#TimApple

2026-02-06

Apple CEO gifts Trump a plaque with a 24-karat gold base

video.folkdata.se/w/upevk4xEKa

2026-02-03

If you needed any more reasons to think about switching away from and then some poorly written app slop might be just the ticket!

Apple announcement:

Introducing agentic coding
in Xcode
With Xcode 26.3, you can harness coding agents like Anthropic's
Claude Agent and OpenAl's Codex directly in the coding assistant to
build and test projects, search Apple documentation, fix issues, and
more.
ShiroBlooShiroBloo
2026-02-01

Someone should ask Tim Apple how he thinks Steve Jobs would react to him giving Trump some stupid Apple trophy and kissing his ass

CoreForceCoreForce
2026-01-29

@tagesschau Eine Woche keine dieser gegen die . Das bringt Donnie bestimmt wieder irgend einen Friedenspreis. Vielleicht stiftet ihn diesmal .

2026-01-28

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++ Tim Apple today unveiled a new logo for Apple Inc. The company also announced that it will now focus entirely on developing state-of-the-art database software for the upcoming DOHS census. +++ BREAKING NEWS +++

Tim Apple standing behind a desk in the White House' Oval Office, obviously announcing something. Next to him is a display stand with a sign on it. On the sign the word "APPLE" is written all-caps in white on a blue background. The letters feature several horizontal white and blue stripes and are set in a slab-serif font. To the left of the name the apple logo is shown, featuring the same horizontal stripes. In the background the president's desk, some flags, windows, golden curtains are visible. Through the windows you can see some bushes and trees.
Dane 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇻🇪🖖⚛️☮️☸️🕉️TheLastOfHisName@beige.party
2026-01-28

Hey. Tim.

You paid the extortion money, kissed the ring, and now you're all busted up about Minneapolis?

Get fucked.

#Apple #TimCook #TimApple #Minneapolis

Leander Lindahlleanderlindahl
2026-01-28

@CultureDesk @Variety yes, its fine 👍 I realise I'm a lonely fanatic.

But I can't bring myself to support Google and Apple after what's happened over the last year.

"Think different" ad campaign with Rosa Parks from Apple back in the 1990's.
chris actuallackattack
2026-01-28

I started computing on computers in the 90s, and was a huge fan for over a decade. lost me long before his wormy 'time to deescalate' memo and even before he allowed CSAM to continue being spread daily via the

I was one foot out the door already because the experience for me has gone rapidly downhill the last couple years, but I'd like to thank for helping me all the way out of their ecosystem.

Thanks again for the nudge, Oligarch Tim

2026-01-28

Apple CEO Tim Cook's response to the events in Minneapolis, Minnesota:

"Good Mourning!"

#apple #TimCook #TimApple

2026-01-26

Hey Tim, from one gay to another, be a cock sucker, not a boot licker.

#TimCook #TimApple #Apple #AAPL $AAPL #USPol

2025-11-25

The finale of #themorningshow season 4 really felt as though the writers had bold ideas for season 5 before #TimApple chimed in and said “end the story because you don’t get to criticize #Trump in another season and the show is ending now”

That was rushed and anti-climactic as fuck. I’m shocked to learn that it actually was renewed for a fifth season as of September, but my theory stands. #AppleTV execs killed the momentum of the show

obrhoffobrhoff
2025-11-09

Bring back Manufacturing to Ireland, Tim Cook 😡

the pirate babestine@mstdn.social
2025-11-09

after 20 years of windows and 20 years of macintosh i’m finally back to a system that just works™️
#LinuxMint #Linux #applerefugee #timapple #desktop #foss #switch #ditchbigtech

screenshot of my linux mint desktop
monkeydom, Ar.Tmonkeydom
2025-10-21

Don't forget.

et_al_ :verified_breze:et_al_@muenchen.social
2025-10-15

Warum werden bei Bahn-Anbietern Icons mit Flugzeugen angezeigt, #TimApple???

E-Mails im Posteingang mit Reise- und Buchungsbestätigungen, teilweise mit roten Markierungen.
LTSC1980 AKA "NOT SURE" CHENltsc1980@ohai.social
2025-10-04

TIME FOR ME TO CONSIDER ANDROID AS MY NEXT PHONE. #TIMAPPLE HAD CHOOSE TO SIDE WITH #ICE.

Leander Lindahlleanderlindahl
2025-10-03

We shape the world we live in. We are not powerless. What we do in this life matters. That goes for multi billion companies and their CEOs too. Food for thought

obrhoffobrhoff
2025-09-26

I think we can all agree that this is the far superior Apple Keynote format. 😂

(I already posted it a while ago, but I still think it's hilarious)

youtube.com/watch?v=WGFLPbpdMS8

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