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N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-19

🚨🔧 Oh no! The epic saga of circuit-building vibes and fails! Turns out, the real problem isn't circuits—it's your browser breaking down like a cheap watch ⏰. Grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch as users scramble to find a browser that can handle the rigorous demands of modern web browsing!
twitter.com/beneater/status/20

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-17

Oh, look! It's the afterlife of Dilbert, where your access to corporate satire is blocked by the ethereal gatekeepers of JavaScript and cookies. 😂 Because who doesn't want to spend their eternal life enabling browser settings? 🙄
astralcodexten.com/p/the-dilbe

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-11

⏳ Ah, the hubris of technologists! Two years ago, our protagonist had grand biomolecular insights that promised to reshape the universe. But fast forward to 2026, and we're still waiting for their browser to load. 🔄🍪🚫
owlposting.com/p/a-2026-look-a

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-28

Ah, yes, the classic 'Enable and cookies' chant—a timeless hymn of internet incompetence. 🥱 Because nothing says "technological sophistication" like shouting at your screen while your browser holds your hand through the embarrassment. 🙄💻
prettygoodblog.com/p/shut-up-a

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-26

🤖✨Oh wow, an 11-qubit processor! Almost as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least they nailed those fidelity percentages—because 99.10% just screams cutting-edge technology, right? 🥳 Maybe by the next millennium, they'll manage to load their website without giving your browser an existential crisis. 💻🚀
nature.com/articles/s41586-025

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-10

In today's breaking news, a website insists you enable and to experience the monumental discovery of... . 🍪🔄 Because nothing screams "life's greatest mysteries" like browser settings and a spinning wheel of wait. 🙄🔍
neal.fun/size-of-life/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-06

Ah, the joys of modern journalism! 📰 Want to learn about 'Autism's Confusing Cousins'? Too bad, because all you're getting is a reminder to enable JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔒 Because nothing says "cutting-edge science" like battling your browser settings. 🙄
psychiatrymargins.com/p/autism

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-04

😂 Oh, the irony! An insightful journey into DRAM prices, if only your browser wasn't stuck in 1995! 🚫🍪
pcpartpicker.com/trends/price/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-28

Oh, the epic of spanning millennia, brought to a screeching halt by the most formidable foe of all: your browser settings! 🖥️➡️🛑 Apparently, ancient medicine can't conquer the mighty toggle. 🙄🔄
worksinprogress.news/p/the-thr

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-13

🚀 Oh, look! Another overhyped browser extension claiming to "de-enshittify" the web. Because obviously, the solution to internet clutter is installing more nonsense and following a convoluted script-installing scavenger hunt. 🙄🎉
tweeks.io/onboarding

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-07

Ah, the noble quest to illustrate the intersection of 7 inscrutable sets, brought to a screeching halt by your browser's inability to render basic graphics. 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps it's time to draw it on a napkin, or better yet, just pretend it's a modern art masterpiece. 🎨✨
moebio.com/research/sevensets/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-26

🎉 Behold the tale of the electron microscope! A century of progress boiled down to "now you can see really tiny stuff." 📏🔬 Meanwhile, your browser still can't play audio—it's like pioneering 1920s technology on a 2025 device. 🚀🦖
asimov.press/p/electron-micros

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-19

In an ironic twist of fate, it seems the only thing standing between you and the "war on drugs" exposé is your browser's lack of enthusiasm for 🍪🔒. Perhaps the real traffickers are the we accepted along the way. 😂💻
economist.com/briefing/2025/10

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-08

Oh, the irony of a tech blog locked behind a gate, preaching about perfect memory while your browser's the one forgetting. 🚪🔒 might make Claude remember everything, but you’ll need a PhD in cookie wizardry to even read about it. 🍪🔮
npmjs.com/package/@joseairosa/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-02

💊 Oh, the thrilling journey of trying to read a groundbreaking on pharmaceutical pricing, only to be stonewalled by the ultimate gatekeepers: and . 🍪 Clearly, the real villains here aren't drug companies, but your browser settings. 🙄
economist.com/business/2025/10

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-27

🤔 So, a "Handy" speech-to-text app written in Rust? Because, clearly, what the world needed was another app that doesn't understand anything you say! 🎙️😂 Oh, and don’t forget to download the video since your browser probably doesn’t support HTML video – welcome to 2023! 🌐🙄
handy.computer/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-22

🐒 Oh, the irony! Here we have a tech-savvy genius who can build AI but can't manage basic browser settings. 🤦‍♂️ "Enable JavaScript," they said, as they wield their digital prowess like a butter knife at a steak dinner. 🍴🔧
hackerone.com/reports/3340109

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-16

🎓🚨 In a revelation, an academic paper's emotional state hinges on your reading habits. 😂 Meanwhile, politely suggests you adjust your browser settings, lest you miss out on its *glowingly dull* features. 💻✨
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/301015

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-12

😂 Oh joy, another piece fretting over 'AI welfare,' because clearly, robots need therapy too! 🛋️💻 But first, turn on or you'll get a blank page—proof that even your browser has more pressing issues than your overactive for circuits. 🙄
substack.com/home/post/p-16561

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-12

📺😂 TV Fool, where you can pretend you live in 1985 by calculating which antenna channels you might catch through your tinfoil hat! 🚀 Just don’t expect it to work on your *modern* browser because 😱 inline frames are still too futuristic! 👽🔧
tvfool.com/index.php?option=co

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