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Picture of a Burger King drice thru with a sign indicating that they are out of burgers.

Caption: This Burger King is doing burgers just like Scaled Agile Framework does Agile

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The image is a meme contrasting the "Scaled Agile Framework" (SAFe) with "Scrum" using two different birds.
The bird on the left is a Eurasian Hoopoe, a distinctive bird known for its large, erectile crest of feathers.
The bird on the right is a common black bird, possibly a Myna

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Picture of a rusting oil tank in a building. The tank looks like the face of a train.

Caption: SAFe release train after spending too much time at the average company

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Photo of Michael Scott from "The Office" (US version) saying "I'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be"

Caption: Looking back at the creation of Scaled Agile Framework

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Homer Simpson depicted as Earth's creator looking over the planet. He says "Now let's add 2-week sprints that are relentless and never end"

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Image is Mary Beth, the museum tour guide and narrator from the animated film The Book of Life. Top caption reads If you know, you know

She is gesturing to words below it that read Scaled Agile Framework is not Agile

Don't let those little kids grow up to work in corporate tech.

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Older man labeled Waterfall looking down at his son labeled Scrum looking down at his son labeled scaled Agile Framework looking at his very young son who is painting.

Caption: It's up to you to break generational trauma.

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Picture of Lightning McQueen label Real Scrum
Picture of a Mazda Miata that looks old and sad, labeled My company's "Scrum"

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Two people playing pool with a chess board.

Caption: The same people call Scaled Agile Framework "Agile"

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Trump (labeled executives) is sitting and approached by Kate Middleton (labeled Scrum). He appears to looking at her bust (labeled "Scaled Agile Framework micromanagement pretending to be scrum)

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Image that looks like a vintage mid century advertisement depicting a woman (labeled My leadership) throwing a book (labeled The Scrum Guide) over her shoulder

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Person sitting in a chair with a h
Large metal headpiece on their head. Many wires connect the head piece to a device above.

Caption: The new hire trying to learn all the "minor" tweaks your organization made to scrum because your company is a special case where it just wouldn't work as designed

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Galactus announces "Your planet is now marked for death"

Two people say "Can we ask why?"

Galactus responds "To remove the risk of Scaled Agile Framework escaping"

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Trump yelling from the roof of the White House.

Caption: "Scaled Agile Framework isn't really Agile!"

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Illustration of a group of sperm swimming. Among them are ones labeled president, genius actor, baseball star, doctor, and nobel prize winning entrepreneur. Leading the pack is one with a clown head labeled executive who demands waterfall because it delivers predictable results

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List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.

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Photo of a fire hydrant with a long series of adapters attached to it.

The hydrant is labeled "Scrum"
The adapters are labeled "Your company's additional process"

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Four panel comic

First panel: cute figure holding SAFe in its hand says "I love this thing IDK why people hate it so much"

Second panel: figure is sitting at a computer with SAFe on the table. It says "I'm gonna read a thing or two about it"

Third panel: figure stares at the computer in shock.

Fourth panel: figure smashes SAFe with its fist.

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