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2026-02-05

429) Printerbot. A master wrangler of printers, able to coax a document from them almost every time, and can even sometimes successfully cancel a queued print job!

A spherical robot with jointed arms and legs re-enacting the scene from Jurassic World in which Chris Pratt's character calms down three velociraptors with outstretched palms, except instead of dinosaurs, they're different printer models. Each of the printers is surrounded by motion lines, indicating they are vibrating - presumably with barely-repressed fury, because they are cursed machines sent by a malign god to plague humankind.
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2026-02-04

428) Ironmanbot. Wanted to be Iron Man. Can't really see out of the helmet, but seems okay about it all.

A small robot wearing an Iron Man helmet from the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies, which itself looks like a robot head made of sleek, interlocking panels. It has dark holes for the eyes and a mouth reminiscent of the shape made by human skull mandible. Emerging from the sides of the helmet are banded arms, and there are banded legs coming out of the bottom. The robot looks like it's doing a little dance. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the top right is in a different font, which was chosen for its resemblance to the font used for the logos of the Iron Man movies (but it's basically just angular block capitals).
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2026-02-03

427) Ironbot. Hates creases. Filled with grim determination and hot water. Dangerously quick so give it some room.

A little robot in the form of a clothes iron with banded arms and rocket boosters at the back. Its lower section is drawn with soft colours to create the effect of a metallic sheen, and it has a handle for some reason. It's zooming over some creased fabric with a determined expression on its face, one hand clenched into a fist and the other pointing straight forward as if identifying its next target. Its rockets are also spewing flames behind it. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom right is angled so it looks like it's been pressed flat.
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2026-02-02

422) Cactusbot. If a real cactus is a bit high maintenance for you, or if you have one cactus that wants company, try Cactusbot, a friendly, non-spiky alternative.

A robot in the form of a potted cactus with a little happy face near the top. It's ridged vertically and has two curving arms at different heights on either side. Notably, it is not spiky. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the top right, however, is covered in cactus-like spines.
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2026-01-30

421) Coldbot. Chills your drinks by means of a wormhole leading to the darkness of the intergalactic void where, undisturbed by gravity and radiation, your beverage stays at a frosty 3 Kelvin. Absolutely no need for ice!

A robot that looks like a little fridge with banded arms and legs and a smiling face above the door. It's opening itself with one hand, revealing a yawning abyss surrounded by crackling energy, with a band of stars - perhaps a spiral galaxy viewed from almost edge-on - in the distance. The other hand is offering a can (labelled 'COLA') which is encrusted with melting ice that is dripping a puddle onto the floor. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the top right is hung with tiny icicles.
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2026-01-29
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2026-01-28

419) Secretbot. Confession, some say, is good for the soul. Certainly there is theraputic value in unburdening oneself of shameful memories, and Secretbot is here to help. Listens, understands, but whatever you tell it will go no further.

An egg-shaped robot with banded legs, sitting down with a quizzical expression. It has no mouth.
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2026-01-27

418) Sharpenerbot. Sharpens pencils for you. We're not sure what it does with the shavings.

A squat, cylindrical robot with a rounded top and banded arms and legs. It's holding a pencil in one hand while it holds another in its mouth. Its whole body is vibrating. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @Al_Mc72".
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2026-01-26

417) Blessyoubot. Says "bless you!" when you sneeze. Despite this being its only task, is still always surprised when it happens.

A spherical robot with jointed arms and legs, holding its hands to its face with a shocked expression. A speech bubble coming from it shows a large exclamation mark. The Small Robots Remastered logo also has three exclamation marks.
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2026-01-23

416) Wombot. Consumes scrap metal and transforms it into perfect little cubes that can be used to create casings for new small robots, or just stacked up neatly out of the way.

