin’ down some hot coals with that thing 🤣

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This one’s a little nod to where She Don’t Even Smoke got its name. Inspired by certain lyrics by Juicy J, it’s about that moment when someone who doesn’t normally partake decides to try rolling with their own hands.

She rolls with confidence and pride… only to instantly regret everything the moment she tries the next step. 😮‍💨

This comic captures that sweet and silly dynamic some couples have: when one person dives in all-in, even if it’s not exactly their usual thing. It’s love, effort, and a little bit of embarrassment all bundled into one.

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One of them is always saying “just a sec,” and the other is always believing it. But somehow that ‘sec’ keeps resetting. It’s a time loop 😵‍💫

They’re trapped in a limbo of mismatched timing and secondhand motivation 😮‍💨💞

Leaving the house can be a 7-stage process when you’re two chill people with different loading speeds.

But hey, they get there eventually.

Together…

Kind of…

Eventually…

Maybe… 😌✨

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Max was all ready for a chill late-night sesh on the couch. Aria says goodnight and heads to bed first, leaving Max to his own little vibe time. 🛋️

Or so he thought.

Max checks his stash, hoping to do some more gardening, but the jar is empty 😭

And just like that, his solo night turns into an earlier than expected bedtime. At least he’ll get some sleep? 😄

Max may have had a different plan, but let’s be real, ending the night next to your favorite person? That’s a win 🩵🧡

We know, we know, shoulda stocked up, but hey, don’t tell you don’t forget things sometimes 😉😂

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