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Jura Kubajurakuba
2026-02-05

Cows' Chess 🎨
on , 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com

Cow chess figures standing alone in font of each other on the chesboad surrownded by the meadow of white flowers by Jura Kuba Art from Mainz, Germanz. Original humorous oil painting on stretched canvas for sale, 60 x 50 cm. Sides are painted. Ready to hang.
Sean Murthysmurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-06

I have no issues with this service but a *tailor* does this? 🤔🪡

An actual sign in #India; picture received on another social app.

#tailor #signs #English #communication #comical #unintentional

Up shot of a business signage: white background, blue border, red and blue lettering: SANTOSH TAILOR Specialist in: ALTERATION OF LADIES & GENTS
Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-07

Rosine, The Cow 😊
on , 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com

A painting of a young Holstein-Friesian cow standing in the wild flowers meadow and staring out of the turqouise frame. Humorous animal painting by Jura Kuba Art (Jurate Daniel) for sale. Oil on stretched canvas, 60 x 50 cm, sides are paited, ready to hang.
TJtj_q8@pixelfed.social
2025-06-10
Driving With RP Be Like... (2019);

I feel that I've posted this one before. If I did, apologies. Today I was supposed to go to the hospital to check for a possible dental surgery, but I couldn't go because of the headache (still there while typing this). Anyway, I've been told that it was a good thing that I didn't go because there is a great deal of bureaucracy that needs to be done first. Meh.

Anyway, this is a shot that I've taken for RP month (February) of 2019. Initially, I called it a fail. Later on though (months later maybe), I've edited it to what you see now. Fun project!

#RP #RetinitisPigmentosa #comic #comical #funny #humor #humorous #goodmorning
Rey Ersoariareyslay
2025-04-17

In they've replaced voices with versions of and mocking them 🤣. The fall of has never been so .

businessinsider.com/elon-musk-

News article quote highlighting the section that reads: In one video showing an AI Mark Zuckerberg voice at a crosswalk, the synthetic voice can heard saying, "Hey, it's Zuck here. I just wanted to tell you how very proud I am of everything we've been building together. From undermining democracy to cooking our grandparents' brains with AI slop, to making the world less safe for trans people. Nobody does it better than us, and I think that's pretty neat. Zuck out!"Screenshot of news article quote: In one video, Musk's AI-generated voice says, "You know, they say money can't buy happiness, and yeah, okay, I guess that's true. God knows I've tried. But it can buy a Cybertruck, and that's pretty sick, right? Right?" The voice then curses and mentions being "so alone."
Semenkosemenko1979@friendica.world
2025-02-17

Been there, done that.

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Semenkosemenko1979@friendica.world
2025-02-17

You had me at chocolate

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Semenkosemenko1979@friendica.world
2025-02-17

Adulting...

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Semenkosemenko1979@friendica.world
2025-02-17

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #standup #lgbtq #2slgbtqia

Video of a female standup comedian (not sure her name).

People still get confused by lesbians right
Sometimes my partner and I still get asked
"Which one of you is the man?"
I mean neither of us obviously
That's the fucking point but
I don't even know how to answer
Its like well
She makes about 30% more than me
If that's what you're asking

Semenkosemenko1979@friendica.world
2025-02-17

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

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I finally got to see my Doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my bottom but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.

Semenkosemenko1979@friendica.world
2025-02-17

I think I need to lighten the mood of my feed. So I'm gonna try and throw in something funny and/or cute/or cool every once in a while.

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

Text:
Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning, Nestle in the afternoon.

Suzannesemenko1979@pixelfed.social
2025-02-17
Been there, done that.

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing
Image: Black and white cartoon comic with four panels. By Sarah Andersen. Panel #1: A woman in bed addressing her bodily organs, "Is everyone ready for sleep?" Panel #2: The Brain replies, "Yes!" The Heart says, "Yup." The Lungs (I think) repond, "Yep!" Panel #3: The Bladder is shown and it appears to be crossing it's legs like it has to go to the bathroom. A speech bubble says, "Bladder?" Panel #4: The Bladder is still crossing their legs and answers, "I don't know."
Suzannesemenko1979@mstdn.plus
2025-02-17

Been there, done that.

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

Image: Black and white cartoon comic with four panels. By Sarah Andersen. Panel #1: A woman in bed addressing her bodily organs, "Is everyone ready for sleep?" Panel #2: The Brain replies, "Yes!" The Heart says, "Yup." The Lungs (I think) repond, "Yep!" Panel #3: The Bladder is shown and it appears to be crossing it's legs like it has to go to the bathroom. A speech bubble says, "Bladder?" Panel #4: The Bladder is still crossing their legs and answers, "I don't know."
Suzannesemenko1979@pixelfed.social
2025-02-17
#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #chocolate
Background Image: Stack of chocolate bar sections. Text: When life gives you lemons, throw them away and ask for chocolate.
Suzannesemenko1979@mstdn.plus
2025-02-17

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #chocolate

Background Image: Stack of chocolate bar sections. Text: When life gives you lemons, throw them away and ask for chocolate.
Suzannesemenko1979@pixelfed.social
2025-02-17
Adulting...

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing
Image: The image is of 7 gold stars (the ones they used to give out when you were in school) #1 says "I tried." #2 says "Only cried once today." #3 says "Bit someone today." #4 says "Didn't bite anyone today." #5 says "Did not commit arson" #6 says "Committed arson." #7 says "Good noodle." Text: Sometimes adults need gold stars too.
Suzannesemenko1979@mstdn.plus
2025-02-17

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing

Image: The image is of 7 gold stars (the ones they used to give out when you were in school) #1 says "I tried." #2 says "Only cried once today." #3 says "Bit someone today." #4 says "Didn't bite anyone today." #5 says "Did not commit arson" #6 says "Committed arson." #7 says "Good noodle." Text: Sometimes adults need gold stars too.
Suzannesemenko1979@pixelfed.social
2025-02-17
#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #standup #lgbtq #2slgbtqia
Suzannesemenko1979@mstdn.plus
2025-02-17

#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing #standup #lgbtq #2slgbtqia

Suzannesemenko1979@pixelfed.social
2025-02-17
#humor #funny #comedy #funnies #humorous #comical #laughs #witty #hilarious #amusing
Descriptive Text: I finally got to see my Doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my bottom but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.

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