A robot that looks like a wombat. It has an ovoid body and a large, ovoid head with a wide nose on the front and two elongated incisors poking out underneath. Its cheeks are bulging out as if its mouth's full (although, tbf, wombats do have cheeks like that anyway). Instead of legs it has chunky wheels, and the rear of its body has a hatch with two doors that opens horizontally. The robot is eating some bits of tarnished scrap metal while the hatch deposits several shiny, metallic cubes onto the floor. Text in the bottom right reads, "suggested by @evho315".
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2026-01-22

415) Russianbots. A bit full of themselves.

A series of six robots in the form of round-topped Russian nesting dolls, with the largest 'top half' on the right wearing a papakha (Cossack hat) with a red star on the front and smiling. The rest of the top halves are laid out in descending order of size until, on the far left, the stacked bottom halves have a tiny robot in the middle holding its arms in the air. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom right is in a sort of twiddly, traditional Slavic-looking font.
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2026-01-21

414) Horsebot. When developing Unicornbot, one of the issues was the horn interface firmware. In order to progress with the project, we made a number of hornless prototypes. So, here's Horsebot: it gets a bit sad because it isn't magical but it's still a very good robot.

An ovoid robot, oriented laterally, with four banded legs and an equine tail. It has a sad expression on its little face.
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2026-01-20

413) Hoarsebot. When you lose your voice, stands on your shoulder listening intently with its little trumpet, then repeats your words through its megaphone. Sometimes gets the two confused.

A spherical robot with banded arms and legs, standing on someone's shoulder holding a conical, mechanical funnel pressed to the side of its body in one hand and a tiny megaphone in the other. It has a quizzical expression on its face.
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2026-01-19

410) Breakupbots. When a relationship ends, outsource the awkward admin - returning stuff, deleting numbers, informing mutual friends, etc. - to your Breakupbot. Yours and your ex-partner's work together to make everything as painless as possible before they too part ways.

Two cylindrical robots with banded arms and legs, each writing on a clipboard as they stand in front of boxes labelled "SAM'S STUFF" and "JAMIE'S STUFF". Each box is filled with various random items, including books, kitchenware, records, clothing, toiletries, etc. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom right has been vertically split in half and slightly separated, the orphaned sections of letters given the same 3-D effect as the whole ones so they look like they've been neatly sliced.
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2026-01-15

404) D4bot. Picks up after DMbot and Brickbot, ensuring they don't leave any unpleasant obstacles on the floor. It's pretty pointy too, but don't mention it or it'll get confused trying to tidy itself up.

A smiling robot shaped like a four-sided pyramid (i.e. a D4, or 4-sided dice) with banded arms and legs, cheerfully holding up an actual D4 in one hand and gripping a modular Danish construction toy brick in the other. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @souptuesday".
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2026-01-14

403) Mixbots. Hold hands and twirl each other around very fast to mix cocktails or milkshake.

Two robots shaped like beaker-style cocktail shakers, each with two little banded arms holding hands to keep their ends together as they spin aroud. Both robots are smiling happily, but some fluid is spilling out of the join between them. The logo in the top right reads, "DEALT ARMLETS SOMBREROS" (an anagram - or mixed up - of Small Robots Remastered).
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2026-01-13

401) Stressbot. Relieve stress with this squishy robot that loves a good squeeze.

An amorphous robot with little arms and legs and a happy, somewhat vacant expression on its face, being squeezed tightly by a large human hand.
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2026-01-12

398) Spinningbot. Your little ones will have fun spinning this robot friend around and around! The robot itself...maybe not so much...

A robot in the form of a child's spinning top, consisting of two slightly flattened hemispheres connected by their bases, with a flared handle on the top, tapering down to a narrow point on the bottom on which it is balanced. The robot is wobbling from side to side with a nauseous look on its face. The Small Robots Remastered logo is surrounded by faint afterimages, as if viewed by someone slightly dizzy.
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2026-01-09

397) Birbbot. Entice birds to your bird table with this convincing facsimile of an avian pal.

A perfectly spherical robot with a little beak that's open and singing, two flappy wings connected by hinges and flexible banded legs with three-toed feet. The robot looks angry for some reason.
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2026-01-08

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