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RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-02-13

In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!

rgbots.com/comic/i-am-the-walr

#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles

I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation! Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR? Panel Two Blue and Red consider. Blue: Hmmm. No. Red: Sure. Why not? Panel Three A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition. Panel Four Red relays the day’s excitement. Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun. Blue: Damn.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-02-11

Green really knows how to remind the people he loves how important to him they are in today's #RGBots: rgbots.com/comic/road-worked/

#robots #comic #webcomic #insult

Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a conversation. Green: I thought about you today. Blue: Oh? That’s nice. Panel Two Blue is skeptical. Blue: What caused that to happen? Green: I was driving home from work. Panel Three Green continues to explain his point. Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention. Panel Four Green finishes his point. Green: It read “Open Trench.”
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-02-06

Today's #RGBots features Red explaining exactly how he feels about ICE agents.

rgbots.com/comic/ice-vs-cow/

Oh, and always and forever - Fuck Ice.

#comic #webcomic #robot #ICE

ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining some important ideas. Red: You can treat ICE agents as less than human because they have no souls. Panel Two Red doubles down. Red: You can deny them bathrooms and food at your businesses. Panel Three Red continues to build on this point. Red: They’re less than livestock. Panel Four Red has a smug expression, confident in his speaking a truth. Red: At least a cow provides value through food and milk.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-30

In today's #RGBots, Green has a really unique idea for platforming himself on the internet. Talk about brave, innovative, and necessary for our times.

rgbots.com/comic/the-coming-st

#robot #podcasting #internet #cartoon #comic #webcomic

The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is out for a stroll, talking to himself. Green: You know…. I think I am going to start a podcast. I feel my views are not really represented out there on the internet. Panel Two Green continues strolling. Panel Three Green pauses, thinking. Panel Four Green finds another reason why he needs to start a podcast. Green: Plus, I am the funniest guy I know.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-28

True tales of birthday horror in today's #RGBots update!

rgbots.com/comic/tough-sheet/

#comic #webcomic #office #birthday #cake #robots

Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 27th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and Blue are discussing Blue’s birthday at work. Blue: one of my coworkers at the office brought in a sheet cake for my birthday. Red: Wow, that was very nice. Panel Two Blue is not so sure. Blue: It was. Red: “Was?” Blue: The problem is that everyone in the office was so kind they only took very small slices. Panel Three Blue continues to explain the issue. Blue: So then I am left with a third of a sheet cake with no room in my fridge. And I refuse to hork down a third of a sheet cake in a day so I don’t have it sitting in my crowded fridge that night. Panel Four Blue comes to an important life lesson for you all. Blue: A sheet cake is not a gift, it is an obligation.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-22

Green is now a contractor for OpenAi's ChatGPT in today's #RGBots update. It's going well.

rgbots.com/comic/ever-so-helpf

#webcomic #robot #ChatGPT #indieComic

Ever So Helpful Transcript This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is updating Red regarding his most recent career move. Green: OpenAI has contracted me to help fulfill the massive ChatGPT demand from users. Red: That sounds like a bad idea. Panel Two Green deflects Red’s comment as he gets an urgent message. Green: Shut up, it’s fine. Here comes a user query now. Panel Three Green reads the user prompt from ChatGPT. Green: Who was in the cabinet during the administration of President Abraham Lincoln? Panel Four Green responds to the query. Green: I don’t know, asshole. Google it.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-21

New #RGBots where Green deals with your frequent demands and expectations and just asks for a reprieve.

rgbots.com/comic/slave-to-come

#comic #webcomic #robots

Slave to Comedy Transcript This is a transcript of the January 20th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is apologizing to the audience for a lack of joke today. Green: Sorry folks, no joke today. Panel Two Green waits for the audience to leave. Panel Three Green is confused, trying to understand why people are still reading the comic today. Panel Four Green blows up at the reader, confused and annoyed. Green: Why the hell are you mad? You’re the ones treating me like some kind of joke-robot.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-16

Today's #RGBots covers some news. What do MrBeast and the LDS church have in common?

