„In Edmond de Goncourts Roman „La Fille Elisa“ ist ein Gewand aus beiger Wolle noch etwas, das man im Gefängnis trägt. Seitdem hat die Nichtfarbe aber eine erstaunliche Karriere gemacht. Beige wurde zum Statussymbol. Konnten sich früher arme Leute kein knalliges Purpur leisten, sind einst einfache Dinge aus Naturholz und Wolle heute Ausdruck von Wohlstand: Die armen Leute haben buntes Plastik, die Reichen beige Kaschmir-Überdecken, beige Leinenvorhänge und beiges Manufactum-Holzspielzeug.“

https://www.faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/woher-kommt-der-hass-auf-die-farbe-beige-110836193.html

#Beige #SadBeigeMoms

A friend of my partner is having a baby and he was commiserating about the #beige #BabyFashion.

My partner (the only dad in his group of friends) told him there are options out there, you just gotta know where to look (Nordic labels surprisingly enough). He had the same opinion on the beige trends for babies, so our 2 yo daughter has lots of fun options in her wardrobe.

I mean, check this piece out! (Duns Sweden)

Princess Kate’s Style Switch: New Mocha Look for Royal Duties
https://youtu.be/hSijbe2LaqI
#PrincessKate #RoyalFashion #KateStyle #PrinceWilliam #SaudiTour #RoyalNews #FashionTrends #Mochas #Beige #OOTD

beige.party might disagree?
#beige https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/115984173873561072

Hey #Beige, nicely done! #BeigeBless

From: @AltTextHealthCheck
https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/115983994438379651

Amsterdamse perfectie bestaat n.... 😎

#Fundafun #Funda #Amsterdam #Beige #Perfectie #VTWonen #beterpastniet #Goedemorgen #saai #pictureperfect #interieur #visgraat #kleedje #wattedoenmeteenhalfmiljoen #bezemkast

https://www.funda.nl/detail/koop/amsterdam/appartement-gustav-mahlerlaan-13-l/43229982/

Dear Beige Folk,

May your days be Beige and Beautiful!

I am having an operation on Monday, so for a few weeks afterwards I am going to need you to bring out your best shitposting whilst I recuperate.

Many thanks
Petra

#Operation #Recovery #shitposting #Beige

Last van stress? Kijkt u hier maar even naar! 😇

#Fundafun #Funda #Beige #Amsterdam #Saai #VTWonen #meerbeige #rust #appartement #Stress

https://www.funda.nl/detail/koop/amsterdam/appartement-patroclosstraat-1-3/43217282/

WOW!! :blobcatglare: 🤣 :bb: #beige

Hey, #Beige, we're doing better. Keep up the good work on alt text. Let's get it into the 90s!

From: @AltTextHealthCheck
https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/115887735139182427

Is Beige Party a cult?

#poll #beige

Another one of my personal favs, the Austin Princess HL, has headed out on a tee-shirt to someone in the UK. I hope you enjoy!

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/28999334

#Austin #Princess #BritishLeyland #illustration #WeirdCarMastodon #MastoArt #ClassicCar #beige

Hey #Beige, we've been slipping down the ranks for weeks! C'mon and get on the alt text ship. We have cookies!

You can always ask mutuals to write one for you in a reply if you don't have the spoons.

Alternately you can use the Alt4Me hashtag.

Alt text helps everyone!

I read almost every single bit of alt text on all the images I see. I love understanding other people's takes on what they are posting, and sometimes people put fun "Easter eggs" in the alt text. 🥚❤️

#BeigeBless

From: @AltTextHealthCheck
https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/115839369653151981

2025 Year in Review

#beige #2025inreview

El cambio de entorno navideño: olvídate del ocre: el look Home Alone está de moda | Navidad #ambiente #beige #cambio #del #está #home #moda #Navidad #navideño #olvídate #ButterWord #Spanish_News Comenta tu opinión 👇
https://butterword.com/el-cambio-de-entorno-navideno-olvidate-del-ocre-el-look-home-alone-esta-de-moda-navidad/?feed_id=58967&_unique_id=693952e307a50

You like #beige? I know I do! #compaq #compaqdeskpro #compaqdeskproen #crt #retrocomputer #oldcomputer #vintagecomputer #90scomputer #90spc #vintagepc #oldpc #retropc #deskpro #90scomputer #nostalgia #nostalgic #90snostalgia

Remember all Beige folks:

If all goes well, our instance will get a major software update today. Our honorable leader told us what the instance may be offline/in maintenance mode from 4-8 UTC.
For folks who, like me, are in CET, that means that Beige may be black between 5-9am. So no worries...
Our master of disaster (just kidding boss... :blobcat_tonguewink:) is working hard to bring Beige the latest of it all...

For all folks with Beige Friendos: don't worry if you don't hear from your friends in this time frame... We will be back! :terminator:

Catch you all later lovelies! :bb:

:playstation: :pixy_party:

#Beige #BeigeParty

To my fellow party goers of the beloved #BeigeParty (www.beige.party), those of us who love being #Beige :bb: so much that we would create alts to follow other alts so if heaven forbid there was a Beige implosion #BeigePlosion we could reassemble like quicksilver - I proffer the suggestion of #BeigeBackup as a way to signify the existence and purpose of the alt and follow. For example:

Hi 👋🏼 this is
Beige: @levinej98
Here is my #BeigeBackup
Alt: @levinej98@mas.to
I have followed you, and please feel free to follow me, so we can find mutuals in the high unlikely event of a #BeigePlosion

But I will post this from my alt so folks understand the new follow. Just a thought.

The last time @ theropologist disappeared there were personal events that he had to attend to.

Everyone told him to take his time and deal with real life shit, because obviously that's more important.

And if we all freak out about him being missing, he's gonna think that he can't take time off to deal with real life. That's a shitty feeling to come back to.

Everything is still working just fine. There is no reason to assume the worst unless someone has actually heard something.

#Beige