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I have a friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Why was the jet always calm? Because it knew how to keep its altitude.

What do you call a nervous pilot? An air-head.

To the man in camo that stole my watch, you can hide but you can't run.

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One low-budget hockey team refused to spend a lot of money on equipment. They were cheap skates.

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What is a criminal's favorite berry?

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Q: What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?
A: A polar-oid.

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Q: Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A: Aunt Arctica.

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Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

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Okay, that was a good one.

Noel: "I don't like giants. I'm afraid of them."

Sandi: "That's fee-fie-phobia."

Heh.

A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces.

“No way”, says the librarian, “You won’t return them.”

New dig dropped: "This guy is so average, he wears a double-extra medium."

Wie heißt die islamistische künstliche Intelligenz?

"Al KI-da"

Danke, ich finde selber raus.

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