DuckDB finally discovers the ancient art of #encryption, like it's 1999 📆🔐. They pat themselves on the back for adding "cutting-edge" features that every other database had a decade ago, while the world collectively yawns 😴.
https://duckdb.org/2025/11/19/encryption-in-duckdb #DuckDB #AncientArt #DatabaseFeatures #YawnFest #HackerNews #ngated

OrioleDB's #Bridged Indexes: because who doesn't love yet another revolutionary #database feature that promises to fix problems nobody knew existed? 🤔🎉 Let's all pretend this complex #tech jargon will change our lives while we secretly Google "Btree" like it's a trendy new diet. 🍽️📚
https://www.orioledb.com/blog/orioledb-bridged-indexes #OrioleDB #Indexes #innovation #Btree #databasefeatures #HackerNews #ngated