rgbots.com/comic/whats-trendin

#webcomic #comic #robot #mormon #MrBeast #YouTube

What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is reading the news on a smartphone. Blue: “Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created. Also: Why apostle Dieter Uchtdorf is so popular; Dallin Oaks hopes for lower marriage ages; Temple Square mission to end.” Panel Two Blue continues to read the news… or does she? What even is reality anymore. No, this is not merely a simple transcript – this is me violating the boundary between relaying information as written and invoking something more fantastical. Transcription has driven me mad. You, reading this. Do you feel it? Blue: “Future editions of The Beast Games to include an event involving nets, a priest, and a grade-school locker room.”
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-16

So I did it again.

rgbots.com/comic/green-finds-a

#RGBots #webcomic #comic #cartoon #robot

Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited about something, his arms raised in the air. Green: Oh shit, is that one of those junkyard magnets from the cartoons up there? Panel Two Green is being lifted up by the magnet. Panel Three The magnet continues to lift Green out of frame. Panel Four The frame is empty.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-14

I might be able to retire after this comic.

rgbots.com/comic/green-walks-i

#rgbots #comic #webcomic #robot

Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript of the January 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is walking across the frame. Panel Two Green continues walking across the frame. Panel Three Green seems to sink below the frame, flailing his arms. Green: FUCK! Panel Four The frame is empty.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-09

Red is a bit annoyed at Green's latest gaming obsession today: rgbots.com/comic/monkeying-aro

#RGBots #webcomic #comic #robot #donkeyKong

Monkeying Around Transcript This is a transcript of the January 8th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red updates us on what has been going on. Red: Green just got that new Donkey Kong game and is being a real shit about it. When he’s not playing it, he’s pretending he’s Donkey Kong. Panel Two Red looks apprehensive about the situation. Red: He keeps running around, grunting, and punching walls. I’ve been finding bananas everywhere. Panel Three Red seems a bit relieved. Red: At least he is out of his Call of Duty phrase. That was a scary time. Panel Four Red does not appear to want to think back on that time. Red: I once saw him try to start the microwave by unloading a full clip at it.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-07

In today's #RGBots comic, Blue discusses a budget-conscious health care and insurance alternative.

rgbots.com/comic/budget-medica

#webcomic #comic #robots #insurance

Budget Medical Transcript This is a transcript of the January 6th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is discussing his insurance woes with Blue. Red: I hate that my insurance premiums went up. This is so damn awful for everyone. Blue: You still have insurance? In this economy? Panel Two Red continues, but is caught off guard by Blue’s question. Red: I don’t know for how much longer, but yes. Wait, what do you do? Pay out of pocket for everything? Panel Three Blue reveals her method. Red is confused. Blue: I use Dollar Tree. Panel Four Blue details her medical care and insurance alternative. Blue: If something pops out, I glue it back in. If something splits, I tape it together. Glue and tape are cheap at the Dollar Tree.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2026-01-03

The robots read the same news as you, folks.

rgbots.com/comic/whats-trendin

#RGBots #comic #webcomic #robots #USPol #Maduro

What’s Trending: War Pig Transcript This is a transcript of the January 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is checking the news on Green’s smartphone. Red: Let’s just see what is going on in world news today. Oh. Oh, fuck. Panel Two Green looks at the phone. Green: We’re just snatching up sitting heads of state now? Red: Sounds like we got a new Epstein files dump coming.
hpkomic 👻hpkomic@horrorhub.club
2026-01-02

All of last month's RGBots comics in one place with additional commentary: hpkomics.com/2026/01/rgbots-up

#webcomic #comic #RGBots

RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2025-12-31

In today's #RGBots we go out of the year like we entered it... bitching about people being wrong about television shows.

rgbots.com/comic/a-pluribus-of

#comic #webcomic #pluribus #robot

A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a transcript of the December 31st, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green sits at this desk. Green: The jokes about Pluribus being a slow show are very funny. It really takes the piss out of those people with limited attention spans. Obviously these are all jokes. Panel Two Green gets an update from someone off screen. Green: Wait, someone is just updating me… Wait. Seriously? Panel Three Green is now mad. Green: Wait, you’re yelling me people actually believe it is a slow show? Morons like that actually exist. In my America? Panel Four Green can’t believe this bullshit. Green: Do they stomp and piss their pants when their microwave chimichanga takes too long to cook?!
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2025-12-23

In today's #RGBots, Blue considers how to approach something in conversation.

rgbots.com/comic/speak-jackass/

#comic #webcomic #robots

Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a friendly conversation and Green regales Blue with a story about being followed around a grocery store. Green: Haha, oh, man, so… the guy kept following me around the store right? Meanwhile I am just like, “dude, I just want my Captain Crunch.” Haha. Panel Two Blue stares passively and Green continues. Green: So I am him what’s up, right, and haha, he’s like “did you go to Riverside High?” Panel Three Green continues the story. Green: So, haha, I am like, “yeah, class of ’05” and it turned out we had the same homeroom. Haha. So, anyway…” Panel Four Blue’s inner thoughts revealed. Caption: Meanwhile, in Blue’s brain: Blue: Should I tell him he sounds like a fucking donkey?
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2025-12-18

TBH Blue's crashout in today's #RGBots is completely fair, we shouldn't need to turn domestic violence into a joke.

Jon Del Arroz's existence is a joke enough as it is.

rgbots.com/comic/who-do-those-

#comics #JonDelArroz #robots #webcomic #grifters

Who do those jokes hurt the most? Transcript This is a transcript of the December 18th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red, Green, and Blue are having a discussion about Jon Del Arroz and comics criticism. Blue: Jon Del Arroz’s takes on comics shows that he lacks all media literacy. Green: Is that the guy who beat his wife? Panel Two Blue is annoyed at the predictable discussion point. Blue: Sigh, yes. Red: Wow, the dude sounds like a huge piece of shit. Blue: Yes, but- Panel Three Green exclaims, but Blue gets annoyed. Green: I hope every single Reddit post about his dumb takes mentions that! Blue: CAN WE FUCKING STOP?! Panel Four Blue’s rage is so unbounded the entire text box fills the panel. Blue: Can we not make the battery of women a punchline and just point out that he is a fucking moron? That should be enough. FUCK.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2025-12-17

In today's #RGBots, Green has to pause a moment from discussing #tariffs to deal with Red's incredibly stupid question.

rgbots.com/comic/steel-reserve

#robots #comic #webcomic #economy

Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green has his face buried into his claws, agonized over the cost of business. Red is observing. Green: These tariffs are killing me. I import 50 tons of steel every month. Do you know what the tax-rate on that is? Panel Two Red asks a question. A point of contention. Red: Why? Green (off-screen): Why what? Red: Why are you importing 50 tons of steel every month? Panel Three Green stares at Red, not believing what he just heard. Panel Four Green explains that Red said something stupid. Green: Because I don’t have the facility to manufacture it myself? What sort of dumb fucking question was that?
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2025-12-11

In today's #RGBots Blue lays out the reason for why #NRA members are such fuckasses on the road.

rgbots.com/comic/you-just-acti

#comic #webcomic #robots

You Just Activated My Trap Car Transcript This is a transcript of the December 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue wants to relay some sage advice. Blue: I realize as I get older there are some signs you put together pretty naturally. Panel Two Blue lays out an observation. Blue: For example, have you noticed that drivers with NRA bumper stickers are absolutely shitty drivers? Panel Three Blue queries the reader. Blue: What are you gonna do? Call them out on it? Panel Four Blue arrives at her point, thinking carefully on it. Blue: That, my friends, is a trap.
RGBotsrgbots@comics.town
2025-12-10

Today's #RGBots talks about the internet of old.

You know the kind we mean.

rgbots.com/comic/kick-ascii/

#robots #internet #comic

Kick ASCII Transcript This is a transcript of the December 9th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is feeling nostalgic about the old days. Red: I haven’t commented on an online discussion since 1998. Panel Two Red continues reminiscing about the early days of the internet. Red: My first impulse when I see a shitty opinion is to threaten to come through the screen and drop kick them in the throat. Panel Three Camera pulls back, Red things about what he lost over the years. Red: Pretty soon after, into 1999, I noticed that a lot of websites updated their Terms of Service agreements to include anti-drop kicking language. Panel Four Red glances up, thinking about time and his place in it. Red: In any case, commenting on other people’s stupid posts just isn’t as fun anymore if I can’t threaten to drop kick them in their stupid faces. The internet has really changed.

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